The road to happiness is full of surprises 

 The last place Darcy Evans wanted to find herself was on a road trip with her estranged mother, Marja. She’s busy launching her business, organising – but having second thoughts about – her wedding, and now dealing with a declaration of love from her best friend Chloe. She doesn’t have the patience to play happy families with a mother who cut contact and doesn’t seem interested in explaining herself?

Marja had a very good reason for not telling Darcy why she left. She was keeping her safe. Now it is time to make amends. But when Marja’s past catches up with her, both women find themselves on the run. Their only protection comes from FBI agent Elena Gonzalez, a woman with whom Marja shares a complicated past.

Now Marja and Darcy must decide what they will risk for their lives, and possibly even for love…

Run Baby Run, By Melissa Lenhardt, Read by Natalie Duke and Courtney Patterson

There were the three of us in the room, remember Mike put on the cd and I said you can tell that vocalist has a good heart by the way he articulates, and you just laughed and I said really, what do you know anyway, you married a dagger, Mike turned his head and you told me to grow up, and now the crowd at the bar is smiling at me. There’s this old burnt smell in the air which is reminding me of the abondened movie theatre on the corner of sixth ave. and seventh street, where I've spent a lot of cold nights sleeping.

Thelma and Louise Sipping Mai Tais in Playa del Carmen

Motivational mindsets are the order of the day with Bradley and Adam reaching the end of the road, as they take one final bow with Commercial Manager Kerry Pearmain in tow.

#keepingOnTrack - 22 - 'The End'

“Louise & Thelma” is Wanted at her most cinematic—a rollicking anthem that blurs the lines between reality and a Ridley Scott film. Inspired by her favorite movie, Thelma & Louise, a younger Wanted imagines herself as an accidental outlaw, caught up in a whirlwind of bad decisions, fiery escapes, and outlaw charm.

With tongue-in-cheek lyrics, Wanted blames her wild escapades—from shooting a handsy barfly to speeding away from the law—on her fictional accomplices, Louise and Thelma. It’s not her fault… or is it?

Lyrics:

[Verse 1.0]
I told my husband I’d be back real quick,
But I detoured by the road house,
This Arkansas life has sure treated me nice,
But I’m bursting at the seams to get out,

So I put it in park and I grabbed my guitar,
Pretty soon was getting loose and loud,
And all of a sudden the reason I was running,
Was all but forgotten about,

[Chorus 1.0]
It’s not my fault! I’ve been trying to tell ya!
I got caught up! With Louise and Thelma!

[Verse 2.0]
I went back to my car when a man from the bar,
Told me he liked the way I walked,
He said, “Darling, dance with me,” but then he got a little handsy,
So I shot him in the parking lot,

I cursed, “Oh shit!”, I didn’t mean to do it,
But my life’s directed by Ridley Scott,
So I hit that pedal flat down to its metal,
And I left him in a cloud of dust!

[Chorus 2.0]
It’s not my fault! I’ve been trying to tell ya!
I got caught up! With Louise and Thelma!

[Verse 3.0]
I met a man on the road down to New Mexico,
Wearing a 10 gallon hat and a denim jacket,
He ask “What’s the cost?” I told him “Everything you got,”
He said “Just my heart but I’ll let you have it,”

So we checked into the motel and that’s where it went down,
He taught me everything he could think of,
We smoked a packet, and man, he sure looked like Brad Pitt,
So I said “Sorry, but I’m Team Angelina!”

[Chorus 3.0]
It’s not my fault! I’ve been trying to tell ya!
I got caught up! With Louise and Thelma!
(It’s not my fault! I’ve been trying to tell ya!)
(I got caught up! With Louise and Thelma!)

[Bridge]
And when the law caught up,
Well they called my bluff,
But they weren’t taking me alive,

They said “Ma’am you’re wanted back in Rucker,
For blowing up a trucker,
So I put that Thunderbird into drive!

[Chorus 4.0]
It’s not my fault! I’ve been trying to tell ya!
I got caught up! With Louise and Thelma!
It’s not my fault! I’ve been trying to tell ya!
I got caught up! With Louise and Thelma!

Louise & Thelma

Publishers of award-winning fiction and non-fiction audiobooks for adults and children. Listen to exclusive clips from our books and free audioook extracts here on Soundcloud.

Sais Steely Dan keyboardist Jim Beard… “Congratulations on a marvelous album JOrdon!”.

Albany’s WXET Dave Michaels sais “ JOrdon your Pixie Dust album is a masterpiece!”.

Hello magical entity... Thank you for visiting..

Three names I go by are JOrdon, Jae Ordon and Mascot’s Distance,(which I use everywhere such as Spotify, Apple, etc.).

I've written music for Taye Diggs, Ian Gillan of Deep Purple, Pete Yorn, the Gorillaz Dan the Automator, John Spencer Blues explosion’s Russel Simons and Bed Bath and Beyond.  In summer of 2022 my recording Life Whispers On was #7 on Canada’s Cashbox Radio.  Currently finishing up a musical called Humane.


I'm playing all the instruments on many tunes, ones I'm not are…Brian Allen of Lori McKenna, Christopher Cross and Robben Ford on Bass, Michael McDonald's horn section, in addition to Yutaka Uchida playing drums on some tunes and Laurent Medelgi on guitar, also Danny Zanker and Joe Bearclaw Burcaw playing bass.
Thank you for listening to my Vegan, Folk-Jazz-Rock recordings…

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

Name: Wanted
Crimes: Bank robbing, bar fighting, and seducing the law.

Wanted’s rap sheet is as wild as her music. She’s wanted in Kentucky for reasons no one will discuss, crossed the infamous James Gang (and lived to sing about it), and once slipped cuffs in Salinas by seducing the sheriff who was hunting her.

Reward: $5,000 and a broken heart—because no one can catch Wanted without falling for her first. 

Stream Wanted—the outlaw you’ll never forget.

Presented by Bradley Williams and Adam Heath, #keepingOnTrack is an informal business focused podcast, designed to address a variety of topics in a humorous light, using the only frame of reference that these two understand; film.

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