The cold opens for you.
Sounds like you need the help of Decimber "10_2f" Duof Holiday.
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{Tʰᵉ ʷᶦⁿᵈ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳˢ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵐᵉ.}
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{I ᶜᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵃ ᵍˡᶦᵐᵖˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃⁿ ᵃⁿᶦᵐᵃˡ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʳᵉᵉˢ.}
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Finally, this Alternate Universe has been publicized, with a "HEY EVERY !" replacement. There will, too, be an "A Real Boy!" replacement, when the time comes.
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The screaming is endless. I'm screaming for it to stop.
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We believed it would be cool to make a thumbnail look like an in-game screenshot.
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We are very serious. There is no time for games. We must be as efficient as possible.

Trail's End ÷【Δ:tsss&op】

Another ‘TSSSOP,’ as we can always use more.

{The Involuntary Test Subject | Second Mirror}
This would be the “Sp@mt N. "Tough Nut to Crack"” replacement for my Alternate Universe (no, ours; for an outcast always desires a crew), “Deltarune: The Same Same Same & Other Puppet”. Here's some food for thought: Not a soul has created an Alternate Universe where "Kris ‘Dollar’" assumes the role of “Sp@mt N. (I don't know how it's pronounced either. Perhaps Spatemt Enne?)”
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[Aha.]⇜(KD)
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[Anothɘr foul ɔrɘɒturɘ lurʞinϱ whɘrɘ hɘ ƨhouldn't.]⇜(KD)
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[And yɘt, hɘ ƨɘɘmƨ…]⇜(KD)
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[ꓷiffɘrɘnt.]⇜(KD)
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(SY)⇝[Ständ bäck, föül bëäst.]
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[HA! Ƨimplɘ-mindɘd, to ɒttɘmpt to mɘrɘly ƨɔɒrɘ ƨomɘthinϱ liʞɘ mɘ off.]⇜(KD)
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[You hɒvɘn't AИY idɘɒ whɒt I'vɘ fɒɔɘd.]⇜(KD)
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[Ɔommon ɔitizɘnƨ liʞɘ you juƨt ɒƨƨumɘ you'rɘ ɒbovɘ ɘvɘryonɘ. ꓷiƨϱuƨtinϱ.]⇜(KD)
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(SY)⇝[Änd jüst whö dö yöü think yöü ärë?]
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[Thɘy ɔɒllɘd mɘ ꓘriƨƨ. Or did thɘy…? It'ƨ bɘɘn ɒ lonϱ timɘ ƨinɔɘ I'vɘ hɒd nɘɘd for ɒ nɒmɘ.]⇜(KD)
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[Thɘ townƨfolʞ thouϱht mɘ inƨɒnɘ, ɒnd I'vɘ bɘɘn bɒniƨhɘd from thɘ villɒϱɘ.]⇜(KD)
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[Aƨ if you would ɔɒrɘ. Ⴑuƨt ƨɔrɒmblɘ ɒwɒy liʞɘ thɘ worthlɘƨƨ ƨluϱ you ɒrɘ.]⇜(KD)
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[…]⇜(KD)
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[Yɘt hɘ ƨtill ƨɘɘmƨ ƨmɒrtɘr. ⅃ɘƨƨ impulƨivɘ ɒnd violɘnt.]⇜(KD)
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[Ǝxɒɔtly thɘ typɘ of pɘrƨon I'd nɘɘd to…]⇜(KD)
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The sound of a Criminal being put behind bars.
ΔЯUNЭ by Robert F. Fox Jr.
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet, as well as @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
The Same Same Puppet by @term1n4l @retravulsive, @g1llant, @punkipatch and @zootyplex
The Same Same & Other Puppet by @plabet @epik-bruh, @ziyproject and its_versus
No voice can truly express how the miracle of birth is one of the greatest things this life offers us.
This world has been serviced by me, myself, and I, with the assistance of a Rambler, Al Capone, Squashed Quatch, and the Gemstone.
The Gem's light plays with the eyes. It gives us great visions.
Many words can be spelled including the letters “K,” “U,” and “O.”
The Rambling Backs are growing hungry. They must be fed. They enjoy squash.
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A ‘SHOT’ or two… Who's keeping track?
There are already more than enough TSSSOPs, but Spatemt Enne is just that good.

New tracks tagged #The Same Same Same &amp; Other Puppet

New tracks tagged #The Same Same Same & Other Puppet