Speed comedy challenge: Write a funny description before you start turtling, because you've had to go to the bathroom for 30 minutes, but you couldn't stop watching "Maid" on Netflix to see just how creatively they would be able to absolve a single mom from all of her bad life decisions. And, GO! So, this week we discuss bullying. Fat bitches that work in the front offices of schools, kids that corner smaller kids in bathrooms, and I'm sure one or two other things that snuck in there. Either way, don't be a bully douchebag! You will eventually get your comeuppance. Hell, I might even astrally project myself to stop your ass myself, and not remember any of it. I still can't believe that crazy ass story, and you'll find out what I'm talking about if you listen to this whole episode. Anyway, the time is almost out of my hourglass, but it's not sand that's going to be dropping out of that bitch. Thank God I didn't eat anything too spicy today. St. Pepto Bismol, pray for us!

Fuck It Friday Episode 61 Bullies and Back To School

Quite the ride this week. Thrills, chills, meds, man pussies, lady dicks, and so much more! So many questions, and I don't really want the answers. Everybody out there can do whatever they want with their bodies. You had just better let me do what the fuck I want to do with mine! If I want to put on an Optimus Prime costume, walk into a Tesla dealership, and let it be known that I'm there to fuck one of those electric bitches, RESPECT IT. My pronouns are 18/Wheeler. I may roll out, but I sure as hell won't pull out. People of Earth, if you are with me, then I only have one thing to say. *FLRM FLRM FLRM* {auto dick unfurls} SUCK IT! This is Optimus Prime, signing out.

Fuck It Friday Episode 64 I Have Questions

Bustedwrappers

Fuck you this is a cover fuck you and rope ursefl

Nope you're too late I already died

WASSUPWASSUP these the lyrics :P 


I just told that girl that, I’m not her type 
You don’t wanna fuck with me, I’ll take your life 
If I take this pill then I might reignite 
Come back from the dead like I’m necromantic,
Splitter 
Fuck it, ShoutOut to my city,
Big ups,
Big up all my brothers fuck it,
We up,
Not just for a minute,
You gon see me swerving round the bloc in a big whip.
Independent, 
Yung Kro I’m not kidding.
Why so serious the joker in the building 
I take ya hoe and then I laugh with it,
She gon move that ass
Pink Palace 
…
I’m like hold up wait a minute
I’m in this bitch like a dentist 
And sign me up to that clinic 
I need Percy, that codeine prescription 
all in my system 
Said fuck the system I reckon I wreck this whole fucking building 
…
I been rotting in my grave 
You can me out of out of date 
If you put your hand right here 
And my heart start beating 
With my blunt white face 
And my butch start bleeding 
And the shit that we take…

XoKrome - WeDon'tDial911 *FREESTYLE*

Welcome, I’m Jenn, & my Co-host Jay. Creators of the #FuckItFriday episodes of People are the worst podcast. Our random thoughts of the week taking off with the ADD of a well trained seahorse. Shit gets WILD and quick!!
Please give us a listen, leave a review in your podcast player. Did you love it? Do you hate it? 
*WARNING* this podcast uses very explicit language, we don’t shy away from anything, there will be offensive subjects, wording, no part of this will be PC. We aren’t very filtered people, so we wanted to make sure y’all got the real us. 

The reason we’re like this is, we deal with people every single day, and well the name of the podcast gives it away, People are the WORST. 

Sit down, take a load off, and let us make you laugh for a while. We think we’re hilarious, you should to!

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