[Intro]
Uh… yeah…
Step up to the yard, don’t slip, don’t spill
You know what it is…

[Hook]
My dong milk brings all the girls to the yard
And they’re like, “It’s bigger than yours”
Damn right, it’s thicker than yours
I could teach you, but you’d need stretch marks

[Verse One]
Walk in slow, sweat drippin’ like a faucet
Every lady double-takin’ — “Oh my God, did you spot it?”
Neighbors call the cops, sayin’ “That’s a concealed weapon”
But I’m legal with the permit, girl, come and do a check-in
Got the dairy aisle vibes, lactose in disguise
Every sip make ’em moan, rollin’ back they eyes
Not soy, not oat, this is straight from the source
Full-fat certified, got the stamina and force

[Hook]
My dong milk brings all the girls to the yard
And they’re like, “It’s creamier than yours”
Damn right, it’s dreamier than yours
I could teach you, but you’d choke, of course

[Verse Two]
They line up quick, like a drive-thru line
Sippin’ shakes at midnight, tryna taste what’s mine
Got flavors on deck, vanilla, chocolate swirl
Every city, every block, I supply the whole world
Smooth pour, no cap, straight fountain on tap
You can bring a whole squad, still a refill for that
Competition lookin’ jealous, tryna measure the flow
But they only dribble out, while I overflow

[Hook]
My dong milk brings all the girls to the yard
And they’re like, “It’s thicker than yours”
Damn right, it’s slicker than yours
I could teach you, but you’d lose your drawers

[Bridge]
Ladies wanna taste test, treat it like a science
Cream team alliance, breakin’ milkman silence
Deliveries daily, door-to-door service
Whole hood hydrated, nobody gettin’ nervous

[Outro]
Yeah… my dong milk…
Pasteurized, sterilized, customized, girl, don’t deny…
It’s nutritious, delicious… suspiciously ambitious…
Tell your mama too.

My Dong Milk (Parody of Kelis' Milkshake)

This track is from the single to our song "Reach Around" taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! "Reach Around" is an inspirational and uplifting song about asking for a helping hand from your fellow man.

Reach Around (Full Reach Mix)

This is the K-Pop mix to our song "Licky Sticky", found on our single "Reach Around" and on our album "Male Popstitution - Xtra Inches Edition".

This track is from the single to our song "Reach Around" taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! "Reach Around" is an inspirational and uplifting song about asking for a helping hand from your fellow man.

Licky Sticky (K-Pop Mix)

Reach Around ('96 Mix)

An alternative mix to our song "Your Mom"

Your Mom (B-Side Mix)

The Film School Janitors finally got around to watching THEY CLONED TYRONE on Netflix, and they have thoughts! 

To explain anything here would spoil the film, so whether you've seen it or not (and we do recommend checking it out before pressing play here, but you do you!), take a listen!

BONUS: Hear Rodney get frantic about watching a certain Christmas film that recently was reviewed!

NETFLIX AND CHILLED: They Cloned Tyrone (2023) Review

Fire Bone Auto Care

FreeWilly Drugs

A spoof of the "Big Lou" commercials you hear on radio a lot. 

Big Stu's Like You

This is a complete spoof - nothing here is intended to cause problems. Now tear the hotel down and start over. 

Super 8 Commercial Williams Arizona

Creative music producer.

Music, quirky, inspired, enjoy!

Mostly radio friendly & TV friendly tracks.  HD quality.  No swear words.

If you’re messaging me, tell me which song you liked.  It’s hard to know who is copying & pasting, and possibly a bot.

#snafflesmusic

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Our second album "2nd Cuming" is out now! listen to it here on SoundCloud!:
https://on.soundcloud.com/6uQENlB52zYDylzooj

Visit www.skankybroz.com to learn more about us!

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What happens when you take 5 male strippers and turn them into a boy band? You get Skanky Broz.

We're Skanky Broz, a new kind of "boy band" unlike any other. We're based in Las Vegas, Nevada and our members included male strippers, male escorts, male sex workers and male adult entertainers.

Our music is a throwback to Boy Band tunes from the 90's, but with a naughty twist. Our goal is to get people hot and bothered with our naughty and sexy songs. We utilize innovative technologies such as autotune, AI and vocaloid technology to turn your fantasies into reality.

The story of Skanky Broz started back in 2016, when former sex worker turned madame, Eden Slutz, decided to open her own escorting business in Las Vegas, Nevada, called "Eden's Slutz". After the 2020 global pandemic, Madame Slutz needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to try another form of prostitution: The music business. With modern innovations such as AI and autotune, now anyone could be popstars. With the success of her girl group comprised of all female sex workers named "Eden's Slutz", Madame Slutz decided to branch out and expand her business: with males. Thus "Skanky Broz" was born. Male "popstitution" takes a whole new meaning with Skanky Broz!

Skanky Broz are:

-Austin: "Bad Bro"
-Jason: "Gigalo Bro:
-Justin: "Shy Bro"
-Nathan: "Baby Bro"
-Ethan: "Big Bro"

Other Members:
-Evan: "Hippie Bro"

Check out our sisters, "Eden's Slutz" on their official Soundcloud page: 
https://on.soundcloud.com/fvK1fuEhvpmHFZww9

©2024 Nonvirgin Records

Here’s a little story about a trio of janitors. 
Might have heard they worked at a well-known film school.
They picked up a few things other than trash. 
They might hate your movie, or if drunk think it’s cool.
Every now and then they get together for a lunch break. 
Trash talk some movie, or TV, or streaming.
Rodney and Jason and Sean – they all clean halls. 
If you listen close you can hear kids screaming: Film School Janitors!

2024 Music "Aries Beats - Escape" is is under a Creative Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0) license. 
2019 Music from YouTube Audio Library [Aka YAL]
2019 Music provided by RFM: https://youtu.be/8BkqPryqA5Q
2018 Music: https://www.instagram.com/jaelaredd/ 
NCU Theme Music from YouTube Audio Library [Aka YAL]
High School Hero · Silent Partner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iguumobmY_4

At your local top-tier film-and-TV school, these three lurk the halls… sweeping… scrubbing…mopping…

What you drop, they pick up.  But that’s not all they’re picking up.

You see, after twenty years of cleaning up after film students, they’ve learned something – most movies are garbage.

So whenever their lunch breaks align, they catch up on the latest Hollywood has to offer.

In between taking out the trash, they’re talking trash.

Rodney – Sean – Jason… They are The Film School Janitors

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