HARAJAKU

/// LETRA ///
Four knights crash the castle—king’s party goes awry,
Dark Wizard steals the mystic crystal, princesses cry. 
Red, Blue, Green, Orange mount their mounts to rescue fate,
Mace, sword, and magic flame—they smash through every gate.

Across grassland fields, through forests and the Cyclops lair,
Barbarian bosses, Conehead Groom—with medieval flair. 
Poison, ice, lightning spells—light up cartoon skies,
Animal Orbs beside them—quirky pets with stat surprise. 

They level up combos, juggle foes through the war's haze,
Boomerangs, bombs, horns unlock hidden secret ways. 
From Medusa’s cave to Castle fights,
We shall rescue each princess, no kisses denied.

SMASH!
BASH!

Ride the crystal, rescue princess call,
Punch the wizard’s throne to fragments, see his empire fall.
Knights united, juggle hard, magic in the dash,
Join the chaos, bring your friends—we...

SMASH!
BASH!

From forest caves to lava’s blazing roar,
Collect pets, power spells, unlock secrets others ignore.
Puff your armor and it's charm, we're ready to crash
Chaos reigns and laughter reigns—this is Smash and Bash!

Green Princess captured twice—the Cyclops then Conehead groom,
Snow, lava, alien worlds—each zone another tomb.  (For them!!)
Relics found—compass, steering wheel, map to destiny’s gate,
Industrial Prince, Necromancer fights—no room to hesitate. 

Animal Orbs gathered—Chicken, Snoot, Burly Bear’s might,
Cardinal reveals secret items, Install Ball beams light. 
Giraffey speeds your leveling, BiPolar mauls the downed,
Rammy knocks them flat—you’re the crashers crowned. 

Hidden gags and Easter eggs, Zelda triforce, R2‑D2 on the wall,
Clown princess finale floods screen with hearts, kitties, all. 
Four-player co‑op fun: local couch or online ride,
Beat 'em up nostalgia, the knights will show you pride.

SMASH!
BASH!

Ride the crystal, rescue princess call,
Punch the wizard’s throne to fragments, see his empire fall.
Knights united, juggle hard, magic in the dash,
Join the chaos, bring your friends—we...

SMASH!
BASH!

From forest caves to lava’s blazing roar,
Collect pets, power spells, unlock secrets others ignore.
Puff your armor and it's charm, we're ready to crash
Chaos reigns and laughter reigns—this is Smash and Bash!

From Home Castle’s start to the Wizard’s final duel,
Battles with the Painter, Water cats and Fencer pool. 
You grind to level ninety-nine, insane mode locked in sight,
Unlock Hatty, Blacksmith knight—theatre and hammer unite. 

Ride the crystal home through barren wasteland trail,
Finally return to castle kisses—clown prank seals the tale. 
Have a beer with your friends as credits roll at last,
Raise your sword, tune the beat—The Castle crashed it fast!

SMASH!
BASH!

Ride the crystal, rescue princess call,
Punch the wizard’s throne to fragments, see his empire fall.
Knights united, juggle hard, magic in the dash,
Join the chaos, bring your friends—we...

SMASH!
BASH!

From forest caves to lava’s blazing roar,
Collect pets, power spells, unlock secrets others ignore.
Puff your armor and it's charm, we're ready to crash
Chaos reigns and laughter reigns—this is Smash and Bash!

Smash… crash… bash…
You've finally won, party up!

Smash and Bash - Castle Crashers [Bonus Track]

The Time Warrior game is a beat 'em up style game created during the Beginner's Game Jam 2025 on itch.io. (an almost playable version here: https://ilikestuf.itch.io/time-warrior) The art style and gameplay is very similar to Castle Crashers where you defeat rooms full of enemies and a boss fight at the end of each level. 

You are a warrior from another planet in the future, you crash landed on Earth and destroyed your ship! You found a time machine nearby, but it malfunctions when you attempt to go back to when you still had your ship and sends you back in time all the way to Ancient Egypt. The only way to get back to where you belong is to travel through the portals that open up after each boss is defeated. The final boss is a huge mech boss that used your broken ship parts as upgrades, you need to defeat that boss in order to rebuild your ship and get back home.

Medieval Level

Portal Ambience

Future Boss

Medieval Boss

Egypt Level

Egypt Boss

Menu / Credits

Future Level

Ai song maker just for fun. Lyrics by me, most of the time :P

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