in my (dog)house

What if your dog finally snapped… but in therapy voice? I Love You But Also Fuck That Noise is a gospel of snack-fueled betrayal and domestic vigilance from the perspective of the most emotionally available being in your life: your floor-based sentry. Equal parts roast, manifesto, and existential bark spiral, this alt-punk-trap anthem channels lo-fi distortion, layered barks, reversed toy squeaks, and deep canine wisdom into a chantable breakdown of your emotional instability and snack inconsistencies. Built to loop. Built to bark. Built to make you question who’s really holding the leash.

Lyrics:

I was mid-dream.
Floating in a cheese river, chasing my trauma.
Then you sneezed.
...And I was reborn in rage.

I’m the backbone of this house.
Unlicensed therapist. Floor-based sentry.
Got PTSD from your playlist
and a PhD in knowing when you’re lying.

I’ve seen you at your worst.
Ugly crying over reheated spaghetti.
Still loved you. Still sat by you.
Still didn’t lick your face —
I have boundaries.

You dropped a cracker in 2019.
I remember.
It changed me.

Say “walk” again. I dare you.
I hope you enjoy sleeping with one eye open
...’cause I do.

I bark like I’m paid.
I nap like I’m healing generations.
I eat like I’ve seen war.

I love you but also fuck that noise.
Every shadow’s a crisis. Every cough is a curse.
You dropped one ravioli
and I saw the divine.
He whispered,
“Lick the linoleum.”

I love you but don’t test me, bitch.
I heard that bag open. I know what chips sound like.
I’ll tongue the floor like it owes me rent.
Just try me.

Outside? I sniff like I’m hunting the truth.
Inside? I stare like your soul’s got secrets.
You pet me wrong once
and now I flinch every time you say “good girl”
like it’s a tax write-off.

I barked at your ex through the door.
You called it rude.
I called it divine insight.

I saw what you did in the bedroom.
I stayed for the cheese stick after.
I do not wish to discuss it further.

I pace like I’m planning something.
Because I am.

I forgive,
but I do not unsee.

I love you but also fuck that noise.
The vacuum’s a demon. The doorbell’s a threat.
Toast popping triggers my fight-or-snack reflex.
I transcend time when deli meat hits tile.

I love you but your therapist should be tipping me.
I took on your baggage, your breakups,
and your TikTok phase.
Where’s my medal?
Where’s my fucking biscuit?

You think I bark at nothing.
But I bark
at the unseen.
I bark at memory.
I bark
because silence has lied to me before.

I love you but also fuck that noise.
You breathe like a haunted accordion
and then ask why I don’t cuddle.
I’m not broken. I’m just tired
...of being the sane one.

I love you like I love roast beef.
Which means I’d kill for you.
But also —
I’d kill you if you hide the jerky again.

Drop the chip.
This isn’t a request.
You owe me.
For everything.



I Love You But Also Fuck That Noise

puppypilled maker of noises and sometimes sounds

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I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.

🔗 Links:
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🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitake-products/1766960367
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