Bailalo Rocky x Bum Bum Tam Tam x El Motorcito (Suel Mashup)

April

This is podcast #12

I played this set @ DirtyBeatz Vol.3 on 14.03.25.
Was a proper fun night. Thx to everyone who joined :)

Enjoy listening 🖤

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Friede Freude Feierkuchen #12 Weissenberger @DirtyBeatz Vol 3

unemployment(feat.musono)

Leak Ebum

Flawda fns, out the O, big pimpin on fonem grave

O FLOW (ft. LYungin941)

Synthesizer Shenanegins

Thas my move doe

Here's a brand new song written for one of our most beloved billionaires ever! He is one of the worst human beings that has ever lived, in my opinion! He's not even an elected official yet he's destroying our country in huge chunks, hurting innocent children, vets, minorities, and the elderly. Taking a chainsaw to our way of life! This is a fun little parody of one of the most hated people in our lifetime. I will not make a video for this one, I think we've seen enough of his face! Charlie really plays a mean harmonica on this one too! There is some profanity in this song which I normally don't use but I couldn't help myself! Here's to the Chainsaw Boy!

“ELON MUSK"

I NEED JUSTICE, I NEED SHAME,
I NEED SOMEONE THAT I CAN BLAME,
WISH HIM WELL THEN THROW HIS DUMB ASS UNDER THE BUS,  
HEY I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
I’LL LEAVE THAT UP TO ELON MUSK,
              
I NEED WHISKEY, I NEED BEER,
NEED SOMEONE TO GET ME OUTTA HERE, 
GETTING TO THE POINT THAT I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I CAN TRUST,
HEY I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
I’LL LEAVE THAT UP TO ELON MUSK,

[LEAD] OK, CHAINSAW BOY!

I NEED WEED, I NEED GAS,
NEED THESE POLITICIANS TO KISS MY ASS,
HISTORY ALWAYS PROVES STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES,
HEY I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
I’LL LEAVE THAT UP TO ELON MUSK,
   
I NEED MONEY, I NEED LUCK,
NEED A LEADER THAT GIVES A F-F-F-F@#K, 
THERE’S JUST NO JUSTICE ANYMORE, HELL I GUESS THERE NEVER WAS,
HEY I AIN'T TRYIN' TO BE AN ASSHOLE,
I’LL LEAVE THAT UP TO ELON MUSK,
NO I AIN’T TRYIN' TO BE NO ASSHOLE,
THAT CROWN BELONGS TO ELON MUSK,
OUR NON-ELECTED ELON MUSK!

BY JIM VALDES © 2025

"ELON MUSK"

bum and ass

LYRICS IN DESCRIPTION

I created this song with the help of Udio. This is my fourth attempt at creating a song through Udio.

I wrote 92,5% of the lyrics to this song. The rest was co-written by me with the help of AI services (not Udio though). I purposely employed a lot of rhymes and double meanings in the lyrics.

Below are the lyrics:

It’s time for me to level with you,
And give the damned old Devil his due.
He promised, and catered, to my every whim,
Long gone are the days of staying in trim.
Temptation, oh, that weighty old matter,
My sins were handed to me on a platter.

I cling to his legs, I’m under his thumb,
Down to the dregs, to him I succumb.
The curse of idle hands, that’s my story told in sum,
Putting it plainly: I’m a fat and lazy bum.

I’m not like my twin, even if we’re close kin.
Though we’re both heavyset, there’s a spring in his step,
And he’s comfortable in his skin.
A wandering monk is he, bursting with smiles and glee.
But exercise, to me, is like sunlight to a flea,
So I’ll settle for two out of three.

I cling to his legs, I’m under his thumb,
Down to the dregs, to him I succumb.
The curse of idle hands, that’s my story told in sum,
Putting it plainly: I’m a fat and lazy bum.

Like Henry the Eighth, who lost his way, 
(A king led astray)
Mounting his horse took more than a day. 
A weighty existence, a crown that's absurd, 
In the echoes of history, my story's inferred.

An awful lot to lose, not just in terms of weight,
Concerned about my ability to enter Heaven’s gate.
Gluttony and sloth rained down on my parade,
And now my moral fibre is completely frayed.

I cling to his legs.
Down to the dregs.
Completely frayed.

I cling to his legs, I’m under his thumb,
Down to the dregs, to him I succumb.
The curse of idle hands, that’s my story told in sum,
Putting it plainly: I’m a fat and lazy bum.

On and on, the Holy Scriptures harp, 
About ravenous wolves, in impeccable sheep's garb.
Thugs with two mugs, all good Christians learn to shun,
But if I had two faces, I'd never wear this one!

I'm a fat and lazy bum, and I'm under his thumb.
The curse of idle hands, that’s my story told in sum.
An awful lot to lose, not just in terms of weight,
Concerned about my ability to enter Heaven’s gate.

The Fat Monk's Twin

https://www.reddit.com/user/Attemptbrah6806/ Just look at this autist (lowk more "artistic" but still)

Attemptbrah6806 Rap

deadVampz

VOMIT 3

Just an instrumental I made. Very much Angels and Airwaves inspired.

Siren Lights

Hi everybody, my name is Jim and I’m a songwriter, I've written over 300 songs, I play guitar, bass, piano, and am a pretty good lyricist.  I play all types of music and have my own recording studio.  I use no A.I. or DAW or any computers to make my songs, all the instruments are played by me live on a multitrack studio recorder and Charlie, my vocalist, sings most of my songs and also plays the Harmonica on several tracks. I'm not a pro or a great musician but I do what I can with the tools that I have! I belong to the "Keep Humans In Music Movement" (KHMM)! Thanks everyone for listening and the world needs more music now, real music made by HUMANS not MACHINES! So let's all sing a song with our own voices, please! If anyone wants to collaborate, I am more than willing to do so and help write music or lyrics with any artists here on SoundCloud! Take care!👍😎✌🏼.

we ganna make it out the trap w this one gng

The ultimate gigachud

Fugly, depressed, AuDHD, scoliosis bananaback motherfucker (11 degree Cobb angle), mentally ill, 6'2", muscle fat broad shouldered
 half black guy (girls hmu).

I am Dan.

My music is mainly fast paced, depressing yet empowering punk-rock. My main influences are Blink 182, Damien Rice, The Offspring, Jimmy Eat World, Slipknot, Rammstein and Alkaline Trio.

 I write and record my own music with Mixcraft.

My voice is not fantastic. I know this but you gotta do what you love. Hopefully someone out there can enjoy it too.

Thanks guys.

Dan (star night light)

i am a cat and i DO NOT play the saxophone

Hooks for heart and sole. 

I use Udio to create my own songs. Udio is capable of producing a vast array of musical styles, but I only create songs that I personally enjoy. The lyrics are either fully written by me, or co-written by me with some additional help from AI services (not Udio), after I’ve carefully defined what the song should be about, and written my own original lines for it. I strive to write as much as possible of the lyrics myself. In the description of each song you’ll find the lyrics, as well as information about whether the lyrics were fully written by me, or co-written with the help of AI.

https://linktr.ee/trusno39


Fuck the world and made my own galaxy !
 FMOT : @Greenlyte39 & IG : @truminati
EBK OFFICIAL VIDEO : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1TsI-6Rvo&list=LL&index=13

ALL MUSIC NOW ON ALL PLATFORMS 🚦🚦

Weissenberger combines techno with organic sounds and live instruments. His sound is deep but hard and highly danceable while his live act experiments with various forms of improvisation and sound design. With a background of classical music and jazz, weissenberger offers a fresh and dark live music experience. For techno afficionados.

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