Once upon a time, I wrote music and played in Bellingham Washington--in the 90's coffee shops, or busking at the park. Then I joined a cult (whoops) and was kidnapped by a beast who ruined the album I was working on with white boy beat boxing to "surprise me." Surprise! It took me decades to afford the time and the equipment to start over again. Oh well. Every superhero needs an origin story, and that's mine.

I recorded these songs during FAWM 2025, intending to share them only with my grown children. But, you know, plans change. Here I am. Here this is. My words, pulled gaily (never straight) from Cerridwyn's Cauldron, flung into the wind like a spell. 

Let the Green Lady return and claim her kingdom.

The Solitary Crone

The Green Lady and the Hoya

Lady Starlight

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A smoky, fragile duet between Boris and Naina. This is their love.... complicated, cracked, and still standing. Where fire meets reflection, two voices try to hold each other together.

Steel and Glass

Crash the Party

Boris turns inward. A melancholic 3/4 waltz reflecting on addiction, regret, and power’s high cost. The bottle dances, and so does he—clumsily, painfully, beautifully.

The Vodka Waltz

For the People (Act I Finale)

The curtain rises on post-Soviet absurdity. Boris Yeltsin bursts onto the scene with vodka in hand and a grin too wide for the Kremlin. A bombastic introduction through the eyes of “history’s drunks,” this number sets the tone with satire, swagger, and a sly wink at revolution.

A Toast to Chaos

From factory floors to smoky offices, Boris weasels and waltzes his way up the Soviet ranks. A fast-paced, hilarious rap about survival, schmoozing, and the office politics of a crumbling superpower.

Climbing the Party Ladder

I'm just a songwriter, standing in front of a computer, asking it to sing my heart out. Welcome to my world where I weave words into lyrics and let AI bring them to life.

I know why a raven is like a writing desk, and why it said "Nevermore."

New tracks tagged #ballads