This is a demo I created today (May 8, 2024) on GarageBand of the first track I completed since my death and lengthy recovery last year on April 20, 2023. I cannot get it out of my head! I hope you enjoy! I recorded the vocals with my AirPods and will be visiting my friend's studio soon to lay some down professionally. :)

LYRICS

BOOM! BOOM! 💥 

Chorus:
BOOM! BOOM!
Harpoon!
You are why they’re in the room!
BOOM! BOOM!
Harpoon!
You are why they’re in the room!
BOOM! BOOM!
Mothaf*cka!
BOOM! BOOM!
Harpoon!
BOOM! BOOM!
Harpoon!
You are why they’re in the room!

I sit alone and on my windowsill
sits beautiful decor and sassy ass thrill 
I look out upon the blossoming hill
and compliment my own many skills 
Momentarily doubt myself until
Rill Rill by Sleigh Bells comes on shuffle 
and suddenly, I’ve officially had my fill. 

Chorus

Why you gotta be such a fun sucker?
You’re nothing but a sucker of fun!
Nothing better to do than abuse, mother f*cker!
Your tiny life lacks rays of sun. 
Damn.
It’s almost as if I’m…smart? 
Oh sh*t, never mind!
A woman can’t make art!
I am proud to be a woman, 
proud to be a mother. 
It’s all for my girl!
It's either one or the other!

Inside jokes & nicknames,
penetrate & d*ck games
are a deceitful deterrent
from somewhere I wish I weren’t.
So send me the smiles,
a life of worth whiles,
and my love will feel
electrified through the dials.
So ghast my flabbers,
you cantankerous twat!
Rubbernecking dipsh*t!
This is all that I’ve got!
I am a tee-hee monster
that cannot….be stopped!

You left me alone
gasping like a goldfish
unable to reach my phone.
You’re so f*cking selfish
The world is swarming with thieves 
in every nook, cranny, and crevice.
I don’t care what you believe!
The time is now and we need to end this!
It surprisingly feels good!
Let’s blow out the candles and wave our hands
and remind ourselves of who you should be 

My friend Ann recently ran
across a new life motto.
“If you're going to laugh about it someday,
you might as well laugh about it now.”
HA! HA! HA!
YOU’RE the joke!
BOOM BOOM!
POKE POKE!
A whirlwind of sh*t!
A girlfriend to this!
F*CK YOU!
You p*ss out nothing but venom!
Spout out that stout mouth.
I’m so sick of men and
be on the lookout for the tin-eared bitch
mothaf*cka tried who to cuff me so he could hit up my kitch-
-en I’m here to say,
“You’re gone today!
Get your towering
f*cked ass
outta my way!”
BOOM! BOOM!
You’ll be hearing from my people soon… 
BOOM! BOOM!
Unlike The Vengaboys, I don’t want you in my room! 

Chorus

It has climbed to the summit
of my lexicon
and your mind is about to be popped!  
POP OFF, MOTHA F*CKA, POP OFF!
BOOM! BOOM! 💥 

Copyright Emily Bianchi Vaughn, 2024

BOOM! BOOM! 💥 (Demo)

I am a solo musician and teacher from the shores of Lake Superior in Marquette, Michigan. I died on April 20, 2023 due to an undiagnosed condition which has unfortunately put a pause on my long career as a music and special education teacher. I feel called to work on some tunes and I really mean it this time. I collaborate with many friends, especially Kurt Thomas Hauswirth on our project The Gerrymanderers and I also have solo material written, recorded, and produced poorly by me. 😏💙

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