Every rat is still hunger for life of a rat. Just like Django never ate a rat poisoning but Remy saves his dad life, instead of eating a garbage.


NOTE: The last song is posthumously performed by Tony Bennett.

This broadway musical belongs to Disney & Pixar.


CREDITS:

Music & Lyrics by Gabbi Bolt
Produced by Andrea Cosgrove
Performed by Tony Bennett (Django)


LYRICS:

DJANGO:
Don't waste your whiskers on dreaming
Try to see life as I do
Take in the smell of it steaming
This wonderful dump here in front of you

Trash is our treasure
It's all that we need
Why ask for better?
When we're comfortably
Finding the good in the garbage, the gold in the gruel
One human's trash is another rat's fuel
And you there, young Remy, are yet to find out
That that's what the life of a rat's all about

Even I won't deny your ambition
Your powerful snout is your drive
So listen to my proposition
Use that sensitive snooter to keep us alive

Trash is our nature
It's all that we want
Take it from me, I'm your confidant
Finding the pièce de résistance
Among us the cesspit
I don't understand who could want more than this
How free you will feel when you finally find out
That's what the life of a rat's all about

So keep your nose up and tread lightly
We don't want to be caught unawares
We take what is ours when we want it
It's not stealing if nobody knows you're there

Trash is our birthright
It's all that we are
Why be downhearted when we're better off
Finding the good in the garbage
The ripe in the rot
The decaying garnish is our cherry on top

There's no chance of failure
There's no room for doubt
Cause that's what the life of a rat's
That's what the life of a rat's
That's what the life of a rat's all about!

Trash Is Our Treasure | Disney•Pixar's Ratatouille Original Song

Here are the opening song from Disney & Pixars's Ratatouille featuring ANRI Arcane from Synth V.


This broadway musical belongs to Disney & Pixar.


CREDITS:

Music & Lyrics by Emily Jacobsen & Daniel Mertzlufft
Arranged by Ellyse Moir
Produced by Andrea Cosgrove
Performed by ANRI Arcane


LYRICS:

Remy, the ratatouille
The rat of all my dreams
I praise you, my ratatouille
May the world remember
Your name

ANRI Arcane - Ode to Remy (Remy the Ratatouille) | Disney•Pixar's Ratatouille Original Song

Here's what Gusteau says. "Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great."


This broadway musical belongs to Disney & Pixar.


CREDITS:
Music & Lyrics by Kevin Chamberlin
Additional Material by Daniel Mertzlufft
Produced by Andrea Cosgrove
Performed by Patton Oswalt (Remy) & Frimomen (Gusteau)


LYRICS:

REMY (spoken):
There's a lot of places I could start.
The time my dad almost died of rat poisoning and I saved his life.
The time the old human lady went tat-a-tat with my brother and me.
Quelle horreur!
Yeah, the world isn't a great place for rats.
So maybe we should start with something a little more positive.
The man who inspired me to go beyond what the world expects of rats.
The man who thinks anyone can be great.
The best chef in Paris.
That means the best in the world.
Chef Auguste Gusteau!

GUSTEAU:
Anyone can cook
Anyone can cook
All you have to do is look inside yourself
Anyone can cook
You could even write a book
It could sit right next to mine there on the shelf

Don't let a soul try to tell you how to broil or braise
A casserole can be droll,
But if you want to amaze
Try some wine, it's divine,
When it's time to deglaze!
'Cause anyone can have some fun
and anyone can cook

Ah, anyone can cook
Bon appetit!

REMY (spoken):
Watching that commercial changed my life!

REMY & ENSEMBLE:
It's a simple little motto but it lit a spark in me
And it led to an adventure in a restaurant in Paris
Steering a cook to boil a pot
Not that I'm trying to spoil the plot
(Not Remy, not Remy the rat)
If you're looking for a one-rat show,
Then this would not be it
My tale is pro rata so the billing will be split
Presenting this ensemble at my side
The characters you'll meet along our wild ride
Here we have Linguini, he's a cook without a clue
Fiery Colette will help him learn a thing or two
Chef Skinner is a sneak,
And Ego writes critique
Let's get to the rats
I love my goofy brother,
But Emile is not a foodie
And when I mention cooking,
It just makes my father moody
But all I needed to change the world
Was a chance to cook (to dance)

ENSEMBLE:
Rat-ical songs for rat-ical rats
Rat-ical songs for rat-ical rats

REMY (spoken):
So you see, my story is about working together,
following your dreams and letting the little guy talk.
Or sing. It might be a bit large for a rat but I think I can do it.
I think. No, I know. Chef Gusteau said it himself.

GUSTEAU & ENSEMBLE:
Anyone can cook
Anyone can cook
You can do it all you have to do is try
Anyone can cook
Food will come to those who cook
If you will it, you can grill it, boil or fry
If you believe in yourself, there's not a thing you can't do
Put some stock in your future, and then simmer that stew
Coq a vin in the pan, try some wine, it's divine
Put your game to the frame, because anyone can have some fun
And anyone can cook!

Anyone Can Cook | Disney•Pixar's Ratatouille Original Song

You know what Gusteau said? "Anyone can cook." It's right here in his book.

This broadway musical belongs to Disney & Pixar.


CREDITS:
Music & Lyrics by Nathan Fosbinder
Produced by Andrea Cosgrove
Performed by Timothée Chalamet (Linguini)


LYRICS:

LINGUINI:
Anyone can cook
Isn't that what Gusteau said?
Just take a look, it's the name of his book
Those three words that everyone's read

There it is!
Anyone can cook, this I guarantee
And though I can't cook yet
I can do it with you helping me

(spoken)
Come on little chef! I know it sounds crazy, maybe it is crazy!
But I really think you and me, we could make a serious team.
Together! Here, just, just, hide in my hat?
Well, I know you might get a little claustrophobic but,
I'll take care of you.
You'll always be looking over me

(singing)
Stranger things have happenеd
There's a miracle somеwhere every day
You could make one happen
Come on, little chef, you know what they say

Anyone can cook
If they have the perfect guide
But in this case
We also have to find a place
For that tiny guide to hide
But still! Hey!
Anyone can cook, this I guarantee
And though I can't cook yet
I'd take a bet
That I can cook
With you helping me
With you helping me
With you helping me

Anyone Can Cook (Reprise) | Disney•Pixar's Ratatouille Original Song

Have you ever wonder if there was a rat lives in Paris, but he had to fix that soup instead. But as a chef, he did the best cook in Paris. Here are the song about himself as Remy was a rat of all of his dreams.


This broadway musical belongs to Disney & Pixar.


CREDITS:

Music by Daniel Mertzlufft
Lyrics by Kate Leonard
Produced by Andrea Cosgrove
Performed by Patton Oswalt (Remy)


LYRICS:

REMY:
Am I really at Gusteau's?
Can it actually be?
I was looking for a sign and got a 20-foot marquee

I've been dreaming of a life
Where I'm not just getting by
So now that I'm here I'm aiming high
I'll boil and broil and fry
'Til my name's the one in the sky

Paris, I hope you're ready for Remy's haute cuisine
With service and presentation like no one's ever seen
This epicure in miniature will set your hearts aflame
And the world will remember my name

REMY (spoken):
Linguini knocked over Skinner's gourmet soup and ruined everything.
He tried to fix it, but Linguini was a terrible cook.

GUSTEAU (spoken):
Go down there and fix it!

REMY (spoken):
So I did.

REMY:
Hear the clang of copper pots
Take a whiff of that mirepoix
See the final sprig of tarragon that makes the big ta-da!
This is where I'm meant to be
This is what I must pursue
So I won't let a narrow-minded view
Determine what vermin can do
Look out 'cause this rat's coming through

Oh Paris, I hope you're ready for Remy's restaurant
With style and innovation that's truly au currant
This rodentine nouvelle cuisine is gonna change the game
And the world will remember my name

I'll wow all my guests with the dishes I'm trying
Not writing new rules, merely rat-ifying
From maillard reactions to flavor extractions
I'll prove what I knew all along
I can be special
A rat can be special
My family was wrong

Paris, I hope you're ready for Remy on the rise
With passion and perseverance surprising for his size
This gastronome is finally home and ready to proclaim
That the world will remember my name

Remember My Name | Disney•Pixar's Ratatouille Original Song

Devious gluten ep

It goes without saying but no music maker or AI.  I posted a rough draft, here's a more finished version. I wanted to post this for Pride month, so I went ahead and posted what i had. One more vocal track to go.
I have been listening to and liking all these great new songs, very soon I will sit down and take some time to comment, I promise. Thank you all for your encouragement. this one is kind of preachy but also trippy and kind of fun..

I'm not done with mixing, any constructive comments are greatly appreciated! 

If there’s one thing that you must do
Be yourself and let the light shine through
It’s time stand up tall and proud
Don’t let the bad times bring you down

If it feels like your broken heart won’t mend
When  all seems lost you’ll find your strength within

Take a look at the world around you
it’s your life and it’s finally found you
now it feels like you are not alone
And it feels like you’ve come home
 
See the people walking hand in hand
It’s time for  celebration in this land

We all come from the stars
We all are who you are
We were born to shine
We were born to live our life
We  were born to find our happiness where you might

this love it makes me high
As we float across the sky 
Now we Hold your heads up high
And together we will rise

(cue self indulgent fade out)

We Come From Stars (Pride '25)

Lyrics
It’s Lori V, the cult queen supreme,
Got visions, prophecies, and a Doomsday dream.
You’re just a therapist with a fake degree,
Who tortured some kids and blamed “energy.”

I saw zombies, you saw “connection breaks,”
I had Chad, you had Tupperware flakes.
You taught Ruby how to starve with flair —
Girl, I’d’ve hired you if I still had a care.

I wore lipstick to court, did my hair like a saint,
You wore smug and judgment — girl, that ain’t quaint.
You preach distortion? Nah, you preach control.
You’re just Dr. Gaslight with a Jesus scroll.


---

JODI HILDEBRANDT:

Lori, Lori, with your Lifetime plot,
You killed your kids and still think you’re hot.
You talked to spirits, I talked to moms,
But we both had followers eating our psalms.

You’re a Walmart Jezebel, drama and doom,
Thought the veil was thin — turns out, it was your room.
You said “They’re dark,” like some bad YA,
I said “They lack truth” — then took lunch away.

You married a prophet, I made kids confess,
We both wore masks, but I cleaned my mess.
You left a trail of graves and lies,
I left kids with trauma in their eyes.


---

LORI:

You’re a Karen in a lab coat, thirsty for fame,
I’m a biblical baddie with a courtroom name.
You used shame like a wrench, twisted and tight,
I used “light” to justify my night.

We both got locked, now ain’t that rich?
But I had a cult, you’re just a bitch.
You “taught principles” by causing fear,
I just tuned out and let Chad steer.


---

JODI:

You’re right — you tuned out, like a Netflix flick,
While I rewired brains with a shame-shaped stick.
You hid behind Chad like a damsel possessed,
I fronted my madness — still not impressed.

You danced with devils, I filmed the fall,
But now we both stare at the same cell wall.
From drama queens to felon fame,
We turned parenting advice into a flame.


---

Now we battle from behind this gate,
Two fallen stars in a twisted fate.
From prepper visions to therapy lies,
We conned the world with our holy disguise.


Delusional Divas_ Lori Vallow vs Jodi Hildebrandt

Steve's Lava Chicken but as a broadway song.

Notice us Jennifer Simard! This week we deep dive Sister Act - and we tangent like crazy. So if you like nuns, dislike gingers, and love a tangent (Grease!) this episode is for you!

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DSLP #175 - The Ginger Nun

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VSynth Producer / Cover Artist

My lost archive is here.

Thank you for taking the time to listen,  please 'like' my work if you are so inclined, and please comment, I do this by myself, so I appreciate all feedback..
It goes without saying, but no AI or Music Maker here, I'm responsible for every chord, melody and word, mix and master, for better or worse! (I do use VST's and samples)

Thank you all for listening and your incredible comments, I appreciate them all

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