Lyrics:

(Intro)
Bro… bro…
Where the fuck is my vape?


WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VAPE?!

(Verse 1)
Woke up, stressed out, need my hit,
Checked my pocket—WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Couch cushions? Under bed?
If I don’t find it, someone’s fucking dead!

(Pre-Chorus)
CHECKED MY DESK! CHECKED THE FLOOR!
CHECKED MY CAR, CHECKED THE FUCKING DOOR!
WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO?!
BRO, I JUST HAD IT A MINUTE AGO!

(Chorus)
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VAPE?!
I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND!
I JUST HAD IT!
WHY THE FUCK AM I SO BLIND?!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VAPE?!
I’M GONNA LOSE CONTROL!
IF I DON’T FIND IT—
SOMEONE’S GETTING FUCKING ROLLED!!

(Verse 2)
I checked my jacket, I checked my jeans,
I checked the fridge—BRO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!
Last time I hit, I was in the zone…
Wait—DID SOMEONE STEAL IT FROM MY FUCKING HOME?!

(Pre-Chorus)
CHECKED THE SINK! CHECKED MY CAT!
CHECKED MY ROOMMATE’S DUMBASS HAT!
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU TOOK IT, BRO—
I’LL FUCKING SNAP!

(Chorus)
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VAPE?!
I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND!
I JUST HAD IT!
WHY THE FUCK AM I SO BLIND?!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VAPE?!
I’M GONNA LOSE CONTROL!
IF I DON’T FIND IT—
SOMEONE’S GETTING FUCKING ROLLED!!

(Bridge)
Wait… wait… hold up…
Maybe… maybe…
It’s in my other pocket…
…Oh.

(Final Chorus)
IT WAS IN MY FUCKING POCKET ALL ALONG!!
I’M A DUMBASS! I’M SO FUCKING WRONG!!
EVERYBODY, JUST FUCKING PRETEND—
THAT THIS SONG NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED!!!

(Outro)
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VAAAPE!!?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VAPE?!



• BEAMON —

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BEAMON - MORGUE (produced by roosevelt beats)

Here's a dark song about the murder rate rising. Made this on stream from start to finish. Hope you like it or hate it. 

MURDER RATE

MEMP

First collab with ZXROH, more dope stuff to come. Out on all platforms.
ZXROH - https://soundcloud.com/user-611768570

Hallucinate

Written / Performed by @blckbrds
Produced by @zyllerbeats
Engineered by @tumaggz

GRINDING HERB WITH ALDER'S RAZOR

GETBACK - (ft.pashick)

© Pashick. All rights reserved.
Unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution of this music is strictly prohibited. This content is protected under copyright law and owned by the artist, Pashick.

TIRADETRUEFEW - prod.pashick

Written / Performed by @blckbrds
Produced by CJack (FKA @sectunit)
Engineered by @tumaggz

SNAKES AND LADDERS

Written / Performed by @blckbrds
Produced by @veinnnn
Engineered by @tumaggz

GOD I$ WHATEVER I WANT

Written / Performed by @blckbrds
Produced by Scottzilla
Engineered by @tumaggz

VALUE MEAL

Written / Performed by @blckbrds and @tumaggz
Produced by @veinnnn
Engineered by Tumaggz

IMMOLATION DANCE (w/ Tumaggz)

SHATTERED BROW OF OZYMANDIAS

Written / Performed by @blckbrds
Produced by Aragoth
Engineered by @tumaggz

ST. PETER'S BASILICA

Lyrics:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

{ain’t have no designer clothes
always had cheap headphones
jewelry wit dem fake gemstones
slow phone with the screen fuckin blown
grew up not known 
but now i’m fuckin alll these hoes
ay
i just wanna go
to a place, i ain’t ever been befo
oh, i jus wanna grow
to a man, you ain’t ever seen befo 
wearin all this gold on me 
what the fuck you staring for}

no mr nice guy
if you got a prollem we gon take it outside
imma say what what i wanna say, say it outright 
never outta spite
but if you wanna fight me n all my homies be tight
and rock yo eye sight
leave you alone
wit busted cheek bones 
then go rob yo site
ay

{ain’t have no designer clothes
always had dem cheap headphones
jewelry wit the fake gemstones
slow phone with the screen fuckin blown
grew up not known 
but now i’m fuckin alll these hoes
ay
i just wanna go
to a place, i ain’t ever been befo
oh, i jus wanna grow
to a man, you ain’t ever seen befo 
wearin all this gold on me 
what the fuck you staring for}

lived through more than a world war
god tell me, what it was it for?
going through hell so you can give me more? 
wish you could tell your chores
cuz honestly i don’t kno anymo
but i trust your doors to open to golden floors
for me 
and my hoes 
and my bros

never seen before

written / performed by @99zedxo, @blckbrds
prod 99zed and Zepelin
Engineered by 99zed

99zed x Blckbrd - DOOMCLOCK

written / performed by @blckbrds
produced by Aragoth
engineered by @tumaggz

SOOTHSAYER'S BET

written / performed by @blckbrds & Odiato
produced by @99zedxo
engineered by 99zed, co-eng @tumaggz

YOU CAN'T GET A READ ON ME

AI Music

Channel is for fun experimentation with AI.
Creating music with lyrics that will put you in the feels.

I do make legit music, but with AI advancing so quickly i would like to see where it goes. 

PS. I don't agree with only using AI for profit or monotization. I believe incorporating it in self made creation is alright but only when the creation is 90% your own work.

AI EXPERIMENTAL CHANNEL!
"NONE IS MONOTIZED!"

SLASHER CULT

music producer from Memphis, Tennessee

@thebeamon 

http://www.thebeamon.com

serious inquiries & more ->
dylanbeamon534@gmail.com

(paypal: dylanbeamon534@gmail.com)

Tortured mind, creating for the tortured kind.

NEW HOT UNDERGROUND

ALWAYS LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES
ITS BETTER ;)

New tracks tagged #TIRADE