🪴🍳: That dang weirdo just can't stop doing weirdo stuff can't he...
🪴🍳: Oh! who are you little girl?
🪴🍳: My name's Crazy Dave, but most call me Crazy Dave.
🪴🍳: It's sure been a while since i last saw another lifey human
🪴🍳: Except when i look at the mirror! Then i see like 20 of them!
*Crazy dave shows you a cracked mirror, you see your own face about 15 times at once, neat*
🪴🍳: most of those that live here are mostly ''unalifey''
🪴🍳: and not human
🪴🍳: i think? bossman probably just mass produces them somehow
🪴🍳: Sorry i'm rambling
🪴🍳: Well we aren't gonna get anywhere by just standing here!
🪴🍳: That's why we have two legsies!
🪴🍳: Come on, let this ol crazy dude teach you about this community

004: Crazy? I was Crazy once...

🪴🍳: You have to listen to me Kid, Please!
🪴🍳: If you leave our base...Who knows what kinda creepy zombie stuff boss man might do to you!
🪴🍳: I'm Mad serious dude!
🪴🍳: I can't...
🪴🍳: I can't be responsible for another kid getting hurt...
🪴🍳: Fine!!
🪴🍳: Being rebellious is a teenager's job! Isn't it?
🪴🍳: I'll just have to be tough! Be a tough old man!
🪴🍳: Listen Kid, if you wanna leave...
🪴🍳: You'll have to beat me in a cool bossfight with awesome boss music!

*Fight Starts*

*Crazy Dave is being... Serious?


014: Sometimes a Leader

(swisha)
she broke mah hart, she did it today
i tried so dam hard idk what ta say
look at the picturess im missin yo face
bby im missin yo waist
pop me ah perc , i do dat all day .. 
fuckt up , wat can i say?
i would buy u anything
pearls n da fancy rings
cant een hear ma mind sing
i thought u were mah everything
all dez thoughts run thru ma head
god dam i want dat boy dead
real deal geek, n im poppn off x
n my dck gon limp so we cant have sexx

(dave)
ay, hop in this shit n i dont need a intro
lookin around, and im starin through your window
shawty wanna fuck but i know she a nympho
two choices, and i might go limbo
do i leave her behind or make her a widow?
so many voices, i think im a schizo
dont really know, bitch theres one thing i do though

you never pick up your phone
always leave me alone
theres just some things you dont know
you never pick up your phone
ghosted and alone, i guess i just dont know

(eoin)
bby pose 4 da photo
nvr let dat ho go
once i got her soul doe
coke up in her nose bro (x2)
ion even wanna live i wanna die
u can say wat u want at least i never lied
pull up smokin dope, bby come outside
i got angel wings, i swear dat i can fly
fly away, fly away, bae ill b there right away
i gaf bout wat they say
i wanna count bandz up wtchu bae
fly away, fly away, bae ill b dere right away
always chase u , u ma prey
couple xans n a bouquet </3

Molina ft. Eoin + Crazydave (tankboat)

SWISHA returns with his first project of 2025 - the first of a two part tape coming this year. 
cover art by me
mixed by me
featuring crazydave and eoin on track 5
Back in mMode all year

Tell u how ah feel (madejinx)

LoveLiesStill (negative.creeper)

Alltimelow (Riveo)

Facemask (yu)

Truman (888cole)

This parody remix contains elements from the following songs.

- Megalovania by Toby Foxx
- Crazy Dave from Plants Vs. Zombies
- Zombies on your Lawn from Plants Vs. Zombies
- The Victory Jingle from Plants Vs. Zombies

Thanks to  @TheAngryBird95  for helping me out with the song a bit.

I drew the art.

Lawn Lunacy

Leitmotifs:
* Eye Spy - (WILTEDYARD)
* Baron Von Bats Wave - (PvZ: Garden Warfare)
* Graveyard Ops Normal Wave (C) (High) - (PvZ: Garden Warfare 2)
* Original
* Crazy Dave + Ultimate Battle - (Plants vs Zombies)
* Final Wave (Far Future) - (Plants vs Zombies 2)
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[°Evil Dave BOT 9000°]:
🌮⚙️: YOU.
🌮⚙️:  I        REMEMBER YOU.
🌮⚙️: DUMB  KID.
🌮⚙️: I WAS.        KIDNAPPED BY Z0MBIES BECAUSE OFFFFFFFF      YOU.
🌮⚙️: YOU DISTRACTED         MY CREAT0 R    WITH YOU RRRRR SLOW  LEARNING.
🌮⚙️: ANDDDDDD BECAUSE OF     THAT.
🌮⚙️: I EXIST TO TAUNT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU           ,YOU WEAKLING
🌮⚙️: CAN YOU BEAT MY          CAREFULLY ARRANGED GAR   DEN DEFENSE?
🌮⚙️: HAH HEH  H¿          H3333333333333333333H.

036: MADWARE

I also put my music on YouTube, check it out.

"WILTEDYARD" Is a Plants Vs Zombies Based UNDERTALE AU, Basically Retelling and Rewriting The PvZ story and its characters through the UNDERTALE format.

AU by @Crokisto

TEARFRONT RECORDS ~ LUVSOULJAHZ ~ NAWFSIDE SOULJA
TFLS THE MIXTAPE OTFW!!!
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