This is the "-... .. --. 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇" replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Even Otherer Puppet". It's heavily inspired by @2053h 's -... .. --. 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇 since, again, it's based on that song.

𝅘𝅥 = 125
𝄞¾ * Through trial and tribulation
𝄞⠀* The stage was set
𝄞⠀* And his crusty crew had just earned their front row seats
𝄞⠀* To the swansong from hell

𝅘𝅥 = 144
𝄞𝄴  * Let the madness begin

Happy halloween, this is some scary shit.

[Deltarune: The Even Otherer Puppet] 𝕻𝕰𝕽𝕱𝕰𝕶𝕿𝕰𝕽 MARTINI

This is the “Creiss “Just A Wanderer”” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!
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FIRST LETTER:
"It has occurred to me that a random chump has crossed me today. They're wearing all of this strange get up with their big ol' red eyes, where they look like one of those monsters out of a children's book. They seem greatly interested about my name, but I have no time to trample with this brat, so I'll take the easy way out of this."

Sincerely,
   Spammein.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Spammein “Airman of Valor” (OUTDATED V1)

This is the “Name's Creiss Anywhere's My-Anywhere's” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!
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SECOND LETTER:
"This is what I call my evasive flanking maneuver. The main component of this plan of mine you ask? Why that would be my trusty army knife that I had in my pockets. As for the chump? Ehhhh, I think they'll be fine with my sharp handiwork. Besides, I don't intend on killing the poor stranger or anything."

Respectfully honest,
Spammein.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] I'm Spammein For. I'm Spammein, Former Airman Galore.

This is the “Requiem in Eb Major” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!
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THIRD LETTER:
"I am now currently at my little campout in the backwoods. It's a little nice place for me to settle down and think about the good ol' times. Although, it appears that pesky scoundrel followed me back here, so I figured I'll just take this new pal on a quest of mine I had thinking about for a good while. Besides, it's not like they're useless or anything. As the rumor says, there's supposedly a hidden mountain range west of these backwoods, where I'll find a great deal of strength waiting. They say it's the true power of something they said, but it'll allow me to get my vengeance on that Mikan and Tenta for discharging me from my duty!"

Time is of the essence,
Spammein.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Reveille Aurora

This is the “Corpus Avenue” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!
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*  You can't gaze at the beautiful night sky through this dreary fog.
* Your acquaintance appears to lost their hat and shank.
* The air feels tight up in this abandoned citadel.
* None of the former ground is visible from below.
* You feel as if anything can happen at this moment and circumstance.
* You... are lonely.
* That's what you're feeling.
* ...
* You need to search for that sleezer and catch back up.
* Otherwise, you won't be fine.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Skyline Citadel

This is the “Creiss “Just A Wanderer”” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! (V2)
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FIRST LETTER:
"It has occurred to me that a random chump has crossed me today. They're wearing all of this strange get up with their big ol' red eyes, where they look like one of those monsters out of a children's book. They seem greatly interested about my name, but I have no time to trample with this brat, so I'll take the easy way out of this."

Sincerely,
Spammein.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Spammein “Airman of Valor” (V2)

IT'S BACK EVERYONE!


This is the “Creiss “Just A Wanderer”” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! 
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~ Amuse Bouche:
Pulled Pork Bruschetta

It appears that, in my endless scour of the most delectable ingredients, I have come across a peculiar Leporid donned in conductor attire. According to my compendium of flavors, it would bring a nice earthy taste to my meals. Clearly something that would help me fall back into the favor of Michelin. Alas, I must make myself presentable to lure the rabbit in. After all, the less they struggle, the more tender their meat is.

𝄁 Um... Mr. Chef man? You know I can hear your plot to cook me right?

~Blasted! It seems as if the rabbit has already broken through my facade! I must act quick to secure the ingredient!

𝄁 Cripes! I've gotta get out of here! 

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Maxain: "The Next Big Thing!"

This is the “Name's Creiss Anywhere's My-Anywhere's” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! I can't make the same joke as the previous upload on my banned account because Maxon's back! Long live even samer week!
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~ Drink:
Twist Lemon Martini

In times such as this in which I need to procure fresh ingredients, I am grateful for my trusty butcher's knife attached to the stump of my wrist. Although haphazardly placed, it has served me well, such as in this moment.

𝄁 W-w-wait Mr. Chef man c-can you put the kni- erm… arm down? I’m no r-rabbit! I’m an artist like you! C-c-can’t you see that? Perhaps we can… uh… make a deal? I’ll g-get you your rabbit and uh… y-you spare my life! 

~The rabbit tries to appeal to me by claiming that they’re a fellow practitioner of the fine arts. Bah! As if that’s enough to fool me! If they’re so much of an artist as they claim to be, then let me see how they fare in the art of combat!

𝄁 (Calm down Creisle, you’ve fought tougher guys before)

*Maxain’s knife-arm-thing strikes Creisle, nearly chopping off their shoulder*

𝄁 DOUBLE CRIPES!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Y~Y>YOU CAN CALL ME MAXAIN Y~Y>YOU CAN-

This is the “Requiem in Eb Major” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! Can you believe that a man so neatly dressed and half insane is actually suffering from chronic artist's burnout? This could be a metaphor for something but I'm not sure.
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~ Entree:
Shrimp Po-Boy Sandwich

And so the artist I once confused for a rabbit returns to me, despite my attempt to take their life. Why? Out of empathy? Curiosity? Or perhaps they’re here to laugh at my misfortune again… 

𝄁 Woah woah woah Mr.! I’m not here to beat ya again! It’s just that… well… I’m not sure… I-I… just want answers. That’s it.

𝄁 I saw the posters Mr., the old, torn off papers of you. Guess you used to be big ‘round these places. What happened?

~ The artist is right, I used to have it all. Fame, power, praise… that was when I was a young man, with a heart of fire and a passion for the art of the meal. And yet in the twilight years of my career… I... just… lost it. First I cooked for the art… then for the money… then just for the praise… 

~ On that dreadful day of my final banquet, the only thing running through my mind was… the approval of Michelin himself. The only one that really mattered in the end. I never really liked him but… he was my connection to everything. Without him… I’m nothing, and here I am, no customers, no restaurant, nothing. 

𝄁 Jeez, I, well, I kinda feel sorry for ya now… I know that you tried to take my life and I’m supposed to be more upset about that but, I got nothing. 

~ I can tell, the artist is young like I was, trying to find their place in the world. Doomed to the same fate as I have. 

𝄁 Hey! No need to act all miserable like that! I’m sure there’s still some heart in ya! I’m sure there’s something I can do to help ya get back on your feet!

~ Hmph… perhaps I should take the artist’s offer. There’s no use moping around by these broken docks anyway. 

~ Somewhere… across this great ocean lies an ancient city. Legends say that the souls of worlds gone by flow through its very canals, and at the heart of it all lies a flame of pure passion. I could make something, my greatest dish, if only I could get there…

𝄁 Oh! I’ve got a key to the shipyard that I stole from the governess a while ago! She still thinks she dropped it by the plaza, heh! We can nab a boat and get you there!

~ An offer too great to resist… from someone that should be hating my guts… but… either way… I’m all out of options. I’ve got nothing left to lose now do I? I shall accept their aid. 

𝄁 Wonderful! Let’s get going then!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] 12 AM Reservation

This is the “Sea Shanty Collections: Blackbeard” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! An Mus_Darwin in the Porkline that continues from a nonexistent track whose name I made up in 5 seconds? Preposterous! This isn't even a "All Those Who Wander Are Cost" replacement! That comes some other day! And it doesn't even follow the typical Mus_Darwin formula! Also it doesn't even use the Requiem in Eb Major version of Fields of Hopes and Dreams! What abomination have I cooked up?
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𝄁 Triple Cripes Creisle… what have you gotten yourself in today? 

𝄁 Acting all sob and sad for a guy that wanted to serve you on a platter just moments ago!

𝄁 Still… I can’t say I don’t feel sorry for that guy… 

𝄁 Ugh! What should I do? I can’t tell Zera and Maddie that I’ve been doing this instead of preparing for the eggstravanganza! And I’m already on thin ice with the Governess! If she finds out… Yeesh! I don’t even want to think about it!

𝄁 But then again… I did make that deal to him… and he looks so desperate… 

𝄁 If I was in his shoes I’d ask for just the same… 

𝄁 Fine. I’ll drop him off at his island or whatever and get back as soon as possible. I’ve got like… an hour until we’re supposed to meet up? Yeah, an hour.  I hope it’ll be enough.

𝄁 *Sigh…* Creisle Creisle Creisle why do you have to be so kind?
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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Opus 99 ~ Coltrane

CHANGE YOUR WORLD. YOUR FIRST MESSAGE. HELLO.

Wow guys she's back, bigger, cooler, and unfunnier than ever
So my account got banned for some reason so I just made a new one

Maxain reupload coming soon

KRT Eddie coming some day

Kratts Abbadon (Who even is bro (non binary)) coming some other day

Ask for permission before using anything I make

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