APOLOGIA ÀS DROGAS

Velkommen til Gutta på Golvet nr. 24 i 2024. Denne gangen er det Anders, Penny og Jokke som gir deg ANALyseer av rikets tilstand som er langt hardere og lengre enn kuken til John Holmes. Foruten våre sedvanlige vulgariteter får du høre oss diskutere: 

Christian skulle ha pølser til middag, - fant ut at pølsen hadde baller og så ut som en kuk. 

Promp førte til voldelig oppgjør. 

“Jeg kan ikke kjenne min manns penis under samleie, hvordan tar jeg det opp med ham?”

Lærer fra Skottland fikk sparken grunnet Only Fans. 

Tre vanlige feil du gjør mens du onanerer. 

Dette og mye mer i Norges eldste og desidert drøyeste podkast. Gutta på Golvet er en Tveiten production og du finner oss på de fleste podkastplattformer. Tune inn og ha en drøy time med oss! 


Gutta På Golvet nr 24 2025

@dame161 @veiledvisions

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veiledvisions, glooom, dame161 - dojo (VV glooom)

Mix: TOMI AURANTI
Vocals: TOMI AURANTI

songa vytvořena: 16.08.2025

lyrics:

Ráno, večer, poledne či noc
Kdykoliv ty budeš moct
Dáme pařbu, dáme chill
Vem máčka, klobásu, gril

Samozřejmě braníka
Krušovice, radíka
Ruskej standard, a vem džus,
Jägera, sprint na autobus

Na to aby ses zabavil
Je potřeba aby jsi byl chill
Pokud budeš píča
Poplaveš si Labe jako Nil
(Krodkodýl)

Nebuď debil
Vrána k vráně v české bráně
Bráňu máme, zazpíváme

Teplitz, Aussig, Tetschen to je hood
More z chábru mám hard wood
Kraj je lifestyle, dobrej mood
More, čas na chlastačku

Ať si černej, nebo čong
More, chlast, druhej vietcong
Sokeres? "Dávám si bong"
Jedem bomby allnight long

Teplitz, Aussig, Tetschen to je hood
More z chábru mám hard wood
Kraj je lifestyle, dobrej mood
More, čas na chlastačku

Ať si černej, nebo čong
More, chlast, druhej vietcong
Sokeres? "Dávám si bong"
Jedem bomby allnight long

long long long long
Bomby allnight long
Bong bong bong bong
I am from the North

Od večera do rána ne
Nadarmo je to čech brána
Brána pekel jako dekel
Pivo, rum je k sobě kekel

Rum a džus je fajn ale
Nebuď debil
Vrána k vráně v české bráně
Bráňu máme zazpíváme

Teplitz, Aussig, Tetschen to je hood
More z chábru mám hard wood
Kraj je lifestyle, dobrej mood
More, čas na chlastačku

Ať si černej, nebo čong (kaj džas more?)
More, chlast, druhej vietcong (xin chào)
Sokeres? "Dávám si bong"
Jedem bomby allnight long

Teplitz, Aussig, Tetschen to je hood
More z chábru mám hard wood
Kraj je lifestyle, dobrej mood
More, čas na chlastačku

Ať si černej, nebo čong
More, chlast, druhej vietcong
Sokeres? "Dávám si bong"
Jedem bomby allnight long

Aussiger

based on a real story..my butthole itches

ice cream with sperm

Труба

Well here we are, and so are YOU!

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Ep. 58: We Know Science

The morning after

Entirely synthesized with serum 2 
with the help of MISHBY <3

I WANNA GET FUCKED UP (altered mix)

Nature conspires to help you

Entirely synthesized with serum 2 
with the help of MISHBY <3

The End (i lied theres 2 more)

The shatter that awakens me

I yearn to be heard 
this EP will be a TOOL to my success 

Entirely synthesized with serum 2 

Schism

When making this song I imagined a world made entirely out of nipples.

The milk oozes.

Entirely synthesized with serum 2 

ZERO is on this one and she begins 3:12

Nipples (Feat. ZERO)

The colour of swine

Their bile curdles
Its spacious in here

Entirely synthesized with serum 2 

Puce

Inside of my sexy demon mommy's stomach! I LOVE VORE!! (I DO!)

Entirely synthesized with serum 2 

Under Normal Circumstances I Wouldn't Show You My Tits.. These Aren't Normal Circumstances

Jebat přátelství, jebat život, JEBAT VŠECHNO.

若昂·达·库尼亚

do nothing → win

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