This is about NBC's To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen. It's my first go at music production; I'm not a professional, nor am I that great a singer. I made this because I think it's funny, and the small internet community I'm involved in may think so too. Created this all from nothing in GarageBand using a mic and a Scarlett 2i2. This isn't for money; please don't sue/strike me.

Story (Parody Of "Royals" By Lorde)

lyrics:
You always say your life is tragic
But that's not something I wanna hear
Say you’re a cleric, you can do magic
Why dont you fucking disappear

You really thought to change your name and
Hope it’d help you outrun your past
Did you honestly believe that
We’d buy an excuse so half assed

Stop talking like a lawyer
I will not hear you out
Thats a fucking 13 year old
That you're talking about

And if I’m being honest
Liked you? I never did
It’s really not that fucking hard
To just stop touching kids

And now you blame your mental illness
Like anyone believes that shit
Since when the hell did schizophrenia
Make you start sexting kids

I doubt your friends care anymore
And not enough to post your bail
I doubt anyone will mourn
When you kill yourself in jail

Stop talking like a lawyer
I will not hear you out
Thats a fucking 13 year old
That you're talking about

And if I’m being honest
Liked you? i never did
It’s really not that fucking hard
To just stop touching kids

stop talking like a laywer

I’m going to live forever. In the meantime, I’m learning about music production and sound engineering, so don’t expect platinum hits right away. Just tryna make it out tha hood.

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