Timbers recap and some fun with Zombie movies.

Episode 7 - The Death Of Bill Murray - 4:8:24, 11.32 AM

What’s coming up in this episode?
• We suck
• We’re almost good
• We REALLY suck - FIRE EVERYONE
• We can be good?

Closing track: Wherever the Creeps Go - FYP
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Episode 96 (s5e7) - Man, F*#k Vancouver

Timbers recaps, then some emotional time with Shiz.

Episode 8 - EMO Shit

This week we devote most of the episode to the Portland Timbers, with a little bit of discussion about international relations thrown in for good measure.

Episode 9- Bibi Is A Prick

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results & performances
• Josh Talks Soccer Formations
• Jonathan visits training
• Predictions and upcoming matches

Episode 97 (s5e8) - Point by Lonely Point

What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results and vibes 
• Phil’s Presser
• Predictions
• Ipswich Town FC

Closing Track:
Madball - Doc Marten Stomp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5RQhAPygXE

Episode 98 (s5e9) - Two Minutes To Midnight

What’s coming up in this episode?
  • Vibes and Results
  • Summer of Love
  • Transfer speculation
  • Upcoming 100th Episode

Episode 99 (s5e10) - 99 Green & Gold Balloons

The MN Futbol Show Boys join to discuss Loons, but mostly to talk Euros and Copa. What is wrong with Mexico, can the US survive (spoiler alert, they can't), and what is up with this Eastern European futbol renaissance? Also, we find out in real-time Aurora is not hosting playoffs for some fucking reason!

We're Yelling Timber

What’s coming up in this episode?
  • Results
  • Lay of the land
  • Predictions

Closing Track:
Cold Hearted Snake -Paula Abdul
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Episode 104 (s5e15) - Beers, Butts, & Beer Garden

What’s coming up in this episode?
•Offseason Updates
•Signings, Incoming and Outgoing
•50th Anniversary / Axe Photos / Cascadia Cup Photos
•Predictions

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Episode 106 (s6e1) - Actively Shitting Your Pants During Silly Season - 1/27/25

Episode 109 (s6e4) - Fuckin rock n roll bro 4/1/25
Jonathan: show intro ‘welcome to Season 6, Episode 4 of the Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast (intro order: Jonathan, Josh, Greg) 

Greg: What’s coming up in this episode?
THE VIBES BRO
Recent Performances
Predictions


Episode 109 (s6e4) - Fuckin rock n roll bro

We are the Daves You Know, or maybe not. We are a podcast focused on Minnesota United FC, but not afraid to take the piss out of you and your dumb football club.

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.

For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else. 

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