My former employer, after promoting me and telling me what a great job I was doing, and specifically saying that I didn't need to worry about not getting invited back for the next season (it was a seasonal job), made a decision to not invite me back for the next season. They informed me in the middle of the winter, via a short, canned, generic, impersonal letter, which they emailed to me, and they did not provide me with a real reason why. I was very offended by their actions, so I decided to make an entire parody album mocking them. It's not good, especially my singing, but it's the product of my experiences. I couldn't just carry this anger in my head, so I released it into these songs. Everything is written, recorded (on one of the worst possible microphones), and produced by me.

Good Boss

Email

Refurbished Laptops

Am I Gone

Raincoat

Shit Job

Welcome To The Corp

a song i wrote about childhood sa. decided to record today, im never gonna be able to play it again cause i dunno what i played :3

Like a prayer (acoustic)

don't ask why (my bloody valentine cover)

"From the peaceful shores of the tiny island nation of San Nicotini comes Mark Muscles, a man so aggressively masculine that it almost defies all sense and logic. Mostly known for his dance moves so brilliantly fantastic that to even witness them has been known to cause blindness, he now brings you his new single, On The Beach!"

New Italo-Disco from Videoman/Stylar. 2025. To be released on Bandcamp in the near future.

On The Beach (Vocal Version)

Cheapo, leftfield, electronic music inspired by weird stuff from the 1980s (DIY, Darkwave, cheesy Italo-Disco, Minimal wave, etc). Based in both North America and the Middle East. I'm also terrible at singing, so not much of that is gonna be happening.
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All cover art (excluding the Victorian era photographs) is by me.
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Featured in Flemming Dalum's Out Of This World mix (Wish, Is Not Enough).

guh !??!
Nyphlix on spotify if ur interested ig

aka steezy dan, yung sedan, the loser-vuitton dean, papa sean, standard-sized sean, seano, miserable michael wave, forgettable sean, seanster and many others

mostly sketches, sometimes songs too

comfort creatures forever

business geese

New tracks tagged #bad singing