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In this special birthday edition of Let Me Bore You To Sleep (#1422), Jason Newland reflects on the day his younger brother was born—the day before his 8th birthday—and how it completely changed the spotlight on his big day. With his trademark mix of humor, rambling stories, and light-hearted complaints, Jason shares childhood memories, family anecdotes, and the unique way birthdays shaped his life. As always, the meandering storytelling is designed to relax, distract, and gently lull you into a calm, sleepy state.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys a blend of nostalgia, silliness, and soothing background chatter before drifting off to sleep.

(music) (10 hours) How my brother ruined my 8th Birthday | LMBYTS #1422 | Jason Newland

(music) How my brother ruined my 8th Birthday  LMBYTS #1422  Jason Newland  25th August 2025

(no music) How my brother ruined my 8th Birthday | LMBYTS #1422 | Jason Newland | 25th August 2025

(no music) (10 hours) How my brother ruined my 8th Birthday | LMBYTS #1422 | Jason Newland

(music) (5 hours) How my brother ruined my 8th Birthday | LMBYTS #1422 | Jason Newland

Made in 3 hours while my girlfriend was taking a nap. I love her.

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#1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday | Jason Newland | 16th September 2025

🎙 Title: Let Me Bore You to Sleep #1433 – Trivia Tuesday (Shortest Days, Longest Rambles) 📄 Description (Spreaker-formatted, ready to paste): Hello and welcome to Let Me Bore You to Sleep, I’m Jason Newland. It's Trivia Tuesday... or actually Wednesday. I missed Tuesday. Oops. 😴 In this extra-dull, extra-soothing episode, I take you on a rambling journey that begins with the trivia of shortest and longest days around the world — and ends somewhere in a memory of selling comedy albums to a policeman and having cold hands in 1990. Also: Vinny cuddles, night shift chaos, and a Buddhist fire exit incident. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. 🙏
Website: LetMeBoreYouToSleep.com ⏱️ Timestamps: 0:00 – Intro & Lighting Talk
Why I didn’t record Tuesday. The morning is strangely dark. I ramble about windows and needing the lights on.

5:00 – Trivia Tuesday Begins

🌍 Longest and shortest days by country
Ecuador, Kenya, UK, Australia, Iceland, the Poles
Wondering where the moon goes for 6 months 🤔
30:00 – Memory Lane (Night Shift Jobs)

My double-glazing canvassing job in 1990
Working night shift at a meter factory
Trying to do two jobs and sleeping like a vampire
55:00 – Living with My Dad

Staying at Dad’s while working two jobs
Heating issues and blackout curtains
How many towns were involved in getting me to move out?
1:05:00 – Comedy Dreams & Video Players

Selling all my comedy stuff for £250
Trying (and failing) to learn stand-up from tapes
Buying a broken VCR from a “friend”
1:20:00 – Vinny Gets Affectionate

Vinny cuddles up on my lap ❤️
I wonder if he’s just accepted his fate...
1:25:00 – Outro

Realizing I’ve completely abandoned the trivia
Reminders to be kind to yourself
“You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe.”
🐾 Special Guest: Vinny the dog – occasional barking, cuddles, and sabotage.

🔑 Keywords: sleep podcast, longest day trivia, ASMR, Jason Newland, relaxing voice, bedtime story, night shift, UK nostalgia, Vinny the dog, Let Me Bore You to Sleep, meditation, boring podcast, fall asleep fast

(no music) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday

(music) (10 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday

(music) (5 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday

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(no music) (5 hours) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday

(music) #1433 Let me bore you to sleep | Trivia Tuesday

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Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes. These recordings are NOT a replacement for professional medical treatment. Get permission from your medical specialist before listening to any hypnosis recording or watching any hypnosis videos.

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