ft. Valley Squidd

oh my squid is on u
oh my squid is on u
oh my squid is on u
oh my squid is on u

i dont want conversation
bitch i ink from masterbation
all my friends crustacean
if u squid den y u hatin

i saw another squid
lookin at me in my eye
i saw that squid
i jus wanna make her mine

do u wanna ink w me

Flying Underwater And Also In The Sky

t shirt and jacket
its worth every seem
its matching my undies
but u cannot see
the feeling of wearing my rick owen jeans
im expensive
my outfits perfectly complete

im dapper
abundantly strapped up in garbs
the poor people watch
as i shine like the stars
diamonds and emeralds
enchant my whole wardrobe
no grimes on the rick
as i ride on my steed

t shirt and jacket
and rick owen jeans
supreme on my boxers 
and shoes hella clean
the logos all on me
so u know who i be
materialism owns me
ill do anything

just promote a new brand 
and ill spend every cent
its harder and harder
to keep up on rent
dont know if i can just
normally live
burberry pants 
i did it again

im drippin
i flex on da children
i tell em money is everything
that they envision
hatin on my rick stop yo bitchin
im gonna attack u
with fiery vengance

RAWR
DONT U SEE WHAT IT COMES TO
RAWR
DONT U SEE ILL BUY ANYTHING
RAWR
DONT U SEE THAT I WANT TO
STAND OUT
RAWR
THATS Y I FOLLOW THE TRENDS

NEW TREND ALERT!!

ima country squid
dis how i live
file all my taxes
i pay for my land
im never goin back to the sea
these country winds
please set me free

ima squid
deep down to the core
i dont break the law no more
take a long wet bath 
never comin back to shore
let my ink drip drip drip
splash on the floor

i accumulate mass
im file all my tax
i found a new way
to file taxes in the ocean
praises be to thee
thou my lord he is golden

flippin floppin
drippin droppin
my balls onto thin sliced paper
hippin hoppin
pimpin pompin
oh poo im late for soccer practice

squids r birthed from magic
tentacles latch onto big blunts
married to a crab 
she a squid now shes baptized
i kill all of the bad guys

i walk onto land 
and i flat line
i live inda sea 
smoke doobies to pass time
i make me a smoothie
im groovy now thats right
im squid with the squid
smoke a squid 
i got squid rights

Squid Dilemma

when i look at dudes
and my tentacles shoot juice
at da wall
juice in the poop

Dudes

strip the fur
off the cats roamin thru the park
they dont care
fuckin mongrel cunts lay em inda dirt
watch em burn
dose their bodies wit da lighter fluid
when the cops appear
i am clueless how the cats got there

i have got a plethora of disabilities
im not suitable for work 
i live beneath the streets
imma street rat collectin furs for my fleece
coat its not real fleece
its from that cat owned by doris

apple bottom jeans
i am gorgeous so gorgeous
jesus set me free
i am humbled so humble
take one sip of my redbull
i fumble

too much calories
but i could not give a shit
they say imma die at 23
but im eternal i neva leave
(2x)

Disabled Squid

DRAGONSLAYER

its impossible
to touch the sky
they say to me
but still i try
my destiny so cool tonight
im fighting dragons
make em die

i fight the dragons
for the gold chest
of da jewels i snatch it
lookin cool

i save the princess
dragons dead
i show it to her smell the death
i pull her closer smell its breath
i killed dragon
play with its head
fuck mathematics
it wont kill a dragon
im the hero of the dungeon
i have saved the city
im kill the dragons with my man rage
and my strength
men are cool
men are great

we have muscles and mustashes
and muscles on all our butts
i love the male community
its hot and sweaty pizza hut
boy oh boy i see a treat 
i hope that it contains the nuts
i dont work at papa johns
but i respect a man of god

back to the dragons
"slay em brodie, 
they done ate all my crops"
says a peasant, bow before me 
then ill listen to u talk
"slay em brodie, 
they done at all my crops"
now i hear ur words
ill help but not to help u
its to impress the lady of my dreams
fuck u

i go to kill the dragon
with ease, like breeze
i got hella servants
"my leige, i preach
the town has been attacked,
by dragons, dear me"
i hate ur stupid face 
but ill help cuz i love to
kill animals
im not psychotic, this is just fun

killin all the dragons
hear the blood drop
slice em at da neck
feel the heart stop
use da blood as my syrup
at da ihop
cuz i dont trust food from there
ima burger king muthafucka

DRAGONSLAYER

hit my jib like a retard
imma hit the jib till the speak hard
hit my jib like a retard
flippin off the bird in the walmart

actin like a retard at the walmart
in the toy aisle
ridin round in da small cars

jibbin like a retard
everywhere dat i go
i think u think too fast
u think i think too slow

im just stoned, my brother in christ
i respect thee
smoke like a retard 
im jibbin till next week

cow feces
i eat it all
jesus set me free
i be humbled mongst da cross
i fly wit da sparrows
i feel like jack sparrow
i think i have mental illness
WILL FERREL

i know all actors in chronilogical order
i memorize names not faces, im sure thats
robert dinero
i tell by the scent
robert loggia, i knew it i told ya
i walk in his presence
i lose my composure
willem defoe, sacha baron cohen,
edward norton theres more
i cant mention
if i said every actor i know by the name
thisd exceed 20 minutes
i love knowing actors not actresses
watch films and
study technique, so i can be actor
but they wont hire a retarded fart butt

so i go inda sea 
and found out what a butt was
live in da ocean
i live like a squid does
they cant call me retard no more
imma fish bruh
(more den a mortal
cuz i got da squid love)

(narrator)
but he didnt realize that he could not swim
ur human ur stupid u live on da land
he drowned that same night
in 4 inches of water
a shame to break news 
to his daughter

Like A Retord

why the long face
why the logn face

cuz im workin at panera bread
choppin mustard in the lettuce head
i dont talk to no juveniles only men

and my best friend john,
his name is ben

we have long conversations
we talk all night

we aint gettin sleep
he read me poems
from his favorite authors 
they got unique styles

feel like harry styles
i love harry styles
i would go 1000 miles
just to show him the true meaning
of being wild

just give me a smile
harry styles
ur so hot

 god damn show me ur butt
harry styles show me that butt
harry maddison and harry styles pls
just lemme fuck

feel like harry maddison and harry styles
ive felt this way for abouta long while
drop that pig in me 
and watch me go hog wild

i love u harry styles
ur aquarius energy is awesome
i love u harry maddison
i do anything to see that boy smile

(harry solo)

damn boy i make that boy jizz
i make his boyfriend squirt
nacho cheese out his pits

i dominate the 2 harrys
they look at me and tell me pls spare me
i tell them no for u have forgetten 
my name

i am the son of god my name is larry



i feel so harry its so scary
(2x)
whos gonna tuck me into bed tonight

who will it be john?
you or jerry?

dropped a penis inside a ferret
i dont know if outside i will wear it
i dont know the definition of merit
idk how to rhyme it

im riding on the spinny thing caled ferris
yes its fun i love this experience
theres brown on my pants
 and im kind of embarrased

wait look!
its harry maddison and harry styles again!

harry maddison and harry styles
i love ur styles
them boys wild

harry maddison and harry styles
perfect duo
perfect duo 
for you and me

yeah were all a team
yeah harry is a cream boy
yeah love you harrys
i love u harry and harry

Harry On Harry

im from the northen hemisphere
im from the northen hemisphere
im from the northen the northen
the northen northen hemisphere

im from the northen hemisphere
im from the northen hemisphere
im from the northen the northen
the northen northen northen 
northen northen

if u come round here
pay ur taxes live in fear
from virginia land of
the tax yay i cheer

Northern Hemisphere

Fruit PUNCH

Homie wake up! 4 track UK flip tape just dropped!

Felt way too inspired by the new Ocean Wisdom tracks that it turned into an entire tape.
Solidarity and motivation is all I hear in these lyrics so get you sum!

UK BEEN doin it! Get locked in with them.

If you're. DJ and wanna rinse these DM me.

Ocean Wisdom - I Exist (A7 Ohm Flip)

Wretch32, Avelino, Hurricane Hunt & Loick Essein - Issues (A7 Ohm Flip)

Kam-Bu - Bring Me Up (A7 Ohm Flip)

Ocean Wisdom x K Koke - No Squids (A7 Ohm Flip)

UK Flip Tape 10 Minute Mix

SQUIDS

Our heroes get very confused about a movie about the dangers of AI that somehow wasn't made in 2002.

New tracks tagged #Squids