We've done lots of episodes where, either directly or indirectly, we make fun of stupid corporate bullshit.  Never before, however, have we focused on what is probably the worst thing that corporate bullshit creates:  Stupid, insufferable names for things.  Well, we're testing the limits of the word "insufferable" this week, because this episode is all about those kinds of names.  Plug your ears if you know what's good for you.

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Episode 348 - Do Not Listen If You Hate Stupidly-Named Things

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Chronovoyaging, also known in some circles as "time travel" is not all it's cracked up to be.  It's mostly because of the smell.  There are other reasons, but honestly, the smell is enough.

Episode 352 - Chronovoyage?  No Thanks

Whom among us could say they've never thought that some little rat kid was excruciatingly annoying?  Well, the people who manufactured toys decades ago not only seemed to feel that way about every single kid alive, but they actively took matters into their own hands.  They say it's good to be proactive, right?

Episode 356 - Bring These Toys Back, But Only for the Annoying Kids

The Cannonball Run is not just a movie.  Well, I guess maybe you didn't even know that it was a movie.  So FYI, The Cannonball Run is a movie.  Okay, now, The Cannonball Run is not just a movie.  It was an actual thing that actual people actually did, complete with actual crimes.  Also, people can now drive as fast as they want.  QED.

Episode 358 - Run Cannonball, Run!

In this episode, we create a movie that's a parody of the Fast & Furious franchise.  None of us know anything at all about this franchise.  Now, you might be wondering:  How can you successfully parody something if you don't know anything about it?

Yeah, so anyway, in this episode, we create a movie that's a parody of the Fast & Furious franchise.

Episode 364 - 4 Fast + 7 Furious = Car Movie²

There are 35 chambers at Shaolin Temple.  This is a well-established fact.  So what could the 36th chamber be?  What a mystery!  Well, if you watch the movie, it's really not a mystery, or even about that chamber, or any of the chambers, or any of the events of the plot.  It's really about watching dubbed-over kung fu men doing bizarre kung fu stuff until the movie stops.  Let's see Citizen Kane do that!

Episode 368 - The 36th Chamber Was the Friends We Made Along the Way

Pseudoscience is just like science, but way more fun and without all the rules and stuff.  It turns out that those rules have been preventing us from curing cancer and fucking up clouds.

Episode 369 - Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Guy

Senator Cory Booker's 25-hour record-breaking Senate speech champions 2025 Black voter advocacy and voting rights activism against historic suppression.

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If you believe in yourself, you can do anything.  This is an idea taught to all children at a young age, and also the dictionary definition of hubris.  What does that say about us?  I don't know about you, but I know exactly what it says because I am not ignorant of anything.  Also, I lied, I DO know about you, and, spoiler alert, it's not great.

Episode 376 - There's Apparently a Downside to Hubris

I'm sure you're all sick of everyone talking about time travel.  I mean, it's so hot right now.  But unlike everyone else, in this episode we're going to be traveling back in time with a singular purpose in mind.  I won't give it away, though.  Instead, I'll let you guess WHICH infant German leader we'll be assassinating.  I'll give you one hint:  It's not Helmut Kohl.

Episode 380 - Using the Awesome Power of Time Travel Responsibly

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