ESTATE SALE

i gotta speak with intention more, 
truthfully i need to find the root, 
why these vultures keep pursuing me,
brutally beating me over the head till i'm seeing two >
i gotta pick one >
can't live fragile and frugally,, 
that chain look cool but it ain't moving me, 
this ain't a movie b,
where i'm from flashy get you ashy, 
the yn's ain't in latchkey,
and raising up they arm ain't for taxi's,
tryna leave me checkered from the heckler,, 
i was on the line for the setup,
i keep punchin till the mic seeing two of me,, 
i made them niggas make room for me,
fuck calm i'm mad as hell,, 
fuck y'all i had it hell,, 
bust jaws and padded cells,,
like mumm-ra i'm rappin still,
i ain't buy my spot, that was skill,
in my glad rn, shout out miguel >
frontsteppin, bitch i'm in the lab right now >
off the record, rippin like the tag right now, 
then time froze like it's tag right now, 
and i'm running off the gas right now unleaded,
put these squares in they place like it's tetris, 
the game got sepsis >
they shame our efforts >
degrade our methods >
defame ours,, 
everybody in today got the same hours, 
in the era of the caged owl, we on our way now,*

this laptop hot as hell in my lap on this greyhound, 
came back with degrees in my suitcase, 
they tryna charge me ten dollars for my mama phone, 
and lawrence actin like the nigga ain't gotta phone, 
i guess niggas shoulda chaperoned, 
y'all let left baby with the keys, 
this is the behavior of a nigga from a battered home, 
brain cooked in them catacombs >
answered with that weird bob saget tone,
surprise nigga it's ya favorite nephew,, 
don't call me ever again, 
and i won't disrespect you,
all them childhood memories you neglected, 
now some white man own the only thing left, 
ion't care if he bought it tho that shit is theft,
ain't no chucklin about this over smirinoffs, 
finna kick you out the whip like it's ms. demoss, 
from my mama crib whippin up that chicken broth, 
this the last leg niggas had to finish off >
wasn't no pictures of me up, so i know i ain't shit to y'all >
but what about my cousins and my sister dawg? 
they wasn't cool enough to get the call?
i mean shit wouldn't have been fixed at all,
the light was dim on it's own but you just switched it off

HERE, I MADE THIS FOR YOU!!!

ESTATE SALE

BANDCAMP

THE ESTATE SALE

On my mind

this started out as a blackkray remix idek lol

FENG METAMORPHOSIS REMIXX

south samurai

What? (Prod. YungBenna)

BBW (Big Body Whip) prod. jissa

iluv by Kansh

prod by onli, shazy, and strella

mix/master by me

iluv

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Credits

Produced By Jewelleryboy!
Written/Preformed By Jay!
Mix & Mastered By Jay!

Whitey (Prod. Jewelryboy!)

red rain (prod. lil biscuit)

VELMA

From the album Baloney Gospel: In Meat We Trust, available everywhere the day before Halloween.


Got the buttercream
Salami machine
Slide right in with the Vaseline sheen
Whoa!
She got grape jelly stains on her titty tassels, I'm flossin' with spaghetti, she lick my asshole.
Cucumber helmets, baloney band-aid, poke holes in your mom, let the mayonnaise land in.
Stuck in the laundromat, pants and a tee, she swallowed my shorts, got stains on the sheet.
Ninjas riding tricycles inside of her spleen, she chewin' my socks, I'm Frenchin' her knee.
I know baptisms, ketchup thugs on the rug.
Her dad's in my hamper, I'm scrubbing his mug, turd burglars creepin', got fudge on my zipper.
Cream pie choir, your sister's a dipper.
Banana phone rings, I answer with my junk out, snot on the dial, let the weirdo shout.
Freezin' in the freezer, flinging mayonnaise missiles, spit on your foot, bite your nipple, lick the bristles.
Dog in the bathroom, jackin' it to biscuits, holes in your gym socks, sniffin' your armpits.
Banana in my sweatpants, drippin' with the ranch.
Filthy in the meat pit, slaughtered for a chance.
Ass cheeks squeaking, grease stains in my wallet.
Suckin' on a band-aid, talkin' shit, don't stall it.
Vaseline on a fruitcake, chandelier swingin', ass out in the freezer aisle.
Cheez Whiz on her knees, blue tongue dreams, Spielberg filmin' in the urinal.
I got two midgets, three hamsters, sniffin' zucchinis by the laundromat.
She's got polka dot panties, burrito whupper, Snapchatting my nuts in a top hat.
My man's in a diaper, lickin' off the mustard from some bad idea.
Queen in my spleen, six-ball testicle routine, baloney spaceship, diarrhea, Ikea.
Pantyhose strippers, milkmaid scissors, yellin' at my dick for a pizza loan.
FedEx my rectum, semen in the message, ransom note written in Provolone.
Mustard and glue, finger in a soup, baby powder raining on the phone.
Greasy fingers pokin' through your grandma's apple pie Apple pie.
Toesies sticky, left 'em with no alibi No alibi.
Bigfoot in the kitchen, lyin' on a chicken thigh Ready for the burger patty, gotta spin it, watch it fly.
Freaky dentist scrubbin' out your mom's bald spot, duct tape love, chewin' on a dirty snot clot.
Poop through the cereal, my dick's doin' jumpin' jacks, Grandpa's in the fanny pack.
Yeah.
Your sister's comin' back
with a suitcase full of ass crack snacks.

Baloney Gospel: In Meat We Trust

Greasy in the Freezer

Step

15 year old SoundCloud Rapper 
Woodstock Ontario Canada
He/Him/His

ig: @kademcalli
unreleased: @kademcalliarchive

Battle Bumps are what happens when a funk supergroup adopts a shock-rap crew and gives them better basslines. Including members of the now-defunct Bedroom Bullies.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

i am currently making music

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