turn bind turn bind
i just wanna turn bind
learn my learn my
i aint gonna learn my
real life real life
i aint got a real life
join my private
we can fuckin grind all night

deitrius
i dont wanna say what i see in this
i know that it hurts
my belief in this
shout out to unsec
for teaching this
hey girl you rockin the vote
can we stay with this

yeah we balling in a big way
and my tactics are advanced (8)
edgeboosting in the v8
cryptiss can you be my bae
no way

turn bind turn bind
i just wanna turn bind
learn my learn my
i aint gonna learn my
real life real life
i aint got a real life
realize realize
never gonna realize

that im not too great at the game
and i fucking hate when i play
quit for a week when i rage
but im back and i never change

i said roblox leo let me see your feet yo
dabestpeakz i said let me see your feet
iluvmoonpies let me see ur feet cry
hxcello let me say to your feet "hello"
esekono let me see your feet bro, yo

she a baddie
i'm talkin bad (3)
throw it on me
please let me see that ass wheeze

turn bind turn bind
i just wanna turn bind
learn my learn my
i aint gonna learn my
real life real life
i aint got a real life
realize realize
never gonna realize

gay man butt sex
i just got an indirect
dont ask dont tell
saw quat in a dress

sinsane smoking on that fucking blunt
got him in the back
t1ller gonna make me fucking nut
imma blow his back

r s u r f g double o n e double t e 
thats me 
smokin on a three
got shit that i dont wanna be 
bullets hit my chest shoutout maisy
rsurf dog coming back this spring
shoutout tommy shout out to me
no shit i cant even breathe

i got singaporeans with an eagle eye
i got ducks that give some good advice
i got milk that shows me the way
i got frxzt on a rainy day
i got purple dragons spitting fire
i got buuuterflies in my stomach
i got kold kuts that im fuckin lovin
cant tell a fib but i fuckin ronix
ok

THE TURNBIND REAPER OF ALBUQUERQUE (prod. ewenli)

NEW FIRE ALBUM FROM RSURFGOONETTE. GOD LIFE FUCK THA WORLD !!!!! (ALL JOKES)

RSURF GOONETTE VS. THE WORLD (prod. shawtydestroyer)

she wanna hurt me 
sh she wanna hurt me
if youre gonna try me
you better join that tourney
get your strafes up
get your fuckin strafes up
get your body in the round
wanna change up

yeah! strafin every day in the moonlight
100% comp now im feeling like toe might
no shot, it's another no life
sub minute on kitsune gotta get right
fuck rookie, that map can suck my fucking balls
saw fiveman in the stall giving head to yall
fuck a blacklist, yall aint got the fuckin gall
why the fuck simeon aint pick up my calls

she wanna hurt me 
sh she wanna hurt me
if youre gonna try me
you better join that tourney
get your strafes up
get your fuckin strafes up
get your body in the round
wanna change up

she wanna hurt me 
sh she wanna hurt me
if youre gonna try me
you better join that tourney
get your strafes up
get your fuckin strafes up
get your body in the round
wanna change up

i'm overused and very unhappy
saw some roblox art and started fuckin fapping
love x94e, hate u fucking normies
hrt in my strafes got me fucking horny

HRT IN MY STRAFES (prod. ilybeam)

bladee let’s tap in 
rsurf win
if he don’t mic up
we gon qban him (got that shit! ssj!)

ballin shit (ssj)
fall n shit ah (ssj)
show the hit boxxx (ssj)
show me ur binds (ssj)
huggies got za (ssj)
lay down the law (ssj)

yeah 1v gonna fuck shit up
yeah tiger gonna fuck shit up

yah ur grand, not very discrete nuh uh
is that ur mans bouncing on my meat nuh uh
they all fans, i feel like a creep nuh uh
i dont understand, no pr no pb nuh uh

how tf u gonna flex ur mesa time
i just beat that shit and i wasnt even tryin

im jesus she call me baby
aint trash talk thats fax baby
hunter call me back baby
physics kinda wack lately, ah~

lets play some bubblegum simulator
playin faste cuz i am such a hater
heard fly was wreslting with a gator
you're a traitor yuh

i got hiv from macify
luckily i survived
shout out fuckin petmice
aint do shit gon free my guys
caught a body on arcane twice
purppledragon stole fortnite

im 3n and youre crookedside
i just made a joi
u ain gon go out tonight
0y0 does my body right
sip dasani outside

yeah im strapped up with the strafers
thought u got ur skill up then u fucking cratered
morigan a billionaire he gon pay you later
shout out brix, he just made me gayer
nice flicks, but it dont make you straighter

she think she lucky i got luck 2
i could never love you
who tf is 8ytecode
wtf does he do

chat mods got me pissed off
never in the right mood
sub gon throw it back soon
he could do a re-do
u joined the styles discord
heard ur going trans soon

no hate
sorry if im strange
shawty so bad she got me halfsideways
s only no a 
ur insane said shoutout sinsane

bitch u autistic
money and some riches
sorry if i smoke dope
bitch im counting bitches
no shit! i just got to lickin
lickin ah~ 

LUCK2 (prod. xantosbeatz)

THEFATCATE EMOTIONAL BRAZILLIAN FUNK PHONK JERSEY CLUB REMIX GOONCORE SIGMA EDIT (RSURF GOONETTE EDITION)

i just stole a cate record and it was fuckin light work
sub be off a rhino pill i think that he might twerk
unsec kinda tight when i stick it in it might hurt
thisguy think he up but he built just like fred durst

built like tillers baby momma
bullets getting doxxed over fuckin rsurf drama 
hacks got employed but he aint make a single comma
bricks kinda built like obama

aestros got a girl but she kinda a minor
and i aint talkin m1ners
bullet got a boy and he's definitely a minor
i guess the younger the finer

sippin on the wok big strafes when we pull out
rito got the glock big gains when we roll out
i aint know how to play till y mia showed how
all you fuckers old now

alex is my girl
think i might hurl
you a sweat and i aint talking earl

wrist game curl
diamonds and pearls
rsurf on the chromebook got a referral

bitch those aint turnbinds, thats a twirl
case u aint heard bitch baros a girl
i just had sex with a squirrel 
it gobbled my nuts up

big strap big glock for a big back
fell for the rage bait got you a bit mad
optic fuck you i heard you a big man
think im turnin a bit trans

i just stole a cate record and it was fuckin light work
sub be off a rhino pill i think that he might twerk
unsec kinda tight when i stick it in it might hurt
thisguy think he up but he built just like fred durst

that's how all yall sound to me
how come when i join a private yall clownin me
how come when i go to sleep i dream of yall poundin me
rank 14 why none of yall proud of me

piranha  
dolce and gabbana
could improve my times but bitch i dont wanna 

gold llama
bitch i wanna flaunt ya
kreaken off a perc in the bahamas 

show me what them flicks do
you a fuckin newgen ik u got ricks dude
cate sold his house for a couple egirl nudes
just talked to wolfie i think that i got groomed

liquid water i heard you bumping sematary 
my two twin glocks spit bullets that fly that fairies
i heard you took a shower and described the experience as scary
you're fucking kidneys i'm a cat if it was a blueberry

get back on beat bitch
i can't talk to anton cuz i am squeamish 
fiveman do you want a girlfriend i could be it
even though you alcoholic 

and mad meet you where you're at
big ass ass and it's right below my back
thats facts i know you attached
big ass hips i was born to be a trap

FOURMAN2 FEAT. STRAFEYBOYZ (prod. hbkbrando)

im not trying to ruin your runs
wrist as red as my gauge, and the records been done
and theres this map that i cant comp cuz im too dumb 
and im never strafing right so im too stuck 
if you see me out in sinsane i might say hi
but if you meet me out in rookie im a talkative guy
maybe well mic up over ebeef some time
and ive never comped trumpwall so it might be nice
but i cant take these new gens oh jeez
its like their obs is always clipping me 
and if my maps kinda ass theyll reject it on stream 
always get embarrassed when they spectate me
when they spectate

next day im talking to toe
blocking cate its his fault
my skills the worst ever told
ill be this rank till im old
i choose a map out the publics im sick of playing those
think about old physics when my ramps felt good
i rocked the vote in a public
dont wanna play at all i wonder whats it all for
is this the game i adored no pr i cant afford
an unreleased map a new trail or a funny surf board
i think im just getting bored

Nope your too late i already rtved

said my record crazy bitch aint nothin crazy bout it
said he gettin better now still run laps around him
took his record last night left that boy astounded
think that eagle might be tight imma get to pounding

u shld mind ur manners bitch im talkin bout the surfer
i just made a million dollars then i hopped the fuckin server
said u shld tell ur girl to run cuz i dont wanna hurt her
got bld again that account was just a burner

heard farrell called the cops over a small domestic
hangin out with bullet yeah ur sure to get molested
said z0x can be real crazy man dont fuck around and test him
heard this nn askin for a friend i fucked around and blessed him

i said bubba thats okay
made a million a day
66 ssj
got yo penis in a cage

yeah twisty you a beta just like fly trials
i wanna mate you in like five styles
crossin the boarder to meet your egirl thats bad miles
clean ur fuckin room bitch dirty clothes in nine piles

smoke a pack of cigarettes i just ashed a ton feel like buzzzed
caught me playing on tap tryna get the fuckin huzz
yr annoying like strafing up a truss thats rough
caught tony jackin off while listening to dean blunts

i feel like phueno
money in my pockets got me walkin with a caneo
that shit was lame bro
he said hes friends with quat ...ok bro

noskinn on my body got me feeling like im mongoose
hopped off for a minute made myself a really nice noose
i just made that bitch run with my drumman22s
then i popped a fuckin perc and some supermushrooms 

i met my best friend in pathway ii
imma quit and join the police just like drew

i said jeremy please just fuckin stare me
if he talkin shit imma end his life sterily
please dont call the mods youre scarin me
got some longpockets lazy fuckin larrily oh~

if i had a nickel for every black surfer id have three
that doesn't count gamerofrobloxd
spinnin on the block with a glock from shien
jinko so bad got me feeling bricky

u shld mind ur manners bitch im talkin bout the surfer
i just made a million dollars then i hopped the fuckin server
said u shld tell ur girl to run cuz i dont wanna hurt her
got bld again that account was just a burner fuck

MIND YOUR MANNERS (Prod. Fukk2Beatz, n3sstro)

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[+_↓ TRACKLIST ↓_+]

Knocked Loose - Blinding Faith (DEATH CODE & OMNI Remix)
Blinded Theory - Trickster
CHOPPAZ - Run
Transforma & Xylym - It Came From The Dark
LOCKED CLUB - Закрой свой рот ебучий [snitch remix]
skrillex, hamdi, taichu & offaiah - push (chosename bootleg)
Fisher - Losing It (sportmode rmx)
JPKy - kickstrt
Lookas - Where's Your Head At (Lookas Remix)
BADVOID x PERSONA NON GRATA - KEEP IT HARDCORE (Dr.Ushuu Remix)
Water Spirit - BODY STATIC (feat. tracey brakes)
PHASEONE - PULSE w/ BANKS ARCADE
rSUN - Fake Like That
Transforma - Do Or Die
Nitepunk - Too Hot To Touch (RAZRWAV REMIX)
Vazteria X - Samurai (SVD KID Remix)


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