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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Croquembouche:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3984

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voices of the narrator and the Database were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of D-11424 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray.
The voice of Dr. Emily Young was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Bullet Impact Body ODC-0015-049.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
"BulletImpactFlesh BW.54432.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"Doors-LargeMetalDoor-Int-_1.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
"Doors-WoodDoor-Int-CU-Vario.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
"Gear_Movement_Cop_or_Soldier_OCP-1642-11.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
"Impacts-BulletIntoWood-CU-M.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
"Large_Dead_Room_OCP-1009-057.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
"Mouse click and mouse wheel.wav" by NWSP of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"M&P9 - Single Shot - Interior 03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"Room Presence Interior Quiet Late Night ODY-1024-038.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
"Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain.

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Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-3984 - Poking Death with a Stick [EoD-2]

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Oresthin:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-156

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-156 - Reanimating Pomegranate

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY eric_h:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-157

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-157 - Mimetic Predator

https://guidedlevitation.bandcamp.com/album/backspace

Backspace

Guided Levitation - Skinwalkers

Don’t be alarmed if the road feels a few minutes longer every time you drive it.

That's because it is.

As the road lengthens, new side streets may appear. Do not take these, however alluring. Gas stations may pop up to fill in stretches of empty desert. Be wary of purchasing snack brands from them you have never heard of or that do not exist. Cacti will show up every few miles that weren't there on your last drive. These are just cacti. 

No need to fear the cacti.

If your drive on Route 333 takes more than thirty minutes than the last time, report such fluctuations immediately. Multiple former employees, who failed to report such anomalies, are still stuck there.

Still driving. 

-Employee Handbook: Section 7.C

Originally posted on r/nosleep by u/Yobro1001
Link here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1mlackw/im_a_trucker_on_a_highway_that_doesnt_exist_there/

Artist's Note: Hi, everyone! So glad to be back with a new story! I'm feeling very excited about this series and I hope to be able to continue on with the next chapter next month!
Until then, I just want to tell you all how much of a pleasure it was to read this story. It gave me chills and I hope I convey it well to you!

Thank you for listening and please feel free to leave comments about the story as well as what you'd like to hear in the future! See you next time!

I'm a trucker on a highway that doesn't exist. There are rules for surviving the road

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL...
SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors:
www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Log of Extranormal Events, Vol. 1.2

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Montana Lisette. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.

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An SCP Tale by stormbreath:
www.scp-wiki.net/ambrose-transylvania

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of Waldon Studio was provided by Ilham Kedider.
The voice of the Announcer was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray.
The voice of Sebastian LaCroix was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Chaz Ambrose was providedd by Martin Taylor.

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Sound Credits

"AMBRest_Restaurant Ambience_PSE_OE_9ZAPJ.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE
"PE Logo BW.37058.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"TrailerBedSpooky BWU.547.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE

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Music Credits

"After Darkness (Cinematic | Horror Music)" by NicoMaximilian / Composer/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #353741973)
"Bach Harpsichord Concerto" performed by NC MUSIC/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #538660711)
"CLASS" by Million Miles/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452585440)
"Fantasy nº2 for Harpsichord, Flute & Strings" by Inner Music/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #462873913)
"Inbox Full" by Floting/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #459507889)
"Pipe Organ Horror Music - C22-24893" by Keyframe Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #1509938744)
"SEALED" by Fable Tracks/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452596159)
"SMOOTH LOUNGE SAMBA (MI BARCO)" by Resolute Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #638560206)
"WOUND" by Axl Audio/stock.adobe.com (Adobe Stock Asset ID: #452598913)

The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Ambrose Transylvania

Urban Legend

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-158
www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-158-aa
www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-158-ag

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Heinrich Driesch was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Professor K.P. Crow was provided by Jerry Maynard.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-158 - Soul Extractor

There’s an unconfirmed urban legend: the sweetest kid of a 90s holiday classic supposedly grew up to become the twisted mastermind behind early-2000s psychological traps.
A surreal crossover of Christmas warmth and horror mind-games.
An AI-born theory — a fictional metamorphosis.

This Darkwave Retrofuturistic Synthwave track dives into that story that might be fake, forgotten… or something whispered online.

Kevin is Saw – The Dark Theory (AI Darkwave Synth)

Guided Levitation is an ongoing selection of sound design works that emerged as a form of daily spiritual practice — a way to maintain balance within the volatility of my own mental landscape. The project began to take shape in the first half of 2025, amidst my grief over the passing of David Lynch — an artist whose work has long served as a beacon in the dark depths of the subconscious, where we, as artists, draw the imagery that becomes the foundation for expressions transcending our individual selves and ambitions.

Through art, these forms find new life — shaping and inspiring others, especially fellow artists. For David Lynch, music and sound design were essential aspects of creation. I share this belief, and thus I allow the music and sound pieces from Guided Levitation to be used freely in films and other creative works, provided proper credit is given.

Broadcasting straight from the ghost of Italian commercial TV.
AI Retrowave, Sytnhwave, Vaporwave, Darkwave, Italo-Trashwave: the soundtrack of a generation raised by commercials and promises of a shining future that never arrived.
Synth nostalgia, cheap glamour, random 80s 90s early 00s glitchy memories.
Enjoy the Mike Bongiorno and Pippo Baudo

Grew up an eastcoast boy, but I was born to be a voice actor. These are my samples, however outrageous they may seem.

Experience the SCP Foundation’s database of dangerous and perplexing phenomena in this immersive audio adaption of the long-running collaborative horror fiction series, featuring both its early writings (presented in numerical order) and other, later works.

The voice of the Database is Joshua Alan Lindsay. The extended voice cast includes Brittany Carlton, Spera Crinis, Oktober Crow, Lee Daniel, Lisa Hogan, Christian Jasper, Kendra 'Izzy' Murray, Romeo Rosales, Jr., Martin Taylor, and Breck Wilhite.

New tracks tagged #URBAN LEGEND