Worf (is My Hall Pass)

It'll take some time before The Next Generation does any degree of justice to the former enemy of the Federation, the Klingons. "Heart of Glory" certainly does little favors to the war-like race that eventually become super beloved. We pontificate on how readily the crew speculates that just because some of his own species boards the ship, Worf might bail on Starfleet and rejoin his brethren. More veiled racism in the first season is a super bad look. 

Originally recorded on 3/16/21

113 - I am Klingon, hear me ROAR

Episode 13: Family Series

Reminder: Don’t Hit Picard With Your Tesla!

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TRIGGER WARNINGS: Suicide, child death, depression, and torture. 

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PIC: CDT (Coma Daddy Therapy)

s/o Jordi LaForge, Jake Sisko, and Kasidy Yates


What if I'd been A Star fleet pilot
Born at a time when The earth was crimeless
Served aboard The Enterprise and
Avoided Troi but got Guidance from Guinan

If my mom was 
Captain Silva La Forge
What if in the course of
Traveling across the stars
being Involved in many wars 
A warrior was born
Who made friends with Worf

I'm human, he Klingon
But we still bond
And we still close 
Even though he now serves
Under Sisko
Benjamin 
Been a captain
Since before
Dominion war

You watch star trek, 
Then I guess you get
Every reference I used and
In case that you do than 
I'm talking to y'all cause
I learned that communi-
Cation is key from Nyota Uhura

Big moves take intelligence
Take transporters
Enduring invention from
Emory Erickson

My mama said I must 
Use wise discernment 
Was raised on logic
Like Michael Burnham

On the flip side I'm 
Known to get live got
A very short fuse like
B'elanna Torres warp
Factor no better than a 2 
Made cheddar 
Off cargo that I moved
Like Travis Mayweather

Commander Tuvok 
Made me meditate better
That's all fine and well
But sometimes i
Just wanna yell
Then rebel, Gabriel Bell
Or at least get mad enough
To match Beckett mariner

Gabriel Bell prod. obama.fone

Four plotlines that we keep mistakenly calling three plotlines converge in total chaos as the crew of the Enterprise race for survival - but can so much all at once still make a good episode? Yes. But we like.. discuss why and stuff. JUST LISTEN!

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Disaster (TNG)

Did you know Worf had a DIFFERENT BROTHER who was way LAMER and was also a giant SCUMBAG? Well buckle up buddy do we have an episode for YOU!

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Homeward (TNG)

Trombone Riker

Worf is probably the worst father in the history of Starfleet but is he also the worst father in the history of Klingons? We discuss both this AND manage to make really funny jokes the whole episode if you can believe it.

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Sons And Daughters (DS9)

[verse]
They call me worf son of mohg
I go down they throats like a xenomorph when they doin deep throat
Making bitches cry from the enterprise to deep space nine
Defiant when they  cummin while I'm drummin on clitorises with consumate vees
in ten foreward while I was doin lines with Kira bitch please pass
me a piece of Dax's ass while I fucked the gash of Tasha Yar and Seven of Nine
You're a coward I'm a warrior when the orgy's over you'll be sorryer than allegory when worf  down in quark's  crushin cardassians in they ass again 
Raise your voice lift hands and die like a man

[chorus]
My name is worf i got three dicks and they're ten feet long
Commander Worf watch me morph to a killer by the end of this song
Son of mohg fuck your mother sister wife in all holes
Worf son of mohg
Worf son of mohg

[verse]
I roll deep with Star Fleet I'm a member of the bridge crew
Otherworldly like a digeridoo banged Riker and I'll fuck you too 
Committin crimes when I'm drunk as fuck on bad blood wine
If it's her time of the month then Worf's right on time
Picard? What a retard My battle sash gets me more ass than he could raw dog with a communicator badge
I'm like a photon torpedo when I fuck an eagle
Take one dick out put it in my own mouth and bust I'm regal
with fewer fucks to give then Wesley crushed when I fucked and crushed his ribs
I'm Commander Worf son of mohg and I drink my own piss
I just sucked my own dick come on give me a kiss!

[chorus]
My name is worf i got three dicks and they're ten feet long
Commander Worf watch me morph to a killer by the end of this song
Son of mohg fuck your mother sister wife in all holes
Worf son of mohg
Worf son of mohg

[bridge]
they call me worf and I have sex with animals human beings and photon torpedos
Alexander was really just my sex slave 
I fucked data's cat too after I gave it a shave

Worf - Son of Mogh

The introduction of the Ferengi into the Star Trek universe gets the Trek Bois treatment! Is it a masterclass in creating a worthy adversary? Eh. They should totally bring back those electro-whip pool noodles though! 

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The Last Outpost (TNG)

When the world's most obvious Han Solo knockoff shows up on the Enterprise there's sure to be some WACKY HIJINKS - but can even that flimsy premise save us from Joe Piscopo's Jerry Lewis impression? What an episode, man...

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