How do I link sounds to specific keys?
I just spent an hour scrubbing spray paint off my van. 
Do you have personal issues with snow blowers?
Is dating even real anymore?
There’s still time to get tickets for our Cranial Prolapse show.
Time waits for no man unless that man is Hainbach

She said we have trouble communicating
we are both shallow and two dimensional. 
I said something about how radar 
encampases three physical dimensions
as well as that of time, 
but the result is displayed 
on a small flat circular screen. 
She said I was missing her point, 
I asked where her point might be on a given y axis.
She said I was wearing two different colored socks.
I said so does Hainbach.

Why does saying “Rancho Cucamonga”
 make me laugh? 
I’m fortunate enough to have had a Big Mac 
while gazing at really big mountains. 
Isn’t it strange that people use disbelief 
to describe repulsion?
Does it really need to be so huge?
Is population age data
inverse to population suicide data?
The largest consumers of tobacco 
do not live near the largest producers of it.
and that is a shame.
The knowledge of these things is held by Hainbach.

Dark Ambience Album

WWHD What Would Hainbach Do 8 1 23

Synth looping on a four second tape loop mixed live on 4-track player while being sent through various effects.

Space Mix

I just changed the band name and URL. I'm not setting off in some radical new musical direction, though I'm leveling up a bit. I'm compiling a book based on the music and the descriptions of music I post here on Sound Cloud. Maybe that doesn't really clarify the reasoning for the change, but that's all I've got right now.

New tracks tagged #cassette loop