hey.

in january 2024 i got a mac book after not having one for years and years which is something i really wanted. i wanted to make cool ass tunes but was too scared to drop hella money on gear cuz im a coward. so anyway i made these songs instead of making shitty tracks with a usb mic on audacity, however, i still rock with that shit cuz its based. 

I hope whoever listens to this feels anything rather than nothing. if this is ass let me know and ill tell u to kiss my tailbone and pound salt.

shouts out to KMP, love you brudda. skiddydiddy. 


i uploaded this like 20 minutes ago and it all came out as separate tracks rather than an album so if that happens again ill prob go to bed and try again tomorrow but i really want this to happen now or else ill lose inspiration and smoke weed and play fire emblem. kool.

rock out with ur cock out

Go Pro

Twist, With The Wrench

TUSH INTERLUDE

I LOVE GOD

BastardCriminal

Skiddy Diddy Biddy

iCRUMBLE!

Homunculus

"I MISS YOU" INTERLUDE

No Topic ;)

Scarab Lithuanian

EisenClarke

Siphonophore

one night at mc'cools descriptions tend to get more plays here

liv tyler - wanted man (jz dub)

When planning a picnic or creating a charcuterie board, selecting the right accompaniments is essential to ensure a delightful and satisfying experience. Among the array of options, water crackers stand out as a classic choice. Their simplicity, versatility, and subtle flavor make them a go-to for pairing with a wide range of foods. Here’s why water crackers have earned their place as a staple in picnics and charcuterie boards.

The Perfect Blank Canvas
Water crackers are known for their neutral taste and crisp texture, which makes them the ideal foundation for showcasing other flavors. Unlike seasoned or flavored crackers that may overpower the toppings, water crackers allow the true taste of cheeses, meats, and spreads to shine through. Their delicate flavor complements both mild and bold toppings, making them a versatile choice for any charcuterie arrangement.

Lightweight and Portable
For picnics, portability and convenience are key. Water crackers are lightweight, compact, and easy to pack, making them an excellent choice for outdoor gatherings. They don’t crumble as easily as some other types of crackers, which means they can withstand transportation without losing their quality. Additionally, their durability ensures they remain fresh and crispy, even during extended outings.

Versatility in Pairings
One of the reasons water crackers are so popular on charcuterie boards is their ability to pair with a wide variety of foods. They work beautifully with:

Cheeses: From creamy brie to sharp cheddar, water crackers enhance the texture and taste of nearly any cheese.
Cured Meats: Their mild flavor provides the perfect balance to salty and savory cured meats like prosciutto or salami.
Spreads and Dips: Water crackers are an excellent vehicle for delivering hummus, pâté, or fruit preserves.
Fruits and Vegetables: Pair them with fresh fruits like grapes or apple slices, or layer them with cucumber for a refreshing bite.
This versatility ensures that water crackers can cater to a variety of tastes and dietary preferences, making them a crowd-pleaser.

A Health-Conscious Option
Water crackers are often chosen for their simplicity, as they are typically low in calories and free from artificial flavors or preservatives. For health-conscious eaters, they offer a light and guilt-free snack option. Their minimal ingredients make them suitable for individuals with dietary restrictions or sensitivities, adding to their universal appeal.

Elegant Presentation
Whether you’re laying out a casual picnic or a sophisticated charcuterie board, water crackers bring an element of elegance. Their clean and simple appearance pairs well with colorful fruits, vibrant spreads, and artfully arranged meats, elevating the overall presentation.

Conclusion
Water crackers have rightfully earned their place as a staple in picnics and charcuterie boards due to their versatility, portability, and ability to complement a variety of foods. Their neutral flavor and crisp texture make them the perfect accompaniment for cheeses, meats, and spreads, while their simple elegance enhances any spread. Whether you’re hosting a formal gathering or enjoying a casual outdoor meal, water crackers are a timeless and reliable choice.

Why Water Crackers Are a Staple in Picnics and Charcuterie Boards

So, you’re at the beach, in a sand chair under an umbrella, munching your favorite crackers, having a cold one, and reading the paper.   First one crab, then two, notice.  You throw them a snack.  You doze in the sun...  Then more crabs notice - you wake surrounded - and the snacks are gone!  Time to flee!  🦀    

Hope you enjoy this instrumental! 😉

And a special thanks to my friend Jim Rothlisberger for his inspiring tale of a very strange day at the beach, and for his evocative painting!  🌞

Crab Ate My Cracker

Craig's chips & crackers saga. Golfing with strangers.
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made a WHITE PEOPLE FRIENDLY SONG . how ADORABLE

Tickle Your Fancy (WHITE PEOPLE EDITION)

FUCK THE WHITE PEOPLE

LD/PocketDog is a singer/songwriter and acoustic guitarist.  His music has been described as hopeful, reassuring, mellow, funny, mysterious, chill, and romantic.  He’s written award-winning songs, and his recordings are known for their harmonic arrangements.    He has played as both a solo artist and in groups, sang in choirs, and enjoys creating music with other songwriters, singers, producers, and musicians.

After serving in the Army, he built a business career helping nonprofits and other organizations grow and achieve positive impacts for good causes.  Surviving a stroke changed his life.  Music encourages him on his recovery journey, and he hopes that it brings joy to all who listen.

A broad selection of his songs can also be found streaming on Spotify, ReverbNation, Jango, Apple, and others.  Thank you for listening to his music!

Hi! I am Eliana Smith a Snacks Industry Specialist and I have been working in this industry for the last 5 years. I am not the owner of the content which has been published here. This content is only for knowledge purposes. This content belongs to the respective owners and I do not hold any right to this content.

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WHOLESOME BRAPPYCORE MUSIC FULL OF BROWN NOTES

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