Shake It Off (oo ii ii aa version)

(Verse 1)
Every mornin', I wake with dread,
To find my couch, it's nearly dead.
Little claws, a furry fiend,
My furniture, you've disavowed, I weened.
I bought you toys, a scratchin' post,
But my sofa, you love the most.

(Chorus)
Oh, you scratchin' demon, with eyes of green,
My velvet couch, a tragic scene.
I beg you, Mittens, please just stop,
Or I'll replace you with a mop!
My sanity, it's wearin' thin,
Just stop scratchin', and let me win!

(Verse 2)
I've tried sprayin', I've tried foil,
I even tried a coil,
Of sticky tape, a desperate plea,
But you just laugh, and scratch at me!
Meow, meow, you little beast,
My furniture's a damn deceased.

(Chorus)
Oh, you scratchin' demon, with eyes of green,
My velvet couch, a tragic scene.
I beg you, Mittens, please just stop,
Or I'll replace you with a mop!
My sanity, it's wearin' thin,
Just stop scratchin', and let me win!

(Bridge)
Why-y-y, why-y-y, do you gotta scratch?
My couch is ruined, a tattered patch.
I'm goin' crazy, it's understood,
You're worse than any neighborhood.
(Meow growl meow)

(Verse 3)
I'm tellin' you, no more of this,
My couch ain't meant for your abyss.
I'm gonna get a water spray,
And teach you how to calmly play.
You think you're cute, you think you're slick,
But my couch is gettin' really sick!

(Chorus)
Oh, you scratchin' demon, with eyes of green,
My velvet couch, a tragic scene.
I beg you, Mittens, please just stop,
Or I'll replace you with a mop!
My sanity, it's wearin' thin,
Just stop scratchin', and let me win!

(Outro)
No more scratchin', no more tears,
Just peaceful naps, and happy years...

Oh, You Scratchin Demon

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