Web - Lovin' Times (Anniversary Edit)

Track Title: SHEBEAR

Step into a spellbinding musical experience with "SHEBEAR," a thrilling track inspired by one of the most enigmatic and lesser-known tales from the Bible, found in 2 Kings 2:23-25. This song is a captivating blend of ancient mystique and modern melody, weaving the mysterious story of Elisha and the divine bear mauling into an enthralling auditory journey.

Set against a backdrop of sacred harmonies and robust nostalgia, "SHEBEAR" explores themes of reverence, consequence, and the raw power of faith. It combines lyrical depth with vibrant, enchanting tunes, creating an unforgettable vibe that's as thought-provoking as it is thought-provoking. Ideas such as "mystical," "biblical legend," and "prophetic tale" are not just elements of the story but are brought to life through soaring vocals and dynamic instrumentals.

Perfect for fans of spiritual narratives and epic soundscapes, "SHEBEAR" promises to be a hit for those seeking music that's both fun and fascinating, making its mark as a standout track in the ‘Crappy Banjos: Anthology” album. Dive into this beautifully crafted psalm, and let the ancient world echo through modern beats in a track that's as enchanting as it is impressionable. Discover the power of the prophetic, the allure of the biblical, and the rhythm of the divine, all harmonized into one compelling piece. 

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SHEBEAR

"Golden Years" is a melodic journey back to a time when life seemed to dance in hues of gold, where every moment held the promise of eternity. With wistful lyrics and a hauntingly beautiful melody, this song transports listeners to a place where memories glisten like precious gems in the sunlight.

As the music unfolds, it conjures images of endless summer days and starlit nights, of laughter echoing through the streets and dreams taking flight on wings of hope. Each note is a brushstroke on the canvas of nostalgia, painting a portrait of a time when the world felt pure and untouched by the passage of time.

Amidst the shimmering reminiscence, there's a bittersweet undertone—a gentle introspection and soul-stirring resonance. "Golden Years" captures the essence of longing for a past that's forever imprinted on the heart.

Whether you're swaying to its rhythm or letting the memories wash over you like a gentle tide, this song is a poignant ode to the timeless allure of days gone by. "Golden Years" invites you to lose yourself in its ethereal embrace and rediscover the magic of a time when the world was nothing short of heavenly.

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Golden Years

"Resonate" 

The Symphony of Discordant Harmony invites you into a mesmerizing realm where the clash of opposing forces gives birth to an ethereal symphony. This song is a sonic journey that explores the delicate balance between chaos and order, weaving together dissonant melodies and harmonious undertones in a captivating dance of contradiction.

With each note, "Resonance" delves deep into the essence of discord, embracing the cacophony of conflicting elements and transforming them into a breathtaking tapestry of sound. It's a musical paradox where dissonance and harmony coexist in perfect equilibrium, creating a visceral experience that resonates within the very core of your being.

As the music unfolds, it sweeps you away on a whirlwind of emotion, guiding you through moments of tension and release, chaos and clarity. Each crescendo is a revelation, each diminuendo a moment of introspection, as you navigate the intricate labyrinth of sound and sensation.

Yet, amidst the chaos, there is beauty to be found—a beauty that lies in the raw authenticity of the human experience, in the unfiltered expression of emotion and truth. "Resonate" is a testament to the power of music to transcend boundaries and connect us on a deeper level, reminding us that even in discord, there is harmony to be found.

So, let yourself be swept away by the symphony of "Resonate," where discordant notes intertwine to create a masterpiece of paradoxical beauty. In this world of split dichotomies, find solace in the harmony of opposites and embrace the resonance of your soul.

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Resonate

"Slow Bleed" is a haunting melody that cuts to the core of human emotion, unraveling like a thread pulled taut against the fabric of existence. With each note, this song delves deep into the complexities of love and loss, tracing the delicate balance between passion and pain.

As the music ebbs and flows, it conjures images of hearts laid bare, of whispered confessions in the dead of night. The lyrics, like poetry etched in shadows, speak of longing and regret, of wounds that refuse to heal and memories that linger like ghosts in the mist.

Yet, amidst the melancholy, there's a quiet resilience—a steadfast refusal to let despair consume the soul. Through soul-stirring melodies and haunting harmonies, "Slow Bleed" becomes a cathartic journey through the depths of human experience, a testament to the strength found in vulnerability.

It's a song that speaks to the universal truth that sometimes the deepest wounds are the ones we inflict upon ourselves, yet even in our darkest moments, there is beauty to be found. For "Slow Bleed" is not just a lament for what was lost, but a celebration of the enduring power of the human spirit to endure, to persevere, and to love again.

So let yourself be swept away by the raw intensity of "Slow Bleed," and allow its music to seep into your soul like a balm for the wounded heart. In the echoes of its refrain, find solace, find redemption, and find the courage to embrace the beauty in the pain.

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Slow Bleed

Weeds from our past always wither away. The things that bind us to our earthly material existence transform into the fire in spirit, in the souls recognition of the past.

As Weeds Wither

Everything starts in such despair, when childhood friendship ends in tragedy. So long, brother...

SO LONG

The best darn fishing song in existence, by the worst band in existence. 

Underbelly Gleam

That time, like when you were 17. And you got caught being a liar.

Liar

When you're simply inspired by the idea of having double homes.

DOUBLE C

Grow Old And Die

This evocative piece journeys through the profound duality of darkness and light, weaving a sonic storm that mirrors the natural tension of the universe. The song begins in a hushed, introspective tone, with low, resonant melodies evoking the mystery and weight of darkness. A slow, deliberate rhythm pulls listeners into the shadows, a place of uncertainty, struggle, and hidden beauty.

As the music progresses, beams of light pierce through the soundscape—soft, shimmering notes that build with growing intensity. The tension between shadow and illumination becomes a dance, with melodies from both worlds intertwining in a delicate, deliberate counterpoint.

The climactic moment arrives when darkness and light no longer oppose each other but merge into a breathtaking harmony. Layered harmonics and soaring crescendos represent the unity that only music can achieve—a resolution where the dualities of existence find balance. 

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Dark To Light

"Stand Up" is a defiant anthem that ignites the spirit and emboldens the soul. With thunderous beats and acoustic riffs, this song serves as a rallying cry for those unwilling to succumb to the darkness that lurks in the shadows of 440 Hz music. It's a musical battleground where courage clashes with cowardice, and resilience triumphs over resignation.

As the music reverberates through the air, it commands attention like a beacon of defiance, daring listeners to rise from their knees and take a stand against the forces of oppression and injustice. Each lyric is a battle cry, fueling the flames of resistance and inspiring hope in the face of adversity.

Yet, "Stand Up" is more than just a call to arms—it's a declaration of unwavering resolve and unbreakable spirit. It's a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is strength in solidarity, and power in unity. Through searing vocals and anthemic choruses, this song empowers listeners to embrace their inner warriors and fight for a better world.

So, when the world threatens to drown out your voice and silence your convictions, let "Stand Up" be your anthem of defiance. Let it be the soundtrack to your rebellion, the heartbeat of your revolution. For in the face of tyranny, there is no greater act of defiance than standing tall and refusing to back down.

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STAND UP

Everything destructive of egocentric temporary fleeting happiness.

Burnin Fury

Band Name: Crappy Banjos

Welcome to the discordant world of Crappy Banjos, proudly unrecognized as the aspiring worst band ever. Formed in a garage they were never actually invited into, this duo of musical brothers has been disconcerting neighborhood, the internet and bewildering audiences since 2024. 

Featuring "Turtle" on vocals and all instruments, whose unique ability to sing, and harmonize exclusively with himself!

Crappy Banjos signature sound is an unpredictable concoction of only purest tone instruments. Critics have never said they need to be heard to be disbelieved.

If you’re searching for a sonic experience that defies expectations, undermines norms, and challenges the very essence of music itself, look no further. Join us on our journey to the bottom; it’s noisy down here, but never dull! And we can never fail, if we promise to never really be that good.

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