Konfetti

Die brutalste Schule der Welt

Der verwundete Reisende

Kulissenschieben 7

Kulissenschieben 8

Es regnet in Vatikanstadt

Alles Pop

Ich will einfach nur super sein

Kulissenschieben 9

Some days hit you with “main character energy,” and some days hit you with “forgot why I walked into the cereal aisle.” This one is for anyone who keeps trying anyway. The spine pops, the brain clocks out, the shadow shows up late, the universe giggles a little too loud. But you still drag yourself through the day like it counts. If effort had a loyalty program, we’d all level up.

I woke up feeling ambitious
stood in the cereal aisle
forgot why I existed for a full minute

my spine made a noise I should not ignore
coffee hit
my brain tried to clock out early
tripped over air
told the floor “same”
and honestly
it kind of was

everyone else looks like they came pre-installed with stability
I get winded by thoughts

I swear I’m trying
stop laughing
this is me giving effort
I’m fine-ish
fine-adjacent
fine if the lighting is bad
I swear I’m trying
stop laughing

cleaned one corner of the counter
the rest stared back like I started something
opened my planner
closed it instantly
not today
my reflection sighed at me
again
told myself new me tomorrow
tomorrow blocked me

gravity picks favorites
I can tell
I walk like I owe it money
carrying ten invisible bags
all labeled why though

I swear I’m trying
stop laughing
this is me doing my best impression
of someone okay
I’m stable-ish
if you tilt your head
I swear I’m trying
stop laughing

looked at a banana wrong
it bruised itself
plants judge me
toaster sparks like it knows my secrets
my socks are always planning something
my shadow showed up late
did not explain
honestly
I respect that

I swear I’m trying
stop laughing
trying-ish
here-ish
I swear I’m trying
stop laughing

if existing counts
round it up

I'M TRYING, STOP LAUGHING

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
Sometimes it's a button that says "Mildly Okay Human."
Sometimes it's a whispered hymn to grief.

It's all real. It's all me.
This is my multiverse, and you're invited.
Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something. From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads, every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms. Built to feel.
🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.
🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.
🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise, and hit something real.
🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.
🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.
🔗 Links:
🎶 Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/7Hk4B9nLJs5XwqQEqOdMaU
🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitakeproducts/1766960367
☕ Support / Custom Songs: ko-fi.com/shiitakeproducts
🌐 More chaos: shiitakeproducts.com
⚠️ Marketers & "design bros" beware: I will waste your time on purpose.

active musician in hamburg and berlin since early nineties | with projects such as OoF!, Surf and as a soloartist | 
founder of wohnzimmerszene in berlin | 
releases fro selfreleased tapes to major companies |

New tracks tagged #Spoken Pop