Oswald's Revenge 2023 Old 60s Cartoon Freestyle Beat
BPM: 97 | Key: G

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Oswald's Revenge

pierwszy numer z cyklu metalfingera
metalfinger to wymyślona przeze mnie postać, chcę zrobić jeszcze co najmniej dwa kawałki, gdzie zostanie rozszerzona jego historia, ten numer to przedstawienie czempiona
 
tekst - ja
beat - Kcalb
m/m - ja

tekst:

[intro]
metalfinger
to wymyślona przeze mnie postać
jego cechą charakterystyczną są wielkie, metalowe dłonie, o wielkiej sile
przez to nie może normalnie funkcjonować
trochę przepierdolona sytuacja
ale chuj

[verse1]
zechciał złapać ją za rekę
kiedy byli na spacerze (ooh)
bo było romantycznie
i inne tam kurwa duperele (hah)
on poczuł chemię
i ona także poczuła miętę do niego
pomimo tego co nosił zamiast palców, ty już wiesz co (brzdęk metalu)
pokrywało jego wielką dłoń (TROYA)
ona nie wiedziała jaką wielką poza rozmiarem mierzyła moc
tamta łapa 
szybko zakumała kiedy dała mu buziaka (cmok)
a on zacisnął się mocno jak niedźwiedzia pułapka (dźwięk zamkniętej pułapki)
zaczęła płakać
naprzeciwko matka z małym dzieckiem
o kurwa prawie zemdlała w sumie 
co się dziwić
z dłoni wystawały kości, z palców prostowniki, ona wyła tak jak signer (laaaa)
to jest metalfinger 
nigdy nie miał żadnych kobiet (nie, nie)
przez przypadek koleżance z klasy zrobił lobotomię (Hahaha)
przy swoim porodzie zmienił w tatar matki drogi rodne
ale kurwa po wszystkim to nadal tylko człowiek nie? (nie.)
W dodatku młody, przed nim jeszcze spory kawał przyszłości historii złych i dobrych, 
od niego zależy
Czy będzie jak super villain (hahahaha), czy będzie dobry jak komiksowe znane i lubiane xmeny

[tu jakies tam przejscie cnie]
metalfinger (metalfiner)
to jest metal
metalfinger (metalfinger)

[verse2]
zaproszony na imprezę
b-day jedynego kumpla
postanowił cały wizerunek zmienić
śmiać się głośno, 
śmiać się z żartów
nawet tych, które w głębi duszy go bolą
posiąść odporność i atrakcyjność
głównie psychiczną
ale chuj w to poszedł
bo przy pierwszym żarcie
ze śmiechu pięścią jebnął w stołek
łamiąc na pół
to fatum
dla psiaków
które leżały pod stołem

żadnego strachu
czy hałasu
już wcale nie poczuły potem
o ja pierdole to okropne
szklanka na stole teraz widniała w malutkim oczodole
wnętrze drugiego kundla powoli zdobiło kafelki
metalfinger cały posrany spierdolił do łazienki

[outro]
i co potem?
ja wiem co jest potem, a wy?
chuj z wami skurwysyny
cos tam metalfinger nwm nwm

dawaj followa

metalfinger (prod. Kcalb)

"Return of the Sausages" by Mr.FLEN ft. Keir Starmer is a satirical, darkly humorous track inspired by recent political events and infamous gaffes. The song cleverly blends upbeat rhythms with biting commentary, using food-related metaphors and wordplay to draw parallels between political hostage situations and the absurdity of public life. This track delivers a unique blend of comedy and social critique, packaged in a hard-hitting, danceable beat that makes it perfect for fans of satirical music. The cover art takes the concept further, featuring cartoonish, Pixar-inspired sausage characters in a hostage scenario, surrounded by "Spitting Image"-style puppet captors, creating a thought-provoking yet humorous visual that captures the essence of this quirky, politically charged banger.

Return The Sausages

Beat Producer - @SuaveLee
Mixing and Mastering Producer - @Trilla5k
Art Cover - @Trilla5k

Lyrics:

Intro:

Phases to the bank 
Phases to the bank 

Bank bank bank 

Fuck gettin cake
I’m jus tryna chase 

Ay ay ay

Phases to the bank
Phases to the bank

Ay ay ay 

Phases to the back
Phases to the bank

Ay ay ay

Hook:

Fuck gettin cake
I ain’t tryna hate
tryna make a bank
Pull up with da tank
Finna make him faint
All pink

Pop The Cherry Fizz (Limited Edition Camo)
Shit You gettin hit
Awwww Shit
Better pop a kit
Before you get a kick
Aye!

Verse:

Dashin and swerlin 
To the bank
Super sonic i whip the race

You came second 
I came in first 
It’s a dash, it’s a burst

You’re to slow
Like an Android
Trape ah zoid (Josip on Deck)
Finna get unemployed

We playin warzone
Better get deployed
Im Markin the zone
We Pullin out dem AR’s

Verse 2:

Goin Fast in a dash
Gettin stash and cash
Phasin to dat cash
No fast, no dash

Escape City
I’m Slidin thrippy
I’m Hittin Fifty’s (I’m
Hittin Combos)
I’m Boostin Energy

Feellin like I’m shadow 
hittin you with da chaos
Causing a wreck 
I Just cause a chaos 

Niggas lackin
I’m Button mashin
Shadow The Hedgehog (We Bootin Up The PS2)
We Shootin dem up 

Verse 3:

Finna boost it up
And hit a dash
Hittin a chaos blast
leavin a rash

It’s the Black Doom
We Hit ‘em with da blast (Hit Em Da Chaos Blast)
Fast like the flash
I spin attack

It’s a highway zone
Im speeding though the map
I’m Runnin to fast
I’m gettin my cash (Tryna get dat S Rank)

Fuck is u sayin
I’m makin my ranks (I’m speaking Facts)
Made a S rank
I’m makin my banks 

It’s a adventure
I’m Lookin for stages
I Ain’t flippin pages 
I’m Tryna get Racin

Got all these flames
I’m blazin no racin (Blaze The Cat)
Passin lanes
I’m chasin and breakin

Sliver the Hedgehog 
I’m lifting the weights
I’m breakin the gates
Tryin get though the stage

Shadow the hedgehog
It’s a Radical Train
I’m fighting though sliver (Sonic 06)
I ain’t tryna get drained 

Outro:

I’m just tryin 
Phase to the bank
Countin Racks Yeahhh

Phasin through da island
Chaos Island (I’m Playin Sonic Frontiers)
It’s a blast yeahhh

Watch out
It’s a daze
Not a maze 
Playin Frontiers yeahhhh

I’m chasin dat cash
I’m phases through dat cash x3
Ayyyy

Phases to the bank (Prod. SuaveLee & Trilla5k)

Trilla5k - Switches (Prod. Buddha Vybez & Trilla5k)

Beat Producer - @buddhavybezprod
Mixing and Master Producer: @Trilla5k
Song Art Cover: @Trilla5k

Lyrics:

Switches (Prod. Buddha Vybez & Trilla5k)

Bloodbath

Spicy Chicken

Flashback

Radish Forever

Rotten Radish

Radish Roast

Beat Prod: Can't Remember (Instrumental Vid Taken Down)

Mix & Master: @Trilla5k & Aadil

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

hit em with da special beam (Piccolo 
finna go to philippines
zoomin though da special fiends (Ninja Gaiden)
pullin out da bane fiend

slashin like im genshin
dashin like a seabreeze
trainin like im rock lee (Naruto)
boutta go knock a flee

got a whole lotta ki (I’m Charging)
burnin like the human torch (Fantastic)
feelin like im super trunks (Trunks!)

hit em with da burnin attack (Oh!)
fuck a glitch im filpin stacks

heatin up da heat blast
hit u with da ki blast

resistin all da cold attacks
consistin with da flame attacks 
explosin all da heat bats 

Pause gotta relax
Switch up to Alien X (Ben 10)

Whole lotta attacks 
Deflectin all da beam attacks

(0:40) Hittin niggas up, death and taxes it’s a cyberpunk 

Thinkin like a cyberpunk
Pullin out the trunk unc

Jumpin in the bandit (I’m steering)
Pullin out the riskit 
Hittin dem crit it’s (critical)

Hittin flicks with da cocktail (Katana)
I’m a ninja can you tell
Lunar staff hit your tail

Ninja Gaiden, Pull out da dragon sword

Voice: (0:50)
Oooooooooooh Ha Ha Ha
I’m snappin on that shit man
I’m snappinnnn
I’m tellin you
I’m snappin
Hold up I’m going back

Verse 2: (0:55)
Superhuman strength
Finna make niggaz faint

Goin hard in the paint
Quit the hesitate

I’m goin insane
Im Feelin like I’m bane
Got venom in my veins
I’m speedin through lanes
I’m Keepin up the game
I got all the fame

I’m Batman of the city 
You can’t catch up with me

I’m hidin in Gotham city
To dark cannot see me

I’m a Expert cannot read me

Spying through the streets
I Got all the feats 

I’m just tryna hit
Niggaz can’t take a lick

Can’t take a kick
Hit a circle 
hit a kick 

Mortal Kombat I’m dodging
No flushin 
no cursin

Makin it worse
I’m Hittin a Glow Burst

Fuck who did it first
Who gonna hit it first

Playing a round
There’s a whole fucking timer

Hold up
Finna make you a goner

You ain’t gonna make a come up

Voice 2: (1:20)

Verse 3: (1:22)

Fuck a case
We playin G T A

Ridin to fast
It’s a fuckin race

Tunnel vision
I’m playin a mission (GTA 5)
No fixin

Feelin to tired
Finna be late

Oh no
I miss it

Mission failed
Red and black
and I miss it

Try again
finna go Swiss it
No switchin

Pull out da UZI
Finna go switch up
and shoot it up 

Red Dead Redemption 
I finna go whip it up

Verse 4: (1:36)

Finna go super saiyan
Finna go super saiyan 
Finna go super saiyan
Finna go super saiyan 
Finna go super saiyan
Finna go super saiyan 

Hit ‘em
With da 
Spirit
Blast

Verse 5: (1:43)

hit em with da special beam (Piccolo 
finna go to philippines
zoomin though da special fiends (Ninja Gaiden)
pullin out da bane fiend

slashin like im genshin
dashin like a seabreeze
trainin like im rock lee (Naruto)
boutta go knock a flee

got a whole lotta ki (I’m Charging)
Hold up boutta make a switch

Hit ‘em with da Destructo Disc

A target a hit or miss
Fuck it boutta make a diss

Playin Mario
Nintendo Switch

Mario kart
Racin to da finish line

Rainbow Road
Better keep it tight

Makin a turn
Boutta turn a right 

finna go speed run
Top of the leaderboards

Fuck it
Ima lead the race

Smashin stuff
Break the cage (2:00)

Actin Tuff
I’m Luke cage

I’m dashin
Finna make a daze

Shisui
The body flicker

Ninjutsu
The lighting blade

Genjutsu
You in da cage

Puttin you 
in a maze

Go ahead
And hit a faze

Trickshottin like
I’m in FaZe

Finna go insane

Hittin shots
With the DSR

PayDay (Prod. Trilla5k & Aadil)

Trilla5k - Vision (Prod. Zoowe & Nigel81)

Beat Producer - @thiszoowe
Mixing and Master Producer: @Trilla5k & @Nigel81
Song Art Cover: @Trilla5k

Lyrics:

Verse:

Finna go hit the mop
I ain’t going hit the mall

It’s a ball
Whip and fall
Hold on twin
Basketball

Shootin spree
Shootin shots
Killin Spree
Gettin Streaks

1911
Warzone

Prank Callin
Who u gonna call

Verse 2:

Gettin strapped up
I’m whippin the Glock

Hold on bruh
I’m holding the clock

Shattering Glasses
Breakin dimensions
Niggas Flexin
Finna buy me a mansion

Stop at a Par
I hit a golf

Over Yall
Ain’t Playin a Game

Duwap Kaine
I’m Sega Trappin
Super Sonic
I’m speedin thru traffic

Verse 3:

Im so Icy 
I’m Breakin thru iceeee

Shootin yo car
Finna flat ur tireee

Rollin The Dice
I’m Shinin the lighttttt

Takin ur rari
Aha Aha Sikeeee

You ain’t gonna get it
Stop so bein so niceeee

Whip out da towel
What you tryin hideeeee

Spinnin around
Tryin hit a trickshottt

Pull out da the DSR
Just hit a noscopeeee

Verse 4: (0:37)

Playin a mission
It’s a call of duty mission

Watch out
He finna go go go missin

It’s a shootout
Better quit quit quit dissin

No Bounty 
I ain’t gonna miss it

Laser Beamin
I’m the black Black vision

Marvel Rivals
I’m Selectin Storm

Lighting Storm
I’m swimmim thru the seas 

Team Ninja
I’m the Maker Of Games

Verse 5: (0:49)

Dead or alive
Finna snatch yo soul

Double Impact
Hit ‘em with da zack

Breath Smellin
Need ah tic tic tac

Pull out da the scope
I’m zoomin to fast

XMR
I’m zoomin through sand

Invasion
I’m Shootin dem shots

Domination
We playin a game mode

Killin pain’s
I’m poppin sage mode

Verse 6: (1:00)

Going over Saturn
Flyin thru a pattern

Sliver Surfer
Im speeding thru light

Finna travel
Finna book a flight 

Going thru cosmos
Going thru stars 

Far in the galaxy
Guardians of the galaxy

Starlord
hitting quads with da blaster

Sonic x Shadow
You’re a faker

Blastin thru the city
Sonic Generations

Verse 7: (1:12)

Playin thru the mission
I’m playin suspension

MW2
Got dem ops on lock

Special ops
Gettin a camo unlocked

Lookin nice
Got a shoe
From the locker

Footlocker
Finna go ahead and stock dem 

I’m the doomsday 
You cannot stop me

Feelin like Aizen
I am unstoppable

I’m immortal 
Til the end of my fate

Vision

Dave The Mess cooked up this freestyle for Louie Montana just five minutes after Louie told him, 'Don’t get me banned!' Quick, raw, and straight off the dome—made specifically for Louie’s stream and sent with love (and zero TOS violations).

He Said Don’t Get Banned… I Listened (Freestyle)

Music is not just an art form for me—it's a lifeline, a form of therapy that sees me through the highs and lows of life. Each track I create is a piece of my soul, translated into sound. It's in the depths of melodies and rhythms that I find solace, pouring my emotions and experiences into each note as a way to heal and understand myself better. My music is a diary of my journey, a reflection of the inner workings of my mind and heart. When you notice an influx of new tracks, it's a signal that I'm navigating through tougher times, seeking refuge and expression through my music. This direct channel from my innermost thoughts to your ears is what makes my music raw, real, and resonant. So, as you listen, know that you're not just experiencing a song, but a chapter of my life, a moment of catharsis, and a piece of my path to healing. My hope is that it may offer you the same comfort and escape it provides me.

Straight outta Portland with a pocket full of pain and punchlines. Dave the Mess is a brand-new voice in hip-hop, built from late nights, hard lessons, and too much Ramen. Raw, emotional, and a little unhinged—in the best way. If you’ve ever felt lost but still laughed anyway, welcome to the mess.

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