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"Retro Xmas" is a holiday hit that blends nostalgia, humor, and festive rock vibes. This track captures Christmas magic with candy canes, Santa's calls, and a cheeky nod to holiday traditions. Perfect for rocking around the Christmas tree!🎄
And now, let's pass the word to The Corking Crack Band...
🎙️"Having been working in the Toy Llama industry as I have these past 84 years, it came as no surprise when Beating Edge approached me asking for me to contribute to their collection of human toenails. I gratefully accepted as you might imagine - such opportunities present themself only once a fortnight at best - however what came next was a surprise; I sneezed . Yes kindly viewer, I had caught a cold - which at my age was impressive because I usually can't run them down these days. It was then that Beating Edge asked me to play the character of 'Antony-Woke-DJ-Bigot-Smith" on their upcoming number. I approached it with trepidation from a westerly direction and pounced upon it with such a total element of surprise that even I was surprised... which of course just made it even more surprising still. Victory was mine and history was made. Thank you Beating Edge. Would you like any more toenails? If not, I do a line in stained underwear?"
🎤Let’s take the virtual microphone back for a moment to thank TCCB for the toenails and the underwear (again, thank you, thank you!). We’re also announcing a new collaboration with them in a couple of weeks! Next week, a somewhat... dangerous Santa will be arriving🔫. Stay tuned!😊
👉Note: This is the explicit🤬 version, which will be released on major streaming platforms on December 12th. The clean version has been available since December 5th. (https://open.spotify.com/intl-it/track/6JpxrU746gsi00UtHRH9W7?si=df8e09f92814417c).

Lyrics:

TCCB: And of course they spent the whole of Christmas with two nuns and a rocket

BE:
Just take a look around,
Can't you hear that sound,
It's Santa calling out your name,
Join the laughter, play the game!

Jingle bells, the snowflakes fall,
Santa's here to greet us all,
Magic's in the air tonight,
Christmas cheer, oh what a sight!

Candy canes and mistletoe,
Hanging by the fire’s glow,
Reindeer flying through the sky,
Look, there’s Rudolph passing by!

Jingle bells, the snowflakes fall,
Santa's here to greet us all,
Magic's in the air tonight,
Christmas cheer, oh what a sight!

Dear Santa, won't you hear my plea,  
Bring me a Commodore under the tree,  
Or maybe an arcade down the hall,  
I'll be the champion, standing tall!

Jingle bells, the snowflakes fall,
Santa's here to greet us all,
Magic's in the air tonight,
Christmas cheer, oh what a sight!

Merry Christmas!

Let it BE Xmas

Retro Xmas (feat. The Corking Crack Band)

Retro Xmas (feat. The Corking Crack Band) [Explicit Version]

Hey there! If you’re reading this, you’re one of the few... thanks for existing! 🤟
👉We are an eclectic band that blends elements of electronic dance, metal, pop, punk, rock, synth wave and more to create a unique and engaging sound We're a bunch of very shy aliens🛸 (4 males 💁🏻‍♂️🙎‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🦸🏼‍♂️ and 1 female🙅‍♀️, the guitarist/backup singer). Our earthly names (and nicknames) are Tom ("Lucifer" - lead vocals and occasional keyboards/guitar), Mary ("Vampira" or just "V" - guitarist and backing vocals), Mauro ("Maux" - keyboards, piano, synths and winds), Davide ("Dave", "Quiet D" or just "D" - bass and synth bass), and Valerio ("Brad", drums and percussions). 
Enjoy the music!😉
😓Final note (or rant): this platform keeps getting more disappointing. Seeing so-called ‘songs’ made with AI and a bunch of prepackaged beats from cheap apps - by people who couldn’t even play an E minor on a guitar or sing even when drunk - is seriously frustrating. In the long run, we might start showing up here less… or even leave altogether! If that ever happens, you’ll find all our other links below.
🔗https://ffm.bio/beatingedge

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