A brand new stand up comedy special from Felipe Esparza drops on Tuesday 2/11 on Netflix called "Raging Fool". Adler talks with Felipe about his last special "Bad Decisions", his stand up, drugs, shoes, thrifting, traveling and more.

Adler Talks With Comedian Felipe Esparza

💀 Certified Idiot – the official anthem for bad decisions, questionable life choices, and dumb luck keeping us alive. A high-energy pop-punk funk ride through every “Why did I do that?” moment.

🚀 Lyrics:

PhD in bad decisions? ✅
Master's in "Oops" and "Should’ve Listened"? ✅
Surviving purely on dumb luck? Oh, absolutely.
🎸 Fast-paced guitars, bouncy bass, sarcastic swagger, and a hook that refuses to leave your brain. If you’ve ever faceplanted in public and pretended it was part of the plan, this one's for you.

🔥 Stream it, share it, and let the world know: intelligence is optional, but confidence is forever.

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CERTIFIED IDIOT

Woke up late thought it was Sunday  
But it's Wednesday and I got work today  
Did I call in sick yeah you bet I did  
Now I'm at the bar where my boss just slid right in  
  
I waved at him tried to play it cool  
Then I slipped on a peanut and fell off my stool  
Now I'm on the floor I should probably go  
But I just yelled another round bro  
  
Why do I do the things I do  
No brain cells left just vibes and glue  
Mom always said I'd be a big success  
She was way too optimistic I guess  
  
I got a PhD in bad decisions  
Master's in Oops and Should've Listened  
Dean's List dropout king of regret  
Certified idiot haven't failed yet  
  
Dumb luck's got me dancing on the edge  
One step forward eight steps left  
They say life's a test I'm guessing I flunked it  
But I'm still here so I must've done something  
  
Tried to change a lightbulb with a metal fork  
Shocked myself now I speak in Morse  
Told my date she looked just like my ex  
Now I'm eating breadsticks in solo distress  
  
Put my last ten bucks in a vending machine  
Nothing came out so I kicked the screen  
It fell on me now I'm seeing the light  
But the chips were worth it man they tasted tight  
  
Why do I do the things I do  
Jumped in a pool with my phone brand new  
Told my landlord rent was just a suggestion  
Turns out it was not up for question  
  
I got a PhD in bad decisions  
Master's in Oops and Should've Listened  
Dean's List dropout king of regret  
Certified idiot haven't failed yet  
  
Dumb luck's got me dancing on the edge  
One step forward eight steps left  
They say life's a test I'm guessing I flunked it  
But I'm still here so I must've done something  
  
If common sense was a class I dropped it  
If life was a test I bombed it  
If bad choices were stocks I topped it  
If you need me I'll be duct-taping my wallet  
  
They say learn from your mistakes yeah that's cute  
But if I did I wouldn't have this suit  
It's neon pink says Free Hugs Inside  
But honestly man I wear it with pride



Certified Idiot

NEMZZZ - BAD DECISIONS (slowed)

Nemzzz - Bad Decisions | Remix de Mauvais

Nemzzz - Evicted(reepeer remix)

Took the vocals and put it on my own beat


Nemzzz - Bad Decisions REMIX (Prod. Lorenzinho)

Bad Decisions

bad decisions

flxbabu - El housito (Bad decisions Remix)

"Oops (Yearning Yawning)" Freestyle Ft. Sami Sol (Sped Up)

All Yours X Bad Decisions - Normani & Ariana Grande (Mashup)

better than your dreams

What’s Good Birmingham … 
It’s a Good Time To Be Alive Max B Just Came Home Let The Wave Commence 🏂🌊

Kemel Rich -  Bad Decsions

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Lorenzinho, a DJ and Beatmaker crafting raw, percussive club music Influenced by: kuduro, grime, drill, kizomba/zouk and the experimental energy of African Electronic Dance Music , shaped by his own perspective.

“The goal is always the same: to move people - not just their bodies, but their minds too.”

Booking/Contact: LorenzinhoNaCasa@hotmail.com

Flinch, Then Ignite:  https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/shiitakeproducts/flinch-then-ignite

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.

🔗 Links:
🎶 Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/7Hk4B9nLJs5XwqQEqOdMaU
🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitake-products/1766960367
☕ Support / Custom Songs: ko-fi.com/shiitakeproducts
🌐 More chaos: shiitakeproducts.com

⚠️ Marketers & "design bros" beware: I will waste your time on purpose.

Coming from the streets of Tallahassee, Florida, Famous Purp has been grinding in the music game since the early 2000s, using sound as both a creative force and a personal escape. With taking a break and popping back up on scene in 2024 with his exclusive LP "Chapter 32", a real voice shaped by real-life struggles and stories, their music carries the weight of experience while still pushing forward with undeniable passion. Every verse is a window into the highs, lows, and lessons of the journey—raw, reflective, and unfiltered. More than just an artist, Famous Purp is a storyteller for anyone who's ever had to turn pain into purpose. Whether you're a day-one listener or just tapping in, the message is clear: "This is music that means something."

@GiffyPappi 
Singer x songwriter x Producer 
Kemel Rich Baby 
✉️: Kemelrichmusic@gmail.com 
The Boy Inside The Red Box ⚰️ 
Toodles ✌🏾

“OOPS FREESTYLE (yearning yawning)” out now
booking🎤:blackboyinfinity@gmail.com

My YouTube channel was taken down for copyright 😭 please subscribe to my new one!

Duo mexicano de DJS/PRODUCTORES enfocados en generos Tech House, Moombathon, Slap House y Garage House. Fundado en el 2023 por ukiller & 5K

📲Business/Inquiries:
contact@mauvaisbeats.com

Looking for collabs. Would love to find people to bring my music to the stage.

https://linktr.ee/atherslad

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