“Better Start Eating Healthy” is a witty reflection on modern life — where technology knows everything, and we might just be forgetting how to take care of ourselves. With smoky charm and a bittersweet wink, the song turns a simple message into a soulful confession: maybe it’s time to close the laptop, eat your veggies, and remember that real care doesn’t come from a chatbot. Blending humor, warmth, and a touch of melancholy, it’s a late-night toast to staying human in a world run by Wi-Fi and code.

„Better Start Eating Healthy“ ist eine charmant-ironische Bestandsaufnahme unseres digitalen Alltags – in einer Welt, in der Algorithmen alles wissen, aber keiner mehr richtig zuhört. Mit rauer Stimme und bittersüßem Augenzwinkern erinnert der Song daran, dass echte Fürsorge nicht aus dem Laptop kommt. Zwischen Witz, Wärme und leiser Melancholie wird aus dem Aufruf zum Gemüseschneiden eine Hymne auf das Menschsein im Zeitalter der KI.

Better Start Eating Healthy

I saw a kid in scrubs at the coffee shop
Typing questions like “What’s a stethoscope?”
Laptop glowin’, nerves are showin’
And ChatGPT is doing all the work he’s knowin’

He says “One more quiz and I’m almost there
A few more prompts and I’m a millionaire”
He’s got the lab coat, not the know-how
And I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ — oh no, wow

Better start eating healthy
Grow tomatoes on your shelf, B
‘Cause your future doc’s been googling hearts
While mine’s playin’ Mario Kart
Better drink your water, skip that pie
You might just live ‘cause you didn’t try
To trust a guy with a Wi-Fi degree
So eat your greens religiously

He’s memorizing bones with a chatbot cheat
And can’t tell a lung from a piece of meat
But hey, he’s got great bedside charm
And a playlist for open-heart alarms

This ain’t hate, it’s a PSA
In a world where AI leads the way
Just sayin’ — maybe run today
Before your surgeon types in what to say

Better start eating healthy
Broccoli’s your new wealthy
Your doc’s got a diploma from the cloud
So chew that carrot and make Mom proud
No offense to future MDs
But some of y’all skipped the PhDs
So if you cough, just sip some tea
And pray it’s nothing you can’t beat

Yeah, better start eating healthy
‘Cause tech support ain’t doin’ surgery


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