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Eccentric Dramedy

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IN PURSUIT

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Whimsical and charming, this dramedy track combines eccentricity with moments of heartfelt drama.

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TURNSTYLES

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A delightful blend of whimsy and drama, this eccentric dramedy track is full of surprises.

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MISCHIEF

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Eccentricity meets emotion in this dramedy track, offering a playful yet poignant experience.

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FOXY

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Quirky and playful, this eccentric dramedy track collection dances between humor and drama with a whimsical touch.

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IN DEEP DOODOO

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Playful yet poignant, this eccentric dramedy track navigates through comedic and dramatic landscapes.

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ZOOTY FOOTWORK

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BANTER

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ONE UPMANSHIP

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HOODWINK

“Humour is the spice of life; it makes every day a little brighter and every burden a little lighter.”
Get silly with this fun and goofy waltz, or perhaps prank a peer? Let the music help you decide!

The Funny Bone Waltz

lyrics by: jimmy t. martin
music by: jimAI x Suno

***The lyrics and composition of this song are protected under U.S. copyright law. Unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution is prohibited***
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Lyrics:

Verse 1:

Woke up this morning
To my phone alarm
Tried to shut it off 
But couldn’t move my arm 

It feels heavy and weak 
And completely numb 
I never had this pain 
When I was young 

Pre chorus 1:
What the heck is goin on?
Why has everything gone wrong?

Chorus:
I remember the days
Always running around
Not a care in the world
Not a fear to be found

I never thought that gettin’ older 
would be the worst
Cuz now…
Everything hurts!

Verse 2:
I was cutting the grass
Had to randomly sneeze
Then out of the blue
My friggin’ back just seized

I crawled into my car
Drove to my PT
Then after an hour
Felt some minor relief

But later that night
As I laid in bed
My dog jumped up 
And landed on my head 

Pre chorus 2:
What the heck is goin on?
Why has everything gone wrong?

Chorus:
I remember the days
Always running around
Not a care in the world
Not a fear to be found

I never thought that gettin’ older 
would be the worst
Cuz now…
Everything hurts!

Bridge:
I ache when I rake 
Feel sore when I snore 
I just can’t take it anymore!

Chorus 
I remember the days
Always running around
Not a care in the world
Not a fear to be found

I never thought that gettin’ older 
would be the worst
Cuz now…
Everything hurts!

Outro:
Freakin’ everything hurts (so bad, so bad)
Freakin’ everything hurts (so bad, so bad)
Freakin’ everything hurts (so bad, so bad)
Freakin’ everything hurts

“Everything Hurts”

Get ready to laugh along with That’s How I Roll, a comedic take on life’s awkward moments and the art of playing off every slip, trip, and fumble. This song turns everyday stumbles like missed high fives and epic stair fails into a masterpiece of self confidence. With goofy lyrics and a cheeky nod to those classic “meant to do that” moments, this tune is a tribute to all of us just trying to play it cool. 😎

That's How I Roll

Crackhead Energy is an anthem for the unstoppable, mysterious strength that some seem to have naturally. This hilarious song dives into the legendary feats of "crackhead power" from hauling fridges on bikes to dragging couches down the street, while the rest of us struggle with the basics. If you've ever watched in awe, wondering where to get just a fraction of that superhuman ability, this song’s for you! 🎶💪

WE SAY NO TO (Most) DRµGS❗This song is about having the ultimate power of will, and out of the world talent, without the X420 negatives.

Crackhead Energy

[Verse1]
Donald rode into town with his cowboy hat,
Boots all shined, but oh, it ain't just that.
Folks ran for cover, they knew too well,
When ol' Don released, it brought a smell like Hell.

[Verse 2]
Saloon doors slammed, everyone ducked,
The town folks screamed, they were out of luck.
Cattle stampeded, horses fell fast,
A scent so fierce, it made strong men gasp.

[Chorus]
Air blast, oh no, here he comes again,
With a wind so foul, it'll drop you where you stand.
Air blast, get your gas masks on,
When Donny's in town, the fresh air is gone.

[Verse 3]
Noble wrestler, but a cuttin’ breeze,
Scared outlaws more than the sheriff's pleas.
Across the plains, that legend did fare,
Of a cowboy with a pungent flair.

[Verse 4]
Out on the prairie, not a soul would dare,
To ride near Donald, and breathe that air.
Coyotes howled, buzzards took flight,
As the deadly wind took hold that night.

[Chorus]
Air blast, oh no, here he comes again,
With a wind so foul, it'll drop you where you stand.
Air blast, get your gas masks on,
When Donny's in town, the fresh air is gone.

Air Blast

Capp’in Hooker

Yo hoe hoe its Antoin,
taking it all over the seven seas. 
Infamous for my suck-cess,
join my latest crew for fine booty plunder guarantees.

Cum aboard,
I’ll walk your plank. 
I’ve got a treasure map
that will be sure to empty your bank. 
I need the hardest, roughest pirates
to find this treasure. 
G marks my spot,
who says you can’t mix business and pleasure?



Once we’re done
I’ll have another shipwreck.  
And tons of semen
in my poop deck.  
Moby dick, oh thar he blows,
squirting out the back.  
Get your harpoon ready and
aim for the bareback.
 
Only taking men
that earn their fill. 
This yo hoe hoe’s bottle of cum
needs that skill. 
My peg legs spread
extremely wide, 
A third leg of wood
you can slip inside.
 
I’m Capp’in Hooker,
always take the bate. 
The rest of my screws
always met the same fate. 
Davey Jone’s Cocker
was no match for me. 
He’s at the bottom of the sea
with the other debris.
 
Land ahoy! Just at the
end of your telescope. 
Haul this booty, 
200 men and you can’t cope!? 
No pirate lives to tell the tail
of ventures to my booty bay.  
Lost at sea in my Bermuda
triangle, it only goes one way.

Cum on! Grip it harder,
your mast needs it on top! 
Altogether now! Crossbones and Skull flags
I’m cumming... when my eyes pop! 
Arrrrrr! Matey!
Target spotted! Full seed ahead! 
I’ve the finest cuir-ass,
one slice and they’re all dead!
 
That's the spot! Dig deeper!
Smash my dirt! 
You’ll know you’ve hit my chest
with a crack and squirt!
 
I have enough for all of you,
golden dubloons and royal jewels galore!
The loads can be endless,
Captain’s orders, pillage this whore!

I’ve wrestled with Krakens, Sea Monsters, 
and topped them all!
Eye Patch up easy, 
all for one and I've one for you all!

Capp’in Antoin Hooker only takes 
salty seadoggy of the highest measure. 
So before you cum aboard,
be ready if you want my trove of pleasure...

Capp'in Hooker

Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
extreme, data-data-data-data

Томсон за столом, глаза на экран,
Ломает код, как машина, он гранд.
Экстремальный анализ, графики стоят,
Томсон в деле, числа переплетаются, как наряд!

Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
extreme, data-data-data-data

ex-ex-extreme, data-data-data
-ex-ex-ex-extreme, data-data-data data
ex-ex-extreme, data-data-data data

Extreme data analysis, ещё раз,
Extreme data analysis, это наш шанс!
Extreme data analysis, don’t stop the grind,
extreme, data-data-data,
extreme, data-data-data data
data data data

Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
Extreme data analysis, "data data data"
extreme, data-data-data-data

Extreme Data Analysis.

NORMA SNAILS

Hoedown at Thigh Noon

Heads turn. Who’s that slutting in?
Swinging open my saloon doors.
Heads down. It’s the Wild Cumslinger Anton.
Most wanted of all the whores.

Saddle me up! Get ready to ride.
This whorse likes it bareback.
Giddy up Cowboy! Now you’re on top,
There’s no way you’re cumming back. 

The Sherstiff is tight
On my tail.
Wants me for hard-time
Locked up in his jail.
Shotgun blows,
Here cums his deputy.
Double barrelled,
Now they are both in me.
These snakes above won’t
 be above snakes for long.
Puppies Barkin’ at a Knot,
Dig for his cannon then I’m gone.
 These ain’t no Curly Wolves so fine,
Clean cut them all down but nine.
Back on the load of my dusty trail.
The bone orchard awaits for all those that fail.
Tumblebleeds now scattering through
this quivering ghost town,
Rolling in is BangedIt Filly the Man, 
It’s time for a hoedown.
Eyes locked and I’m loaded.
He goes for a headshot.
Swallow it whole. Easy.
“Is that all you got?” 

It’s on. Taking advantage of
the bareback streets.
Filly and his Screw are getting
lost between my sheets.
Cumming hard from up above
Going deep for his throat.
It’s a cockfight, all bets are off,
He’ll pray he never rocked my boat. 
Concealed weaponry they never saw cumming
Concealed in my stole.
It was already over with this
Ace in my hole.

It’s time for my big reveal,
You got snake eyes on the dice.
Single Red dot on your Head,
no Redemption, no chance twice.
Filly’s final coup de disgrâce
 begging on his knees,
It wasn’t hard, as all
 he had to do was please.
Dripping down his temple 
my femme fatale final blow.
Between my thighs, the last bounty fell
No one left to have a go.

Amongst the bodies there’s a glimmer
Of a sheet where something reads.
My next destination of getting laid before me.
On to the Island of Seeds…


Hoedown at Thigh Noon

27yo chaotic hobbyist music producer from Melb, Australia.

Me want make music to make living. 38 ATAR.
Talk to me at sandrodemasi@outlook.com :)

Don't be fooled by all the ai shit box music

✨Just trying to turn heads without injury ✨

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Owner | Creative Director @ Mayamo Jimmy
Lyricist @ jimAI music

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