Eve Harow always asks ‘why?’ On this week’s show she interviews Comedian Mark Schiff on his new book ‘’Why Not?  Lessons on Comedy, Courage and Chutzpah’.
You’ll laugh and cry, smile and wince.
Then you’ll turn to page 2. 
He chronicles the pain behind the jokes and the bumps (and chumps) on the road to fame, forgiveness and friendship with some of the funniest people out there. 
Mark also shed 50 lbs and the lean man is less mean, more vulnerable and grateful to Judaism for its life lessons.
Readable and raw. Enjoy.

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Why Not?

Why Not > )

A propósito de las intensas jornadas de apagones que sufre Cuba el pastor Mario Lleonart comparte textos bíblicos que transmiten esperanza y arrojan luces en medio de tanta oscuridad. Mildrey Betancourt en la sección Voz Adentro comparte a su vez palabras del pastor Daniel González García, y la canción Why Not? De Carlos Varela, cierra el programa con un rezo ¨por nuevas luces¨.

SEA LA LUZ

Intro:
Hey GUYS! Check ME out!

Verse 1:
I run around a wet pool dual wielding scissors
Blindfolded shoes tied, damn I love the blisters
Slippin and slidin tryin to drown myself as a start
Stab you in the heart then I jump in with the sharks

Jump on your bike run myself over, pick up my corpse,
Throw it on your porch no remorse, roar for more
Shove my head in the oven, turn it up to fuckin ten
Love it, my head on ya table, eat you instead my friend

Chorus:
Funny or Die! Give it a try!
Do it with style, and a big smile
All a scheme, life's a dream
Kill yo self, make it a meme

Verse 2:
I tied a fuckin rope around my throat trying to choke
Instead it broke, and I fell on a boat, now I'm fuckin soaked
Grab a sharp remote, hope it can poke, but instead I provoked
The captain, no joke, gimme poison but shit's an antidote!

Took a chainsaw, to my jaw, ended up with a clean shave,
Throw myself in your grave, engrave my name on your face
Double Take, High-stakes tryin not to shake, stay awake
Jumpin off the top rope again bitch, outta my way

Chorus:
Funny or Die! Give it a try!
Do it with style, and a big smile
All a scheme, life's a dream
Kill yo self, make it a meme

Verse 3:
Bankai Bitch! Ichigo I go, ya feel the blow
Saitama punch, leave ya whole skull exposed
Wrap myself in aluminum, jump into a microwave (Hahaha!)
Grab my own cranium, throw it down a dark cave (Laugh out loud!)

Lit myself on fire and then it starts to fuckin rain (Are you serious?)
Jump into a bathtub, motherfucker starts to drain (Goddamnit!)
Goddamn it why can't I die! Do you like it when I try?
Fuck it I love death, stab myself in the eye turn ya blind

Chorus:
Funny or Die! Give it a try!
Do it with style, and a big smile
All a scheme, life's a dream
Kill yo self, make it a meme

Outro:
Did you see me GUYS! What did you fuckin think?
Wanna see me do it again? Alright but don't blink
Jugglin chainsaws and playin with knives
Here I go, like a cat on my tenth life

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The Land of Israel network broadcasts the truth and beauty of the land of Israel and the Jewish people. Our show hosts include Ari Abramowitz, Jeremy Gimpel, Eve Harow, Josh Hasten, Rav Mike Feuer, Yishai Fleisher and more. Learn more at http://www.TheLandofIsrael.com

Mario Félix Lleonart Barroso
nació el 17 de junio de 1975. Pastor
bautista, es fundador y coordinador
general en Cuba del Instituto
Patmos. Es cubano pero vive
como refugiado en Maryland, USA,
donde pastorea la Iglesia Bautista de
Waldorf. Fundador en Cuba de las revistas independientes ‘Cuadernos
de Pensamiento Plural’ y ‘Nota del Cielo’. Artículos suyos pueden
encontrarse además en las revistas ‘Signos’, ‘Voces’ y ‘Convivencia’, y
en el diario digital 14ymedio. Desde octubre de 2010 postea en su
blog Cubano Confesante y se expresa desde su cuenta de Twitter @
maritovoz.

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