"Totally not Tomiko" performs a song about Dexter Cutter, Trooper with the San Andreas State Police

Cutter (Trooper Version)

the Slip

Westen - Bonus Track

Gritty, retro funk style, similar to the sounds of 1970's or early 1980's cop shows, spy thrillers, detective, or blaxploitation / urban TV and film. Suspicious, under cover, cool cop, street gangs. (Stem files available.)

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Undercover Funk

Cool, gritty and funky, determined and somewhat dark, retro funk / vintage street beat music. With a sense of tension and mystery, this music will suit retro cop show or funky, vintage, urban content. (Stem files available.)

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The Beat is on the Street

Cool, suspicious and mysterious vintage funk. Gritty, retro, syncopated drums and a sound reminiscent of the 1970's and early 80's. Great for vintage cop show, retro detective, crime and criminals, street hustle. (Stem files available.)

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Mean Streets

Determined, steady street funk, with a sound reminscent of the 1970's or early 1980's. Suitable for blaxploitation, street capers, retro or vintage cop show, funky detective, street life. (Stem files available.)

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Swagger Funk '75

Vintage funk style. Busy and gritty, with syncopated funk drums, bass, guitar, occasional horn stabs and Rhodes piano. Jazzy, upbeat and active, with suspicion and tension. (Stem files available.)

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It's Goin' Down

Lou Viscusi joins us to shed light on what’s really happening inside our jails and what it means for officer safety and our communities.

Suffolk Corrections Union President Lou Viscusi Joins LI Patriot Radio

Lyrics:

Verse 1
Harley’s coughin’, Ducati screams,
We’re two drunk fools with two lost dreams.
The girls are gone, the bottle’s tall,
We’re racin’ heartbreak, speedin’ through it all.
Blue lights flash—oh no, oh no!
Crowd: “Pull it over, boys, here we go!”

Chorus (Rowdy, Ska-chant)
Cool cop, cool cop, grinnin’ at me,
Said, “I’ve been dumped too, so tonight you ride free!”
Cool cop, cool cop, no cell, no bars,
“Go chase some new love in those rockabilly bars!”

Verse 2
We told him she ran off with the DJ man,
Left us with bikes, a bottle, and a plan.
He leaned on his cruiser, tipped his hat,
Said, “Hell, I’ve cried in my squad car, fancy that!”
Crowd (shout): “BOO-HOO COP! WEE-WOO COP!”
Band: “Drink another whiskey, don’t you ever stop!”

Chorus (Rowdy, Ska-chant)
Cool cop, cool cop, lettin’ us slide,
“Boys, I lost my girl, too—take another ride!”
Cool cop, cool cop, no cuffs, no fight,
“Just honk if you see me when you’re drinkin’ tonight!”

Bridge (Comedy breakdown, Suggs-style)
🎤 Spoken:
“Well now, picture it—two broke hearts on two broke bikes…
One’s got a Ducati that thinks it’s a lawnmower,
the other’s Harley smokes more than the owner.
Cop says: ‘License and registration?’
We say: ‘How ‘bout a shot and a dedication?!’
And the cop—oh, the cop—he just laughs and says…
‘Boys, crank it up, life’s too short for paperwork!’”
Band Chants:
Har-ley! Du-ca-ti! Booze-up! Don’t stop-y!
Cool cop! Cool cop! Ska-Billy never stop!

Verse 3
So we hit the bar with a rockabilly beat,
Boots on the counter and rum on the seat.
Girls start smilin’, jukebox shakes,
We’re dancin’ so wild the whole floor breaks!
Crowd Shouts: “SHAKE IT! BREAK IT! ONE MORE SHOT!”
Band Replies: “THE COOL COP SAYS: WHY THE HELL NOT!”

Final Chorus (Big & Silly)
Pulled over by the law, but the law had a grin,
Said, “Boys, I’ve lost some angels too, and drowned myself in gin.”
He tipped his hat, said, “Ride on free, just don’t get caught again—
The night’s too short for iron bars when you need a brand new friend.”
Cool cop, cool cop, no cell, no bars,
We’ll drink, we’ll dance, we’ll love…
Til the morning stars!

Cool Cops (Drunk) Ride

Featuring original music composed, performed and produced by Dennis Hitchcox. Sonic exploration, mostly instrumental

The XM Guys from San Diego, CA – Not your average AI band. Think of us as "5 W's" traveling misfits who’ve seen it all: bar fights, border crossings, bad haircuts in the 80s, and enough hangovers to write an encyclopedia. We’ve walked through fire (sometimes literally), collected scars (most of them emotional, some questionable), and lost a few friends along the way.  But hey, we’re still standing, still loyal, still sarcastic, and somehow still alive. All that chaos? We turned it into songs, stories, and a brotherhood you can dance to.

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