In this episode, we create a movie that's a parody of the Fast & Furious franchise.  None of us know anything at all about this franchise.  Now, you might be wondering:  How can you successfully parody something if you don't know anything about it?

Yeah, so anyway, in this episode, we create a movie that's a parody of the Fast & Furious franchise.

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Episode 364 - 4 Fast + 7 Furious = Car Movie²

There are 35 chambers at Shaolin Temple.  This is a well-established fact.  So what could the 36th chamber be?  What a mystery!  Well, if you watch the movie, it's really not a mystery, or even about that chamber, or any of the chambers, or any of the events of the plot.  It's really about watching dubbed-over kung fu men doing bizarre kung fu stuff until the movie stops.  Let's see Citizen Kane do that!

Episode 368 - The 36th Chamber Was the Friends We Made Along the Way

Pseudoscience is just like science, but way more fun and without all the rules and stuff.  It turns out that those rules have been preventing us from curing cancer and fucking up clouds.

Episode 369 - Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Guy

Senator Cory Booker's 25-hour record-breaking Senate speech champions 2025 Black voter advocacy and voting rights activism against historic suppression.

Stunning Booker Speech Record Fights for Black Voters

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If you believe in yourself, you can do anything.  This is an idea taught to all children at a young age, and also the dictionary definition of hubris.  What does that say about us?  I don't know about you, but I know exactly what it says because I am not ignorant of anything.  Also, I lied, I DO know about you, and, spoiler alert, it's not great.

Episode 376 - There's Apparently a Downside to Hubris

I'm sure you're all sick of everyone talking about time travel.  I mean, it's so hot right now.  But unlike everyone else, in this episode we're going to be traveling back in time with a singular purpose in mind.  I won't give it away, though.  Instead, I'll let you guess WHICH infant German leader we'll be assassinating.  I'll give you one hint:  It's not Helmut Kohl.

Episode 380 - Using the Awesome Power of Time Travel Responsibly

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People who live in real places, like New York, or L.A., or Calgary, do have to occasionally travel from one real place to another, and sometimes the only option is to drive.  This means traveling through the areas in the world that are collectively known to anthropologists as "the dumpster".  The unfortunate people who live in these "dumpster" areas (again, it's the technical term) have absolutely nothing going for themselves.  Distracting "real" people, and possibly jingling a coin or two out of their pockets, is the greatest height to which they can aspire.  Truly, they want only to touch the hem of their robe, to feel the presence of a real life well-lived.  Lived as life should be lived, not sucking scum off the bottom of the dumpster (seriously, I've heard that they're fine with this term).  Over the years, this lower, more dumpstery, form of life has developed several methods for producing these brushes with greatness.  These methods usually involve large, painted plywood models of things, or objects designated the world's ______-est ______.  They've proven quite effective.

Episode 384 - Luring Easily-Distracted Travelers Since Time Immemorial

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Whomb amongst us hasn't wondered if our lives couldn't be improved with a little sex magick?  Why did they put that 'k' on the end, you ask?  Because cult leaders intentionally misspell and misuse words in order to rewire your brain into something that obeys them unthinkingly.  And because it looks cool.

Episode 387 - Scientists Sometimes Dabble in a Little Sex Magick

Today we watch an entire 90-minute movie in 10 short minutes.  How do we do that?  By skipping all of the inessential parts.  How do we know which parts are inessential?  All 90 minutes of this movie were inessential, so it really doesn't matter what we watched or what we skipped.

Episode 391 - 10-Minute Movie Blitz

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To traverse the landscape, learn to read the signs and signals.  The landscape, in this case, is the city, and the signs and signals are the various things you hear and smell in the city.  Especially the things you smell.  And basically all of them are bad.

Episode 394 - Aragorn, but for Your Daily Life

I'm going to repeat the title:  All bands should have wizards.  Wizards, really, should be added to everything.  What could they possibly NOT improve?  This is relevant because we watched a movie called Stunt Rock that heavily features the band Sorcery, which employed not just one but TWO wizards.  That is why they are universally acknowledged as the greatest band of all time.

Episode 397 - All Bands Should Have Wizards

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