jack stauber - baby hotline (slowed + reverb)

Hello! This is one of my top songs by Jack Stauber. I hope you enjoy it! {The art is not mine. It's just amazing fanart of APH Russia.}

Baby Hotline ~ sped up

okay I'm doing song covers now so uh yea
I don't earn money from this lmao

lyrics-
Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you
Baby flatline, still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time, chow down to earth
But in your head she's a hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom, boundary boredom
I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping
Wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate coping
Someday I will go back outside and see her okay
(Hotline!)
Hung up and put on hold! (-old)
(Hotline!)
My line is getting cold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
Hung up and put on hold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
(No, uh, I'll try again though...)

Baby Hotline, please dial nine to get out
No flatline, what were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha!)
Baby sat by and felt the wind
At least I called her a hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom, boundary boredom
I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping
Wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate coping
Someday I will go back outside and see her okay

(Hotline!)
Hung up and put on hold! (-old)
(Hotline!)
My line is getting cold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
Hung up and put on hold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)

baby hotline (anyd4ysta5 cover)

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Hiiiii! Welcome to my profile!! I like anime, kpop, jpop, Japan, South Korea, and learning about the War Between the States! I always follow back~! CALLING ALL HETALIANS!!! If you want someone to relate to, it's me~! I'm always here if you wanna talk about Hetalia or smth!!

For my haters (you know who you are):

"Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are."

- Wayne Dyer

Also to my haters (that's the only name I could dub you all): Leave me alone about my opinions, please. You worthlessly argue with me for ages just because my opinions are different from yours, and that's actually very pathetic and childish. You think you're the big guy when you're really being a coward, who's immediately judging people on their opinions no matter what that person does. Here are some examples:

me: I love Jesus dearly.

you: You're so discriminatory against [insert], not to mention homophobic. GOD isn't even real. kys.

me: I'm Southern.

you: You're such a racist bigot. Go to hell. kys.

me: I'm conservative.

you: You're a lying snake who knows nothing, and you only know how to oppress and discriminate against people. kys.

Okay, so these examples are far too close to the actual shit comments I receive regularly. To people who well know who you are, guess what, your shit comments are annoying. If we had an argument five months ago, you pick it back up and start talking shit about me again, then disable my replying ability for that comment section so I can't even defend myself. If I make a valid point, y'all always feverishly search for ways that I'm wrong in my statement(s). You're acting like children, face it. You're being nasty and hateful, and trolling me just because you're being unkind. And at every turn of the argument I make, you just wanna have revenge, revenge, revenge even months after a potential argument, and that's pathetic. Just stop doing this stupid shit. Let me have my opinions, and I'll let you have yours. Thanks for reading.

P.S.: To the people who have issues with others who hate you for your opinions or for being who you are, well, screw them. They're insecure, and they're not worth you, your time, your patience, or your energy. They have so much free time in the day, and they decide to get on the internet and antagonize people in said time. Here's what to do in a situation like that: just say, "Bless your heart," and don't say anything else, ignoring those bastards. Don't pay attention to them. They just want a reaction out of you, and they wanna get in your head. Don't let them do that and don't let them know that you're cracking, even if you do IRL. Just know that GOD is proud of you when you leave the argument, and that He will bless you. Look, those people have their rewards, but GOD will give you your own reward, and it will be much better. Walk away from the situation, knowing that you did good and saved yourself oodles of grief. Take care, Loves, and know that GOD loves you very much. Byeeeee!! XD

- TKP

AVE CHRISTUS REX ✝

John 14:6

"Jesus told him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

I love you, Jesus ❤️✝

Franchises and stuff I like:

FNAF
Hetalia
MHA
KNY
Cowboy Bebop
Kakegurui
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Mandela Catalogue
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dysfunctional Perspective
Memes
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The South
Reading
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Coca-Cola
My Bible :)
Manga
Anime in general
Japan
South Korea
Geography
Sped up songs
Slowed songs
Piano
Guitar
Digital art
Edits
Fanart
Mar Mari Emmanuel services
Cliffe Knectle videos

Dislikes:

Blasphemy
Aggravating people
Communism
Socialism
Terrorism
Creepy people
Two pieces of cardboard scraping against each other
Direct contact of wooden ice pop sticks and teeth (they make my teeth hurt)
Suck-y politicians
Illegal stuffs
Mia Khalifa (dat bish)
Jaiden Animations (bleugh)
Bella The Wolf (you suck, Bella)
r/CatholicMemes (they're not half as funny as they think they are. I mean, they called Reformation Day in one meme a "Satanic holiday". y'all, are you serious? prove me wrong, and show me that those memes are actually funny.)

My favorite music artists: 

BLACKPINK
Sodikken
The Living Tombstone
Freddie Dredd
Marina and the Diamonds
Lumi Athena
Odetari
Ayesha Erotica
JESSI
Michael Jackson
Billy Squier
Queen
Jnhygs
Crystal Castles
Måneskin
And the list adds on all the time! Give me some recommendations on artists I might like.

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𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝙒𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙮 “𝙄’𝙈 𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙀!” 𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙟𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 “𝙋𝙄𝙇𝙀 𝙐𝙋.” 𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙧𝙮. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙧𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 - 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨. 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙, 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙮

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Which percentage are you? 5% or 95%?
Be the 95% or leave.

"mental health? never heard of it. >:3"
-me

side projects:
https://www.bandlab.com/idiedinmydreammaerd

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