Now you'll see that big tortoise is expeditiously renown, with a crown. Oh yes he shouts; BIG TORTOISE IS FAST TORTOISE! *Skirrrrrrt*

Big Tortoise Is Fast Tortoise

Garden Centre

This moments not the one!
Its a bloody wraith,
But that's just how I feel,
Cold blooded in my shell,
Standing waiting just for more,
Your words never changed,
Into something real,
Its clearer now that I can see,
The illusion's all withdrawn,
Regrets are just to late, 
This moments not the one!

Not The One (It's A Bloody Wraith)

Tortoise solves your problems if only you let him.

Problem Solving Tortoise

Another track about the very distant past.

Just Not In Love

Happy Birthday

Songs that go deeper. Super secret song for you.

Oh My Look At My

The Romance Language

Shake Shiny Shells (REVERSE! Ready To Do It Again)

Skibi Dibbi Dibbi Dem Do Dem

Gold Digging Blues

The Fear Is Real

Red Ruby Crystal Caverns

Should I Not Quit

Better Off Alone (EDM Version)

Space Tortoise

We Both Will Be Alright

My Tortoise Slugalug, hates Lawnmowers with a passion and attacks them. So I parodied Queen's Flash song and adapted the lyrics to make a song about him. Youtube Link to accompanying Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szM561VS41A 
As a footnote, Slugalug has recruited his own army to fight these Grass Cutting Menaces, bought in from members of his own Facebook Group - Slugalug The Tortoise and Friends.

Slugalug, The Tortoise (And Lawnmower Slayer)

A Singer / Guitarist / Songwriter from Southminster Essex who has been writing songs since the 1970's. Born in 1961 Jon grew up in Wickford Essex and has always been a music lover. He became a full time soloist in 1998 and has played all across the south of England and onto the continent and Channel Isles. Many of his songs have been published, June 4th was used by Amnesty International,and his Christmas song Let's All Go Raving Loony For Christmas won a song writing competition and made No1 in the Indie Chart. Jon also works as an Artist and photographer, Studies Wildlife especially reptiles, and does talks on Palaeontology and various Historical events.

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