This is the “Name's Creiss Anywhere's My-Anywhere's” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! I can't make the same joke as the previous upload on my banned account because Maxon's back! Long live even samer week!
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~ Drink:
Twist Lemon Martini

In times such as this in which I need to procure fresh ingredients, I am grateful for my trusty butcher's knife attached to the stump of my wrist. Although haphazardly placed, it has served me well, such as in this moment.

𝄁 W-w-wait Mr. Chef man c-can you put the kni- erm… arm down? I’m no r-rabbit! I’m an artist like you! C-c-can’t you see that? Perhaps we can… uh… make a deal? I’ll g-get you your rabbit and uh… y-you spare my life! 

~The rabbit tries to appeal to me by claiming that they’re a fellow practitioner of the fine arts. Bah! As if that’s enough to fool me! If they’re so much of an artist as they claim to be, then let me see how they fare in the art of combat!

𝄁 (Calm down Creisle, you’ve fought tougher guys before)

*Maxain’s knife-arm-thing strikes Creisle, nearly chopping off their shoulder*

𝄁 DOUBLE CRIPES!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Y~Y>YOU CAN CALL ME MAXAIN Y~Y>YOU CAN-

This is the “Requiem in Eb Major” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! Can you believe that a man so neatly dressed and half insane is actually suffering from chronic artist's burnout? This could be a metaphor for something but I'm not sure.
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~ Entree:
Shrimp Po-Boy Sandwich

And so the artist I once confused for a rabbit returns to me, despite my attempt to take their life. Why? Out of empathy? Curiosity? Or perhaps they’re here to laugh at my misfortune again… 

𝄁 Woah woah woah Mr.! I’m not here to beat ya again! It’s just that… well… I’m not sure… I-I… just want answers. That’s it.

𝄁 I saw the posters Mr., the old, torn off papers of you. Guess you used to be big ‘round these places. What happened?

~ The artist is right, I used to have it all. Fame, power, praise… that was when I was a young man, with a heart of fire and a passion for the art of the meal. And yet in the twilight years of my career… I... just… lost it. First I cooked for the art… then for the money… then just for the praise… 

~ On that dreadful day of my final banquet, the only thing running through my mind was… the approval of Michelin himself. The only one that really mattered in the end. I never really liked him but… he was my connection to everything. Without him… I’m nothing, and here I am, no customers, no restaurant, nothing. 

𝄁 Jeez, I, well, I kinda feel sorry for ya now… I know that you tried to take my life and I’m supposed to be more upset about that but, I got nothing. 

~ I can tell, the artist is young like I was, trying to find their place in the world. Doomed to the same fate as I have. 

𝄁 Hey! No need to act all miserable like that! I’m sure there’s still some heart in ya! I’m sure there’s something I can do to help ya get back on your feet!

~ Hmph… perhaps I should take the artist’s offer. There’s no use moping around by these broken docks anyway. 

~ Somewhere… across this great ocean lies an ancient city. Legends say that the souls of worlds gone by flow through its very canals, and at the heart of it all lies a flame of pure passion. I could make something, my greatest dish, if only I could get there…

𝄁 Oh! I’ve got a key to the shipyard that I stole from the governess a while ago! She still thinks she dropped it by the plaza, heh! We can nab a boat and get you there!

~ An offer too great to resist… from someone that should be hating my guts… but… either way… I’m all out of options. I’ve got nothing left to lose now do I? I shall accept their aid. 

𝄁 Wonderful! Let’s get going then!

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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to @wolfra421 for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 and @bucks1228 for being so patient with me

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] 12 AM Reservation

This is the… Wait what

*I AM IN A VERY PECULIAR SITUATION AS OF NOW over
*IT SEEMS THAT I H-
*whats up
*WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.

Follow @Lazybuns3 on Twitter because even if she did nothing for this I still have to swap the shoutout somehow.

https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/deltarune-the-not-same-puppet-kilo-onto-it-all-1

Test_Puppet_Spamton

this is the "PSST! DON'T GIVE ME YOUR NAME, THOSE IN CHARGE WOULDN'T SPARE THAT THOUGHT. THEY, WANT YOU TO PLAY THEIR GAME, NOW WE'RE HERE IN THIS STATION, LEFT TO" replacement for like something idk is this even a deltarune au

*hey kilo
*do you know who else likes toys
*me
*WHAT.
*for example i really like playing with this
*gun
*…YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SHOOT ME, ARE YOU?
*what do you think

Shoutout to @Lazybuns3 on twitter! Again. Because GoGlitch gave Harley a shoutout two times!!

https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/yomeo-romeo

Test_Puppet_NYCTBA

alright so this COULD be the "Red Strings Attached" replacement????

*man it is really empty here

*oh
*its you again
*I'M GOING INSANE HERE.
*WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE.
*idk dude but i think it looks cool
*I CAN'T STAY ANY LONGER.
*I MUST FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.
*well there's this abandoned city over there
*which contains a portal out of here
*...HOW DO I GET TO THIS CITY?
*you need to go through a weird complex of ziplines
*which is over this giant void
*so like if you fall
*you fall forever

*oh btw the portal also requires two people to open
*so i probably need to go with you
*OH NONONONONO.
*I AM NOT GOING TO BRING YOU WITH ME.
*I'LL DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE WITH YOU.
*but then you wouldn't be able to escape
*so you actually would be stuck with me for eternity
*I-
*...
*FINE, I'LL BRING YOU WITH ME.

https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/red-strings-attached-deltarune-the-not-same-puppet

Test_Puppet_Dialtone

what if i told you that this is probably the "In And Under" replacement?

*After many hours, you finally get to the next checkpoint.
*You still can't see the city.
...
*You start a conversation with... that thing.

*I'M SO TIRED...
*ARE WE AT LEAST CLOSE TO THIS CITY YOU WERE TALKING OF?
*no
*WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH NO??
*the city is very far from here
*is probably going to take us about a week to get there
*A WEEK!?
*YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS FOR A WEEK.
*AN ENTIRE WEEK.
*yeah
*OH FUCK YOU.
...
*You start yelling in anger.

https://soundcloud.com/westlythebestly/in-and-under-deltarune-the-not-same-puppet

Testy_the_Test_of_All_Test_Finished

This “SsSssₛ Up For ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀!” replacement for Not yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Think.

[Deltarune:::: The Samerererer Puppet] "Spennnn. Raise the            "

This is "somebody's cris cover" replacament!!

Spameen 8 bit theme cover

Spameen 8 bit and original mashup

This is the “Corpus Avenue” replacement for my AU “Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet”. Think about it, no one has ever made a Spamton --> Creiss AU that's loosely based off a Spamton --> Kris P. "All Around Hero," where the aforementioned Creiss au is derived from a Kris --> Spameen AU that follows up a Spamton --> Cris AU that branch from a Kris --> Spamton AU that stems from a Spamton --> Kris AU where Kris takes the role Spamton! The Porkline needs more meta! If you don't see the direction where this is going then you are blind (and deaf)
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* You're finally at that one city the weird chef-man was talking all about
* The crimson water beneath you is boiling. The steam permeates your flimsy boat. It burns your nostrils. You can barely breathe.
* And yet... that isn't even the worst part.
* For when you gaze into the water...
* what gazes back...
* isn't a reflection of your own.
* Keep moving Creisle.There's no turning back now...
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Special thanks to @jaohall for the vocals
Special reminder to Marsh (what's your soundcloud btw) for the K. RT. Eddie vocals
Special thanks to @thenextlevel98 for being so patient with me
rip  @bucks1228

[Deltarune: The Even Samer Puppet] Sous-Vide Canal

iiii love the puppet pipeline, the pipeline's where i stay! if you don't like the pipeline then that's simply just okay!
we love the puppet pipeline, it's filled with all our goats! all cooking peak, like 1-2-3 (the big three, maz, henry, overkill) to shove right down our throats!

Wow guys she's back, bigger, cooler, and unfunnier than ever
So my account got banned for some reason so I just made a new one

Maxain reupload coming soon

KRT Eddie coming some day

Kratts Abbadon (Who even is bro (non binary)) coming some other day

New tracks tagged #The Samer Puppet