I wrote this swingalong-type song in tribute to my music-radio 'sister' and bruv aka Medline and Emmy.

Bruva From Anuva Muva

Oi... Oi... Oi... Oi...

Oi... Bruv
Oi... Proper lad
Innit..., innit...

Oi, you all right, fam? Them sweatpants sittin’ proper drip, innit 
Mad.. tease, bruv.

Me? You’re one to talk, lad. That bulge of yours, fam —sweaty and ready, innit.

Haha, go on, then, bruv. Don't be shy lad. Gotta let a lad admire that. Proper chav meat, innit?

Swear, bruv, you make me want it bad. Them sweats don’t hide nuffin, innit’.
Big lad energy, proper hard and willin.

Feel that heat, bruv, go on—take it out, yeah?

“You ain’t ready, lad. Thick, hairy... built to burst. 

Balls sweaty from the grind, but I ain’t holding back.

Nah, gimme that, bruv. Your chav nob's lush, innit? 
Sits there all hard just beggin’ for it.”

Pull it down, lad. Me sweatpants ‘round me ankles.

Haha, all right, innit? Bruv, That’s mad lit chav energy.


Oi... Bruv, Oi... Proper lads, Innit..., innit...

Oi, bruv, ain’t no denying it—your print’s pushing hard 
like it wants to say hello. Them sweatpants are doing bits, fam.

You’re makin’ me buzz, swear on me mum. Been thinkin’ ‘bout your fit joggers for time, innit.

Bet you have, lad. Go on... gimme a proper feel, yeah? this—hard all over and proper loaded.

Got that chav drip, bruv—already leaking, innit. Give it a squeeze then, let me feel that thick can.

“yeah... thick in your hand, innit Them sweaty chav balls, proper weighty. innit
Bet yours’ll fill a lad’s mouth easy, bruv.

Only one way to find out, bruv. Get yer face close, yeah? ‘fore we start smashing... want you tasting every bit.

Oi... Bruv, Oi... Proper lads, Innit..., innit...

Oi, innit, get ‘em sweats off—want it bare, fam. Gonna work every inch of your chav nob, yeah.

Haha, lad, I ain’t stopping ‘til your drip’s painting me mug proper.

Get closer, bruv. Feel me tongue on that, yeah? Lickin’ all down, yer sweaty line—can taste you already.
Don’t stop, fam—Im about to pop, swear!

Them thick, warm loads, all over yer cheeks. Proper splashed, bruv!

Drenched, lad! F**kin’ lush, innit? no holds barred.

F**kin’ hell, bruv! You’re spilling out... Thick, hot streams all over yer cheeks. 

Mad lit that. Splashin’ like proper legends, innit.

Covered me proper, lad. Now for you—swear me nobs ready to burst. 
Gonna give you everything, yeah?

F**kin’ yes, bruv! Feel that rush—proper chav loads, dripping, both of us . 

Oi... Bruv, Oi... Proper lads, Innit..., innit...

Finished like kings, innit? 
Proper soaking, chav style. Lit that...Proper chav.


Oi innit (proper chav splash) [V2]

(Written by Andreas Norlén)

Oi,  bruv, Oi, lad, 
Oi, Oi, Chav lad,
now we’ve smashed it .... 
let’s end this with a proper bangar, yeah? 

To all me bruvs, listen up. 
This is your anthem, your legacy
This ain’t just music, bruv, nah
It’s a call to arms, ya feel me? 
Pure, chav, dominance
No apologies, fam.
Chav lads are the realest, innit?
We’re the lads who keep it thick

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)

Chav Lad for life, bruv.
Oi, lad, Proper Chav lad
now we’ve smashed it .... 
Let’s end this, yeah
with a proper bangar, innit? 

Remember this lads, 
We’re more than a vibe, innit? 
We’re a movement, fam. 
Thick dicks, thick loyalty, innit? 
And always, always, rep your lads. 
‘Cause at the end of the day, fam
There’s nothin’ stronger,  nothin’ more fire
than the bond of the chav lads, innit.



Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Chav Lad for life, bruv.
Oi, bruv, Oi, lad,
Proper Chav lad
Now we’ve smashed it
Let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

This is for the lads who stand together, 
The chav Lads got each other’s backs, 
And who always keep it thirst-worthy.
Get them nobs out, thick as  cans, innit?
Splash your bruvs in that chav lad drip 
Fick drive, innit, Fick nobs, innit?
Fick nobs bruv, chav lads bring it all
and then some, innit? 

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Chav Lad for life .... bruv.

Oi, bruv, Oi, lad, Proper Chav lad
Now we’ve smashed it 
Let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Let the streets know who’s runnin’ it
who’s ownin’ it, 
who’s reppin’ the estates, innit?
Who’s boss, innit?

Bring them nobs, innit?
Bring them nobs, innit?
Smash your bruvs... innit
Splåsh your bruvs... innit
Wreck that arse innit. 

flex hard ....innit? 
love harder .... innit? 
Stay fresh .... innit? 
stay chav .... innit? 


Bring them nobs, innit?
Bring them nobs, innit?
Smash your bruvs... innit
Splåsh your bruvs... innit
Wreck that arse innit. 

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Chav Lad for life, bruv.

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Oi, bruv, that nob, innit?
You got me proper firsty for it lad
Proper Chav lad that, innit?
Now we’ve smashed it 
let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Stay lit innit, stay chav innitt
Chav Lad for life forever.


Oi, bruv, that nob, innit?
You got me proper firsty for it lad
Proper Chav lad that, innit?
Now we’ve smashed it 
let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Stay lit innit, stay chav innitt
Chav Lad for life forever.


Chav Lad Manifesto Pt.2 [Sesh Mix]

(Written by Andreas Norlén)

Oi,  bruv, Oi, lad, 
Oi, Oi, Chav lad,
now we’ve smashed it .... 
let’s end this with a proper bangar, yeah? 

To all me bruvs, listen up. 
This is your anthem, your legacy
This ain’t just music, bruv, nah
It’s a call to arms, ya feel me? 
Pure, chav, dominance
No apologies, fam.
Chav lads are the realest, innit?
We’re the lads who keep it thick

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)

Chav Lad for life, bruv.
Oi, lad, Proper Chav lad
now we’ve smashed it .... 
Let’s end this, yeah
with a proper bangar, innit? 

Remember this lads, 
We’re more than a vibe, innit? 
We’re a movement, fam. 
Thick dicks, thick loyalty, innit? 
And always, always, rep your lads. 
‘Cause at the end of the day, fam
There’s nothin’ stronger,  nothin’ more fire
than the bond of the chav lads, innit.



Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Chav Lad for life, bruv.
Oi, bruv, Oi, lad,
Proper Chav lad
Now we’ve smashed it
Let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

This is for the lads who stand together, 
The chav Lads got each other’s backs, 
And who always keep it thirst-worthy.
Get them nobs out, thick as  cans, innit?
Splash your bruvs in that chav lad drip 
Fick drive, innit, Fick nobs, innit?
Fick nobs bruv, chav lads bring it all
and then some, innit? 

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Chav Lad for life .... bruv.

Oi, bruv, Oi, lad, Proper Chav lad
Now we’ve smashed it 
Let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Let the streets know who’s runnin’ it
who’s ownin’ it, 
who’s reppin’ the estates, innit?
Who’s boss, innit?

Bring them nobs, innit?
Bring them nobs, innit?
Smash your bruvs... innit
Splåsh your bruvs... innit
Wreck that arse innit. 

flex hard ....innit? 
love harder .... innit? 
Stay fresh .... innit? 
stay chav .... innit? 


Bring them nobs, innit?
Bring them nobs, innit?
Smash your bruvs... innit
Splåsh your bruvs... innit
Wreck that arse innit. 

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Chav Lad for life, bruv.

Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy. 
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
Always bringin’ that big nob energy.
(Long live the Chav Lad for life)
 
Oi, bruv, that nob, innit?
You got me proper firsty for it lad
Proper Chav lad that, innit?
Now we’ve smashed it 
let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Stay lit innit, stay chav innitt
Chav Lad for life forever.


Oi, bruv, that nob, innit?
You got me proper firsty for it lad
Proper Chav lad that, innit?
Now we’ve smashed it 
let’s end this, yeah
With a proper bangar, innit? 

Stay lit innit, stay chav innitt
Chav Lad for life forever.

Chav Lad Manifesto Pt.2 [Bash Mix]

Chav Lad Manifesto Pt.2 [Rave Mix]

(Written by Andreas Norlén)

Oi, bruv, you know what it is, innit?
Been ridin’ together thru thick and thin, innit?
From them cheeky smiles bruv to those almond eyes, lad
Can’t deny it, every moment, we’re lockin’ in, innit?

Oi, bruv, dat dark ash blond trim so tight,
Proper fresh fade, top messy, shinin’ light.
His eyes, bruv, like pools of stormy grey,
Playful yet deep, He´ll take your breath away.

They’re sharp, bruv, fit edges like a blade,
Eyes tellin’ secrets, no words ever made.
That cheeky smile, bruv, lip curves so sly, 
Got me thirsting’ bad, bruv, Can’t even deny. 

Almond eyes, bruv, got me feelin' bare,
Every glarnce He shoot bruv, I swear,
With every look, lad, feel the heat rise.
lost in his eyes, bruv, Im tellin no lies.

Almond eyes, bruv, can’t help but stare
Warmth in them eyes, cheeky with care,
Every look pulls me in, lad, hes so wise
Hes got me hooked, Im lost in his eyes, 

He got them Almond eyes, bruv
got them Almond eyes, lad, 
Almond eyes, bruv, his every glance
That irresistible charm, I'm in a trance.

Almond eyes, 
Almond eyes,
Almond eyes.

His nose, perfect straight lines, winnin’,
Angels sharp, like proper chav lad, innit.
Them cheekbones cuttin’ thru the mist,
A jaw so clean, bruv, impossible to resist.

Oi, every word he speaks pulls ya right in,
His lips, masculine but lush, they’re invitin’.
Them mews, bruv, soft yet strong, please,
Got me longin’, lovin’, beggin’, they tease.

Almond eyes, bruv, got me feelin' bare,
Every glarnce he shoots, bruv, I swear,
With every look, lad, feel the heat rise.
lost in his eyes, bruv, Im tellin no lies.

Almond eyes, bruv, can’t help but stare
Warmth in them eyes, cheeky with care,
Every look pulls me in, lad, hes so wise
Hes got me hooked, Im lost in his eyes, 

He got them Almond eyes, bruv
got them Almond eyes, lad, 
Almond eyes, bruv, his every glance
That irresistible charm, I'm in a trance.

Almond eyes, 
Almond eyes,
Almond eyes.

Oi, bruv, His brows, thick, dark blond, so fit,
Masculine arches, bruv, purfection, can’t quit.
Them lashes long, they got that chav spark,
Eyes grey like the skies lit just before dark.

Oi, them almond eyes, bruv, sharp yet sweet,
Charming smile, dimples, hearts skip a beat.
That body’s sculpted, perfect, clean an’ fit,
And that nob, bruv, dat swingin’, proper legit. 
innit

Almond eyes, bruv, got me feelin' bare,
Every glarnce he shoots, bruv, I swear,
With every look, lad, feel the heat rise.
lost in his eyes, bruv, Im tellin no lies.

Almond eyes, bruv, can’t help but stare
Warmth in them eyes, cheeky with care,
Every look pulls me in, lad, hes so wise
Hes got me hooked, Im lost in his eyes, 

He got them Almond eyes, bruv
got them Almond eyes, lad, 
Almond eyes, bruv, his every glance
That irresistible charm, I'm in a trance.

Almond eyes, 
Almond eyes,
Almond eyes.

Oi, bruv,
You know what we’ve got, innit?
It’s more than just banter, 
it’s that bruv on bruv bond, innit?

Chavsexual vibes, lad, 
got me feelin’ it deep.
Bromantic, bruv, ...you and me, 
Ain’t nothin’ stronger than that, innit?


Almond Eyes [V2]

Almond Eyes [Acoustic summer vibes innit mix]

your best british bloke

BRUV ft. Kairo Keyz

UK Garage Mix Part 2

30th drop of the year 💎

we got another instrumental! i managed to get zenology and more roland stuff, this is the result of messing around with all my new vsts! 

you'll be hearing alot more of this stuff from me, i love making this

see you soon

all love 🙏🏼

day 26/31 ✅

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LATE NIGHT

CHEFWAMP, WEARY & VANDULL - BEEF WELLINGTON (EW REMIX)

🔊: ドリューさん

#140 #dubstep #Remix #beefwellington #dubden #ew #hiphop #rap #flow #uk #grime #underground #bass #experimental 

CHEFWAMP, WEARY & VANDULL - BEEF WELLINGTON (EW REMIX)

Dirty Palm - Bruv |  REMAKE

I wrote this one a long long time ago but I always knew it was a litty so I finally recorded it and here it is.

enjoy.

CHASE UR DREAMS !!!! - Lil Truth

a tribute to ali

episode 42 of LET HIM COOK by Eric Hamilton on diplo's revolution SiriusXM Channel 53.

Tracklist:Until The Morning (Extended Mix)
Redlight, Memphis LK - Cherry N Coke (Original Mix)
SWAMP BITCHES (YUNAGY EDIT)
Skrillex & Habstrakt - Chicken Soup (dokku Bootleg)
Badger - Don't Say I Didn't Warn Ya (Nicole)
Lash - Wearing My Rolex Dub [DEEPROT]
Joy Orbison - Flight FM (Zero's Brace Position Bootleg)
Aitch & Bou - Raving In The Studio - Submatic Remix
Mr_Postman_-_Riordan
BURT COPE - JIGSAW DUB
Yes Boone - Window 2 [Original Mix]
pinkpantheress_-_illegal_burt_cope_edit
Shella Verse (Dirty)
DARE DUB - Master (24-48)
07 We Were In Love - Disclosure
MASTER - Bet you didn't need AB MASTER_05
Navos - Believe Me (MJ Cole Remix)
Interupt - Moonlight (Extended Mix)
Cops & Robbers (Extended Mix)
MR HUDSON - WHITE LIES - RUSKOS EUPHORIA MIX
Hold On (feat. Amber Coffman)

LET HIM COOK 42

they censored me bruv

Angels

Im done with the music and the boxing. I’m on a new and much greater path but I’ll leave the songs here.

I sing and play my own songs and as a seasoned musician, I have performed regularly over time in bands, in a trio and as part of a duo. I have also performed as a solo artist. These days I am content to hear my songs on Deepstuff Radio, and on a number of other radio stations here and abroad. But that performing bug never goes away!!

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12/16/24 - New Detroit Flip
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Upcoming Releases:
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Upcoming Shows: 
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Recent Shows:
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I program direct all diplo radio, and help with his live sets. So if you're songs end on up SiriusXM, or played at a live show look no further. I DJ every Wednesday on LET HIM COOK diplo's revolution SiriusXM channel 53.

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