This is the "Kilo, Onto It All" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamtin --> Kilo au that emerges from the ashes of a long dead  Scuzzler --> Kilo au that prematurely wiggled its way out of a Cris --> Spamtin AU that branches from a Spamton --> Cris AU that stems from a Kris --> Spamton AU that branches from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton!

TINTON
What a surprise to see you here, my dearest former friend in the dark arts.

* Log #483882, shouty lifeform seems to have changed personality swiftly. Appears to be implanted with false memories. Scanning for brain parasites promptly.

(A buzzer is heard from KILO’S scanner.)

* It would appear I have confirmed the lifeform to simply be of below average intelligence, rather than afflicted with serious illness. Initiating assertive dialogue.
* Friend? We have never met.

TINTON
Ritchton. You took everything from me! In my hour of need, where were you? You play the part of a traitor.

* Ignoring your incoherent babble, not in my schedule. I would like to ask you some questions. Please state your name and business in this facility. 

TINTON
You know my name well, Ritchton. I hope you fair better in the afterlife. MIL TRANĈOJ!

* Initiating controlled shock. If specimen is of baseline composition, will be paralyzed momentarily.

(TINTON falls to the floor.)

TINTON
OW YOU STOP DOING THAT NO NO NO THIS IS ALL WRONG. JKLSHGSFLKAKJHLGKJLKJSFD GRTRAAAAHHHHHHH.., LORD APPRAISE ME NOT FORGIVE FOR WHAT I ABOUT DO. WSH U WERE HERE ❤️

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AU by shadow squidward money gang but replace JAL with @its_versus
song by @its_versus
Pipeham
https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/deltarune-the-not-same-puppet-kilo-onto-it-all-1

[PIP3JAM] ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE, As performed by TINTON -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

This is the "In And Under" replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet".

* Log #483884. Map is meaningless. Nothing lines up.
* Question of the day. What kind of idiot wants to be controlled?
* ...
* Thinking too inwardly.
* Feeling of existential dread. Emotional response. Engaging therapeutic techniques.

[You check the note that was haphazardly shoved into your pocket as you stormed off.]

(TINTON falls to his knees)

TINTON
Who am I, Ritchton..? I can't do it anymore. My volatile form cannot brave outside the walls of this mansion...

TINTON
I need you to do it Ritchton. That old knife.. The one carried by the Ancient Guard.

TINTON
That's what they used to do it. Sealed our lord's power, and left within the bitter cold. Bring the knife, I'll find the coffin, and together, we will make.

RITCHTON
[The words are scribbled out entirely. Completely unreadable.]

TINTON
Why do you give up now Ritchton! It was worth it! It all was! Why does your heart waver now, brother? Who are we without our master!?

* Lie detected. This is a play script, not a note.
* End log.

[Bring this nightmare to its conclusion.]

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song by @ziyproject
Pipeham
https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/in-and-under-deltarune-the-not-same-puppet

[PIP3JAM] Cold Read -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

[You found the Ancient Guard's Worn Dagger!]

[End his suffering once and for all.]

[...]

[https://soundcloud.com/castingsquids/but-you-had-other-plans/s-UV46XiniPN9]

[PIP3JAM] Found it -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

■■■■■ ■■ -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

This is the "Over and Out" replacement for my AU "Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet".

* Log #483885. It's all I ever dreamed of. I won't have to go back after this. Preparing permanent deviation from protocol.

(KILO screams as they plunge a claw deep into their chest cavity, tearing out an organ covered in electronic wiring and lights. They fall to the ground, lights fade onto TINTON.)

TINTON
KILOTON! YOU FAT FUCKING F8CK. YOU IMPOTENT IMP!!! YOU CONSTABLE OF CRETINS! YOU RUIND EVERY THING IVE EVER WORKED TOWARD.

TINTON
THE ULTIMATE UNLIMITED POWER! IT WAS NOT MEANT FOR YOURS BUT YOURS TRULY! SELFISH! SELFISH! SELFISH!!!!!!!

TINTON
It is my greatest shame, that I walk the same ground as thee.

TINTON
AND NOW-

(KILO picks themselves up and takes a step forward, trailing blood across the stage.)

TINTON
YOU-

(KILO takes another step forward, the blood pooling beneath them.)

TINTON
UH-

*  Shut up.

* Subject is getting on my nerves. Does he not know who he toils with? Engaging in confrontational monologue, for my OWN satisfaction.

* Ahem. I've never danced before, Tinton.

* I was never allowed. Not where I came from.

* Now look at me. Dancing on the line between god and demon.

* Hahahahahahaha! A shame you had to squander your potential, Fool. This is what people who are really in control can do. 

* Not forced to work under disgusting forces that tear their very lives from them and and sever ANY connection they've ever had. Who forced ME to be someone who I'M NOT.

(KILO stops, recollecting themselves.)

* This power. 

* Was never meant to be yours.

* It was my fate to come here.

* To dance, in the elegance a new beginning brings.

* Reunited, with my true self.

TINTON
𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘖𝘕, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴.

* The fool appears to be resisting in his usual, dissappointing manner. I thought you wanted this, child of the -Ton name? What changed?

* Last chance.

* Kneel.

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song by @its_versus
Pipeham
https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/over-and-out-deltarune-the-not-same-puppet

[PIP3JAM] BREAK A LEG -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

This is the "   ROMEO. OSCAR. TANGO." replacement for Shiny Spongebob Dabloon Group's AU, "Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet". Think about it! Nobody has ever made an AU where Spamtin takes the role of Kilo, but Kilo takes the Neo Form!

* To refuse to accept my brilliance. Why, that's a crime punishable by death. You are no longer welcome in my world.

* Curious. Only when faced with what you hoped for, do you turn away.

* According to my knowledge of interpersonal relationships, you are considered a coward.

TINTON
MAYB I AM. MAYBE I SUCKK. BUT YOU? YOU'RE. THE WORST KIND OF PERSON.

* Mhm? And what kind of person might that be?

TINTON
PERSON WHO WONT STFU!!!!!!

[One more red nightmare.]

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goated song by @its_versus
Pipeham
https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/kilo-suffers-in-this-one

FORTPLNET HERE TO DELIVER ANTHOTHER RAMBLE ON THE BIG SHOT KUIST BECOFE IT GOES LIVE THINK OF IT AS LIKE TRADITION!. im su[er happy with how tinton turned out even if other people probably arent super interested in him but whatever cause im super happy with him. sadly bowser man had to tap out for this one so it was just me ziy and versus so it wast really the MOOOOST fun i couldve had But I als wrote all the dialogue along with doing all the art so im super proud of how everything turned out. I HOPR UOU GUYS RNJOYED TOO. Chapters 3 and 4 are on the way, so we're getting close to the end of an era, and I just wanna thank my goobies who have helped me with all my projects, you know who you are, and you are all appreciated. Also to all the goobies who have let me help on their projects! I enjoy ity ITYS FUN. SOYPROJECT SH*TSVERSUS. NO GAY BOWSER THIS TIME, SOOO LOOOONG.

[PIP3JAM] OH-TOO-MAH -~- [Deltarune: The Same and Whatnot Puppet]

This is the So Long Scuzzler replacement

11.545 MHz
-This doesn't make any sense to me.
-Can you tell what time is it?
-What day is it?
-You can't.
-...
-This will all end soon.

Music by https://soundcloud.com/bucks1228
Art by https://soundcloud.com/cambutcooler WHAAAAT HES DOUBLE DIPPING NOOO oh wait its ok its a fanmade music > fanmade art swap
Vocals by https://soundcloud.com/gvain-zombie

Rumbling Death Hunger - fake_ru (finished)

This is the “Creiss “Just A Wanderer”” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! (V2)
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FIRST LETTER:
"It has occurred to me that a random chump has crossed me today. They're wearing all of this strange get up with their big ol' red eyes, where they look like one of those monsters out of a children's book. They seem greatly interested about my name, but I have no time to trample with this brat, so I'll take the easy way out of this."

Sincerely,
Spammein.

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Spammein “Airman of Valor” (V2)

IT'S BACK EVERYONE!


This is the “Creiss “Just A Wanderer”” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! 
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~ Amuse Bouche:
Pulled Pork Bruschetta

It appears that, in my endless scour of the most delectable ingredients, I have come across a peculiar Leporid donned in conductor attire. According to my compendium of flavors, it would bring a nice earthy taste to my meals. Clearly something that would help me fall back into the favor of Michelin. Alas, I must make myself presentable to lure the rabbit in. After all, the less they struggle, the more tender their meat is.

𝄁 Um... Mr. Chef man? You know I can hear your plot to cook me right?

~Blasted! It seems as if the rabbit has already broken through my facade! I must act quick to secure the ingredient!

𝄁 Cripes! I've gotta get out of here! 

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Maxain: "The Next Big Thing!"

This is the “Name's Creiss Anywhere's My-Anywhere's” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! I can't make the same joke as the previous upload on my banned account because Maxon's back! Long live even samer week!
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~ Drink:
Twist Lemon Martini

In times such as this in which I need to procure fresh ingredients, I am grateful for my trusty butcher's knife attached to the stump of my wrist. Although haphazardly placed, it has served me well, such as in this moment.

𝄁 W-w-wait Mr. Chef man c-can you put the kni- erm… arm down? I’m no r-rabbit! I’m an artist like you! C-c-can’t you see that? Perhaps we can… uh… make a deal? I’ll g-get you your rabbit and uh… y-you spare my life! 

~The rabbit tries to appeal to me by claiming that they’re a fellow practitioner of the fine arts. Bah! As if that’s enough to fool me! If they’re so much of an artist as they claim to be, then let me see how they fare in the art of combat!

𝄁 (Calm down Creisle, you’ve fought tougher guys before)

*Maxain’s knife-arm-thing strikes Creisle, nearly chopping off their shoulder*

𝄁 DOUBLE CRIPES!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Y~Y>YOU CAN CALL ME MAXAIN Y~Y>YOU CAN-

This is the “Requiem in Eb Major” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! Can you believe that a man so neatly dressed and half insane is actually suffering from chronic artist's burnout? This could be a metaphor for something but I'm not sure.
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~ Entree:
Shrimp Po-Boy Sandwich

And so the artist I once confused for a rabbit returns to me, despite my attempt to take their life. Why? Out of empathy? Curiosity? Or perhaps they’re here to laugh at my misfortune again… 

𝄁 Woah woah woah Mr.! I’m not here to beat ya again! It’s just that… well… I’m not sure… I-I… just want answers. That’s it.

𝄁 I saw the posters Mr., the old, torn off papers of you. Guess you used to be big ‘round these places. What happened?

~ The artist is right, I used to have it all. Fame, power, praise… that was when I was a young man, with a heart of fire and a passion for the art of the meal. And yet in the twilight years of my career… I... just… lost it. First I cooked for the art… then for the money… then just for the praise… 

~ On that dreadful day of my final banquet, the only thing running through my mind was… the approval of Michelin himself. The only one that really mattered in the end. I never really liked him but… he was my connection to everything. Without him… I’m nothing, and here I am, no customers, no restaurant, nothing. 

𝄁 Jeez, I, well, I kinda feel sorry for ya now… I know that you tried to take my life and I’m supposed to be more upset about that but, I got nothing. 

~ I can tell, the artist is young like I was, trying to find their place in the world. Doomed to the same fate as I have. 

𝄁 Hey! No need to act all miserable like that! I’m sure there’s still some heart in ya! I’m sure there’s something I can do to help ya get back on your feet!

~ Hmph… perhaps I should take the artist’s offer. There’s no use moping around by these broken docks anyway. 

~ Somewhere… across this great ocean lies an ancient city. Legends say that the souls of worlds gone by flow through its very canals, and at the heart of it all lies a flame of pure passion. I could make something, my greatest dish, if only I could get there…

𝄁 Oh! I’ve got a key to the shipyard that I stole from the governess a while ago! She still thinks she dropped it by the plaza, heh! We can nab a boat and get you there!

~ An offer too great to resist… from someone that should be hating my guts… but… either way… I’m all out of options. I’ve got nothing left to lose now do I? I shall accept their aid. 

𝄁 Wonderful! Let’s get going then!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] 12 AM Reservation

This is the… Wait what

*I AM IN A VERY PECULIAR SITUATION AS OF NOW over
*IT SEEMS THAT I H-
*whats up
*WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.

Follow @Lazybuns3 on Twitter because even if she did nothing for this I still have to swap the shoutout somehow.

https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/deltarune-the-not-same-puppet-kilo-onto-it-all-1

Test_Puppet_Spamton

this is the "PSST! DON'T GIVE ME YOUR NAME, THOSE IN CHARGE WOULDN'T SPARE THAT THOUGHT. THEY, WANT YOU TO PLAY THEIR GAME, NOW WE'RE HERE IN THIS STATION, LEFT TO" replacement for like something idk is this even a deltarune au

*hey kilo
*do you know who else likes toys
*me
*WHAT.
*for example i really like playing with this
*gun
*…YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SHOOT ME, ARE YOU?
*what do you think

Shoutout to @Lazybuns3 on twitter! Again. Because GoGlitch gave Harley a shoutout two times!!

https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/yomeo-romeo

Test_Puppet_NYCTBA

alright so this COULD be the "Red Strings Attached" replacement????

*man it is really empty here

*oh
*its you again
*I'M GOING INSANE HERE.
*WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE.
*idk dude but i think it looks cool
*I CAN'T STAY ANY LONGER.
*I MUST FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.
*well there's this abandoned city over there
*which contains a portal out of here
*...HOW DO I GET TO THIS CITY?
*you need to go through a weird complex of ziplines
*which is over this giant void
*so like if you fall
*you fall forever

*oh btw the portal also requires two people to open
*so i probably need to go with you
*OH NONONONONO.
*I AM NOT GOING TO BRING YOU WITH ME.
*I'LL DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE WITH YOU.
*but then you wouldn't be able to escape
*so you actually would be stuck with me for eternity
*I-
*...
*FINE, I'LL BRING YOU WITH ME.

https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/red-strings-attached-deltarune-the-not-same-puppet

Test_Puppet_Dialtone

what if i told you that this is probably the "In And Under" replacement?

*After many hours, you finally get to the next checkpoint.
*You still can't see the city.
...
*You start a conversation with... that thing.

*I'M SO TIRED...
*ARE WE AT LEAST CLOSE TO THIS CITY YOU WERE TALKING OF?
*no
*WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH NO??
*the city is very far from here
*is probably going to take us about a week to get there
*A WEEK!?
*YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS FOR A WEEK.
*AN ENTIRE WEEK.
*yeah
*OH FUCK YOU.
...
*You start yelling in anger.

https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/in-and-under-deltarune-the-not-same-puppet

Testy_the_Test_of_All_Test_Finished

blak cape: @epik-bruh
greeb cape: @plabet
red caype: @ziyproject
(jala)pink cape: @jalapino-colada

featuring @its_versus

banner by: @plabet

iiii love the puppet pipeline, the pipeline's where i stay! if you don't like the pipeline then that's simply just okay!
we love the puppet pipeline, it's filled with all our goats! all cooking peak, like 1-2-3 (the big three, maz, henry, overkill) to shove right down our throats!

The NOT senokful songs by some NOT SENOK RELATED guy

Cool discoball guy by Nugget

CHANGE YOUR WORLD. YOUR FIRST MESSAGE. HELLO.

Wow guys she's back, bigger, cooler, and unfunnier than ever
So my account got banned for some reason so I just made a new one

Maxain reupload coming soon

KRT Eddie coming some day

Kratts Abbadon (Who even is bro (non binary)) coming some other day

New tracks tagged #The Samer Puppet