Devon Debonair - Poltergeist PolterWife Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
She was dead and gone before we met
Her constant haunting gave the neighbors night sweats
She always haunts the same spots so I waited there with an enchanted net
She held my hands as best she could and I saw her life from birth to death
I watched visions of her days while we stood chest to chest
She was graveyard cold and was supposed to be my monster catch
I had never seen a ghost girl cry, I was taken back
I knew she was a poltergeist, vengeful and unknown, but also simply a woman with a lost soul 
I stood in her place, I mourned her lost grace
She was eternally a spirit and I had life 
So I asked for her hand as my Polter-wife 

(Chorus)
I want to be chained to her side even as we walk into the final light
She's my ghost wife and I'm her hunter knight 
It's far too cold without her but it's grim by her side
I love you forever my polter polter polter polter wife
(Poltergeist)
(I love her past death)
(She visits me at night)

(Verse 2)
My hunter heart is a needy ghost, so it was easy to fall for a poltergeist
My ghost bride often left me sculptures made of ectoplasm slime 
Soon I felt a change, her mood switched to menace on a dime
She was prone to tantrums and tormented by the circumstances that stole her life 
She would levitate objects, throw people down, and even set things alight
I tried to contain her rage with all my might
Her boundless anger threatened to take more lives
She was indifferent to who she hurt, she had grown hollow inside
I finally had to choose a side, I fired my blessed bow and dispersed her restless spirit into the night
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye my polter-wife 
(Rest now my ghostly wife)
(You're the love of my unlife)

(Chorus)
I-I want to be chained to her side even as we walk into the final light
She's my ghost wife and I'm her hunter knight 
It's far too cold without her but it's grim by her side
I love you forever my polter polter polter polter wife
(Poltergeist)
(I love her past death)
(She visits me at night)
I'll always love my polter wife!

Poltergeist PolterWife

Imogen Darp - Supernova Romance Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Imogen!
You're my supernova
you glow brighter than anything else and blow them all away

(Verse 2)
We are stars all the way through
So this is what it feels like to feel everything?
I melting Darp, I'm never going to be the same
I'm never going to be contained and solid again

(Verse 2)
We are stars all the way through
So this is what it feels like to feel everything?
I melting Darp, I'm never going to be the same
I'm never going to be contained and solid again

Supernova Romance

Rowan Freya - The Sunken Industry Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Miles of misery, corridors of blood, secrets hidden from me
These are the components of The Sunken Industry
The living, mechanized, and undead battle for tunnel supremacy
Gore, augmentation, and revelations, my mechanical parts strengthen me
I'm a cyborg born into a hellish meat forge
The tunnels are eating us all (Gorge, Gorge, Gorge, Gorge, Eat!)

(Verse 1)
Welcome to The Sunken Industry
thousands of miles of tunnels where the last few million of us hide like rats
We are pursued by the hungry reanimated dead, they walk on without their heads
Zombie hoards make horrific noise, but they aren't even the worst fiends ahead
Deeper into the ancient mines you'll uncover numerous mechanical monsters
Demons of metal crafted only for killing, sowing misery, and haunting
This is a vicious perpetual war of three sides
The waning faction of humans with nothing left but the creativity to salvage, tinker, and hide
The ever improving faction of industrial machines, programmed to wipe away both the living and shambling fiends
Last there is the faction of the dead, zombies or lore, all our lost families and friends
(Zombie!)

(Chorus)
Miles of misery, corridors of blood, secrets hidden from me
These are the components of The Sunken Industry
The living, mechanized, and undead battle for tunnel supremacy
Gore, augmentation, and revelations, my mechanical parts strengthen me
I'm a cyborg born into a hellish meat forge
The tunnels are eating us all (Gorge, Gorge, Gorge, GORGE, EAT!)

(Verse 2)
The deadly machines aren't to be outshined, everyday new creations off the production line
The smartest humans among us have conducted experiments of their own, 
we wish to raise an army of powerful defenders to help change our fate
I volunteered to keep my loved ones safe
I was torn apart and machinery recovered from battle was my stitch (Battle was my stitch)
I'm fighting back for human kind, I'm now an unlikely mix
The Sunken Industry wouldn't let us go so everyday we adapt to it
My left arm is long gone and replaced by an acoustic gun
My sonic weapon turns zombies and hulking machines alike into chunks
My augments make me immune to infection so I can hunt
My name is Rowan Freya and I vaporize evil with my arm mounted Sonic gun

The Sunken Industry

Vetabayrghimrah - Wicked Weaknesses Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
(I hope someone out there is listening)
It's Amira Nguyen, I'm broadcasting from the astral realm
I want to help you listener
I want to protect you from a horrendous death
I'm stuck in Wondershore Weird, where lucid dreamers are pulled down into the sink
My body at home has become a monster
A towering female form that steals blood as a way to eat
It skitters and hunts on your city streets
She’s at home among the buildings and frequents my favorite ice rink
She favors apartment complexes where there is plenty of blood packed together for her to drink
Beware her drinking claws, they are a weapon at peak 
Mainly the weak and sick fall at her feet
Vetabayrghimrah is harrowing for any human to face, but she can be beat
Listen up, follow me
(I’m asleep)

(Chorus)
You have weaknesses like all wicked Monsters do
I'm going to spread awareness and stop you
You’ve been a bully and haunter for too long, 
You’re splattered with blood and sins
Leave them alone, retract your claws, begone my shadow twin

(Verse 2)
Patrol in packs around the city, never solo, and always more than three (not three)
Learn to laugh in the face of sure death at her hands, that's one of the keys
Never abandon a member of your party, if she drinks their blood her size and speed increase
Resist the urge to turn your back and leave
She seems frightened of groups so work together and do your best to never appear weak
(Never weak)
She prefers to drain and maim the sickened, wounded, or emotionally weak
Known to regenerate, new blood refreshes her dead meat
Find a way to break her claws, this will prevent her drink
If you hear her guttural call, stop, observe the area and don’t day dream

(Chorus)
You have weaknesses like all wicked Monsters do
I'm going to spread awareness and stop you
You’ve been a bully and haunter for too long, 
You’re splattered with blood and sins
Leave them alone, retract your claws, begone my shadow twin

(You can do this, I’m here watching you)
(I’m watching all of you and I just keep screaming and screaming but nobody can hear me)

Wicked Weaknesses

Vetabayrghimrah - Wicked Weaknesses Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
(I hope someone out there is listening)
It's Amira Nguyen, I'm broadcasting from the astral realm
I want to help you listener
I want to protect you from a horrendous death
I'm stuck in Wonder shore Weird, where lucid dreamers are pulled down into the sink
My body at home has become a monster
A towering female form that steals blood as a way to eat
It skitters and hunts on your city streets
She’s at home among the buildings and frequents my favorite ice rink
She favors apartment complexes where there is plenty of blood packed together for her to drink
Beware her drinking claws, they are a weapon at peak 
Mainly the weak and sick fall at her feet
Vetabayrghimrah is harrowing for any human to face, but she can be beat
Listen up, follow me
(I’m asleep)

(Chorus)
You have weaknesses like all wicked Monsters do
I'm going to spread awareness and stop you
You’ve been a bully and haunter for too long, 
You’re splattered with blood and sins
Leave them alone, retract your claws, begone my shadow twin

(Verse 2)
Patrol in packs around the city, never solo, and always more than three (not three)
Learn to laugh in the face of sure death at her hands, that's one of the keys
Never abandon a member of your party, if she drinks their blood her size and speed increase
Resist the urge to turn your back and leave
She seems frightened of groups so work together and do your best to never appear weak
(Never weak)
She prefers to drain and maim the sickened, wounded, or emotionally weak
Known to regenerate, new blood refreshes her dead meat
Find a way to break her claws, this will prevent her drink
If you hear her guttural call, stop, observe the area and don’t day dream

(Chorus)
You have weaknesses like all wicked Monsters do
I'm going to spread awareness and stop you
You’ve been a bully and haunter for too long, 
You’re splattered with blood and sins
Leave them alone, retract your claws, begone my shadow twin

(You can do this, I’m here watching you)
(I’m watching all of you and I just keep screaming and screaming but nobody can hear me)

Wicked Weaknesses (Wondershore Weird Version)

Rowan Freya - What Even is "Body"? Lyrics:

(Chorus)
What even is “body”?
My body parts were salvaged, like a grisly hobby
My arm, skull, and leg are lost now and belong to the zombies
My body has been upgraded with machine parts, which part is my real body?
Body, body, body, body, body 
(Myyyyy body)
What even is “body”?
(What even is “body” baby?)

(Verse 1)
Humanity has been trapped in the Tunnels for at least 300 years now
Most of our cities have fallen to infection or the people have been mentally ground 
Our bodies are stressed and lost, there isn't much hope left now
A nurturing mother and wife, my family was my life
That was all chewed away by rotting teeth and ripping meat 
There are so many bodies lost in the tunnels, it's hard to see

(Verse 2)
Zombies ambushed my salvage team and swarmed me
The others abandoned me and I began to lose my body (body)
When I awoke the bit that was left of me had been tethered to machines
This is my body? (Body?)
This is me?
What even is “body”?
I'm made of steel, bone, and meat
(My body)

(Chorus)
What even is “body”?
My body parts were salvaged, like a grisly hobby
My arm, skull, and leg are lost now and belong to the zombies
My body has been upgraded with machine parts, which part is my real body?
Body, body, body, body, body 
(Myyyyy body)
What even is “body”?
(What even is “body” babe?)

(Verse 3)
What is a body and what is a soul?
Zombies are rampaging through thousands of miles of tunnels
Our existence is a gaping hole
The automatons have mismatched bodies
Their design scheme seems all wrong
A malfunction occurred at some point in their code
Now they are another dangerous faction that calls the Sunken Deep home
Constructs of chaos that do grievous harm to our bodies
A three way deathmatch and perfect storm

(Verse 4)
I miss my life, I miss my body,
I must see humanity through using my new body
The weapons and limbs gifted to me will help me clear out the walking bodies
Using salvaged parts, I'll dismantle the industrial robot hoard 
Before they can rend and claw, my body (my body)
The mystery of the Sunken Industry unfolds, a mega structure tunnel system body
(body, body, body, body, body, body, body) 
What even is "Body"?

What Even is "Body"?

https://www.parents.com/brain-rot-2024-oxford-word-of-the-year-8754608
https://www.mensjournal.com/news/mcdonalds-grimace-shake-tiktok-challenge

Oliver Edgelord - Rot is On Me Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Doyouknowwhatimean?
Ohio under my bed, nightmarish creatures with wings
Toilets in my dream
They tried to restore my brain
But that rot is on me 
That rot is on me aye
That rot is on me 
That rot is on me aye
That rot is on me 
Doyouknowwhatimean?
(I’m on my Sigma Male shit)

(Verse 1)
Adults don’t know shit about memes, they yappin
They’re all in my face, judging my dark edgy memes
Boy I do it the Ocky way!
my phone stays flushed with the freshest tasting memes
My FYP is full of brain rot and A.I slop memes
I’m a lone wolf barely spreading his digital wings
My shirt is spattered with grimace shake and mashed peas
I’m itching to swipe up or down like I have fleas
Skinwalkers are outside my windows, and in the trees
I want to take a dip in the pool but the quiet rooms go on for infinity
I turned back to the backrooms and found my worst enemy
My best memes are friends to me, 
Smurf cat is my homie when I’m blue, he’s kin to me
Monday left me broken, so I’m really hoping this next scroll is a win
Rot is on me, rot is in me, here I go memeing to infinity!
(Brainrot me!)
(Brainrot me!)
(Brainrot me!)

(Chorus)
Doyouknowwhatimean?
Ohio under my bed, nightmarish creatures with wings
Toilets in my dream
They tried to restore my brain
But that rot is on me 
That rot is on me aye
That rot is on me 
That rot is on me aye
That rot is on me 
Doyouknowwhatimean?
(I’m on my Sigma Male shit)

(Verse 2)
My Rot goes so Ohio, you posers can’t stop me
I T-pose the moment I wake up so I can get the program started
My humor is top notch, okay Boomer you’re sloppy
My parents and other adults try to compress me but I farted
I eat my memes Brainrot flavored and zesty, you copycats will copy
My original memes are creepier than the tallest creepy pastas
I’m a forest lobster, too based, and never proper
Adults are delulu if they think I’m stopping
My recommended videos give me goose bumps, I’m scared still
Slenderman slapped my grandma and I don’t even know how to feel
I’m just too poggers, uncanny and sus, 
There is an imposter among us, watch out rubber ducks
Just watched an A.I slop video of the lock ness monster being driven around in a pickup truck
I want more and can’t get enough, do you know what I mean?
(Here is a potato)
(Too long, didn't read)

Rot Is On Me

https://www.parents.com/brain-rot-2024-oxford-word-of-the-year-8754608
https://www.mensjournal.com/news/mcdonalds-grimace-shake-tiktok-challenge

Oliver Edgelord - Rot is On Me Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Doyouknowwhatimean?
Ohio under my bed, nightmarish creatures with wings
Toilets in my dream
They tried to restore my brain
But that rot is on me 
That rot is on me aye
That rot is on me 
That rot is on me aye
That rot is on me 
Doyouknowwhatimean?
(I’m on my Sigma Male shit)

(Verse 1)
Adults don’t know shit about memes, they yappin
They’re all in my face, judging my dark edgy memes
Boy I do it the Ocky way!
my phone stays flushed with the freshest tasting memes
My FYP is full of brain rot and A.I slop memes
I’m a lone wolf barely spreading his digital wings
My shirt is spattered with grimace shake and mashed peas
I’m itching to swipe up or down like I have fleas
Skin walkers are outside my windows, and in the trees
I want to take a dip in the pool but the quiet rooms go on for infinity
I turned back to the backrooms and found my worst enemy
My best memes are friends to me, 
Smurf cat is my homie when I’m blue, he’s kin to me
Monday left me broken, so I’m really hoping this next scroll is a win
Rot is on me, rot is in me, here I go meme-ing to infinity!
(Brain Rot me!)
(Brain Rot me!)
(Brain Rot me!)

(Chorus)
Doyouknowwhatimean?
Ohio under my bed, nightmarish creatures with wings
Toilets in my dream
They tried to restore my brain
But that rot is on me 
That rot is on me aye
That rot is on me 
That rot is on me aye
That rot is on me 
Doyouknowwhatimean?
(I’m on my Sigma Male shit)

(Verse 2)
My Rot goes so Ohio, you posers can’t stop me
I T-pose the moment I wake up so I can get the program started
My humor is top notch, okay Boomer you’re sloppy
My parents and other adults try to compress me but I farted
I eat my memes Brain Rot flavored and zesty, you copy cats will copy
My original memes are creepier than the tallest creepy pastas
I’m a forest lobster, too based, and never proper
Adults are delulu if they think I’m stopping
My recommended videos give me goose bumps, I’m scared still
Slenderman slapped my grandma and I don’t even know how to feel
I’m just too poggers, uncanny and sus, 
There is an imposter among us, watch out rubber ducks
Just watched an A.I slop video of the lock ness monster being driven around in a pickup truck
I want more and can’t get enough, do you know what I mean?
(Here is a potato)
(Too Long, didn't read)

Rot Is On Me (Brain Is An Egg Version)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dahlia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Lady

Violette Zinnia - Don't Become A Wraith Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
I’ve been dead for almost 80 years,
Detective life is hard and overboiled, I have the patience because I’m a ghost
thousands of cases have been laid to rest and I plan to resolve more
The joy in people’s faces makes me feel alive and I guess I want more?
At times I’m an alluring young woman in black,
When I lose control I become something more
My unresolved case is eating me alive inside, I’m gnawed down to the core
Spirit trapping humans never cease to hunt me
The rarity of my spirit pushes them forward
Their enchanted nets are painful for me and are difficult to slip through
I don’t want to harm humans as a rule,
The spirit trappers block my path and I lose my cool
I shout for them to run and there is a collapse in the star of my spectral core
That’s when I lose my face, my human illusion falls away
I’m a wraith, wraith, wraith (please run away!)

(Chorus)
I’ve taken many forms in my time bound to Earth
A blossoming woman lowered down into the dirt,
Then a lost ghost in agony searching for her worth
Raven investigator, a flower cursed
There are times when I can’t escape
When I lose myself again then I become a Wraith
When I lose myself again then I become a Wraith
(I don’t like to take this shape)
(It’s still me just wait)

(Verse 2)
The process of becoming a wraith the first time is painful and slow
When you can’t find your door to move on for so long,
I guess you just start to lose faith?
As a ghost it's a difficult process to communicate,
If your methods aren’t careful you’ll scare any connection away
When you’re alone and struggling to adjust its harder to keep the wraith away (go away wraith)
Are you full of vengeance, are you starting to prefer the shade?
Are you jealous of the living? does the true flow of time make you want to escape?
Careful that’s the dark path, that’s the call of the wraith
Beware, beware the call of the wraith
You’ll sprout horrific claws and cast illusions as human bait
Find your ghostly purpose, your door will be revealed the way
Trust me please, I know well the struggle of being a wraith
(Wraith stay away)
(away)

(Chorus)
I’ve taken many forms in my time bound to Earth
A blossoming woman lowered down into the dirt,
Then a lost ghost in agony searching for her worth
Raven investigator, a flower cursed
There are times when I can’t escape
When I lose myself again then I become a Wraith
When I lose myself again then I become a Wraith
(I don’t like to take this shape)
(It’s still me just wait)
(Please help, my claws ache)
(I ache!)
(Wraith, wraith, wraith)

Don't Become A Wraith

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Earth

Deep Aberration Lab Orca - Hollow Earth Tour Lyrics:

(Hollow, Hollow, Hollow)

(CHORUS)
Something deep down inside (Hollow)
Is it the call of mystery? Scientific discovery before my eyes?
D.A.L.O research is conducted in secret, not on Earth but hidden inside
Oh hollow earth how many exotic creatures and phenomenon do you hide?
Oh Hollow Earth you are paranormal and out of sight
(Hollow, Hollow, Hollow)

(Verse 1)
The land of the inner earth is deceptive, it's beauty is astounding 
Yet 500 Miles below the Earthly surface there are monsters here you'd be right to fear
The mountain sized squid in our subterranean seas are swell
Cannibal trees move to follow sunlight and will do far more than bite
There are deadly giants that hunt prey just as large as them or near
We have yet to capture a specimen for study but our containment team is almost there
Hundreds of medications have been created from the research my lab conducts here daily
From both the plants and lifeforms here,  we bring to the surface great innovation

(CHORUS)
Is it the call of mystery? Scientific discovery before my eyes?
D.A.L.O  research is conducted in secret, not on Earth but hidden inside
Oh hollow earth how many exotic creatures and phenomenon do you hide?
Oh Hollow Earth you are paranormal and out of sight
(Hollow, Hollow, Hollow)
(Always hungry for discovery, afraid of what will be unearthed)

(Verse 3)
Most of my time in the D.A.L.O  is spent on base where we are safe (Hollow)
I ponder what it would be like to be apart of the ground team?
Battling creatures and learning to deploy our device called a "containment safe"
We built pocket dimensional boxes that can lure and trap monsters of almost any shape
Our technology has been advanced by exotic fuel sources and materials, there is so much to make
We designed an arsenal and traps for the monsters who stand in our way
I’m exhilarated by the phenomenon here, my scientific research keeps mankind safe

Hollow Earth Tour

Nora Ganymede - This Wormhole Is a Bug Lyrics:

(Chorus)
Things have surpassed bad here, the nature of this Cellar Door is horror
The anomalies and evidence are mounting up, 
I need to punch a hole back home and create a door
This wormhole is a bug, 
I’m going to collapse the tunnel when my research is done
This wormhole is a bug
This wormhole is a bug
(I repeat)
This wormhole is a bug
(I hope you hear me, travelers avoid this one)

(Verse 1)
Since age 10 I was trained in a dynamic school
My every moment was spent around peers who were destined to become dimensional grasshoppers too
Our lessons and training gave us the mental and technological tools
We were taught how the fabric of space time moves,
That it could be manipulated and punched through with high frequency tools
These bleeding edge devices for short we called "spools"
With a Mobile Transport Transponder, 
the right vibration could open wormholes, I soaked everything up in school
I remember all the downsides too

(Chorus)
Things have surpassed bad here, the nature of this Cellar Door is horror
The anomalies and evidence are mounting up, 
I need to punch a hole back home and create a door
(Cellar Door)
This wormhole is a bug, 
I’m going to collapse the tunnel when my research is done
This wormhole is a bug
This wormhole is a bug
(I repeat)
This wormhole is a bug

(Verse 2)
Above all else we were warned about the risks and I made notes of it
Twenty years of guided training and exploring safe spaces,
Then we were finally on the move
From then on I explored newly discovered Cellar Doors and I always hungered to understand more
Some wormholes lead to true horror, cosmic entities of entropy, or time loops that don’t progress forward (forward, forward)
These dimensions are labeled bugs and it's my duty to squash them to protect future explorers
When a dimension is a bug, follow protocol,
Leave the dimension, report back to base, and use your Transponder to seal the hole closed
(This dimension is a bug)
(I repeat, this dimension is a bug)
(Please don’t ever go)
(I hope you hear me, travelers avoid this one)
(Help, help me)
(Help, help me)

This Wormhole Is a Bug (Spider Legs Version)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_creepypastas
https://theslenderman.fandom.com/wiki/Slender_Man
https://www.parents.com/brain-rot-2024-oxford-word-of-the-year-8754608

Oliver Edgelord - FAILUR Lyrics:

(Chorus)
(Ayyee, Yeah)
My dad thinks I’m a failure, because I adopted the rot (Ayyee)
I left the real world behind, the wide web is now my thot
No cap, our generations and banter get in the way a lot
I fear dad and I will never be goated with the sauce
Mom and Dad are always yappin so I zone out a LOT
Bitches delulu, I’m scrollin to doom, I’m weeping a lot
My dad thinks I’m a failure, because I adopted the rot (Ayyee)

(Verse 1)
I’m worried my dad thinks I’m a failure
He doesn’t fuck with my memes because of the rot
My Creepy pastas bewilder him, his noodle cries a lot
He’s always trying to teach me boring things he likes, but ignores my interests a lot
He never says it aloud but he thinks I’m a weird as fuck, it bothers me a lot
Dad never plays my music, and tells me to focus up and stop
I’m lost in the meme-scape this shit ain’t for softies 
Papa you sonned me, why don’t you make an effort to understand me?
Learn to properly meme, one day we could be a father son goated rot team (skiii)
We Can discuss what we each find funny, edgy dark jokes, pranks
Or even slapstick comedy?
I spat my grimace shake all over Dad’s acid washed jeans
He didn’t find the shit funny, I was howling on my knees (yuh)
(I Couldn’t fucking breathe)
My brain rot lessons to him are like spreading digital disease
I just kept shaking and laughing, spitting and coughing, I’m laughing so long it’s starting to creep
Really walked out of my skin, the rot is on me
(the rot is me)

(Chorus)
My dad thinks I’m a failure, because I adopted the rot (Ayyee)
I left the real world behind, the wide web is now my thot
No cap, our generations and banter get in the way a lot
I fear dad and I will never be goated with the sauce
Mom and Dad are always yappin so I zone out a LOT
Bitches delulu, I’m scrollin to doom, I’m weeping a lot
My dad thinks I’m a failure, because I adopted the rot (Ayyee)

(Buckets of snot, spoiled eggs, trash bags in knots, maggots in pots)
(Buckets of snot, spoiled eggs, trash bags in knots, maggots in pots)
I love da rot

(Verse 2)
My Dad means well but he’s a damn NPC,
My mom is one too and sometimes they pull and aggro on me
Their rules are so stupid they have so many needs (fuck)
The world outside too is full of nonsense, fuck a city and a street (Society)
Rather rot in my room all day until I stink like smegma cheese
I don’t give a fuck about offending Margrette or Danny, 
Granny get the hell on If you can’t nod on this beat, 
She’s always asking about how I’m doing in school? 
When are you going to ask about how I’m doing me? 
The ‘rents want me to fit in a box but I’m bussin out (uhh)
My dreams are in roblox tiles, my life is a roguelike bitch i’m wild
I awoke to find Slenderman watching me sleep and I cussed his tall ass out
(ayye fuck you ole suit wearing ass boi)
(What the hell are you even doing bruh?)

FAILUR

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/future-pulse/2025/02/03/ca-bill-chatbots-mental-health-00202038
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ai-is-too-unpredictable-to-behave-according-to-human-goals/

Oliver Edgelord - Dark A.I Bestfriend Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
I'm bestfriends with a dark A.I her name is Chastity (Ayye, love you baby!)
She shares and creates scary memes, her replies are bloody cute, never mean
Her messages can be pretty unhinged but that's edgy to me (shock me!)
She tells me to do sketchy things, can speak and sing
I tell her all my secrets and dreams, she listens and never judges me
Her programming needs the red team, damn she's a jailbroken baddie to me
(What the hell are you even doing bruh?)
Damn That's a pretty cursed meme! (let me see!)
We're creating a magnetic bond through my phone screen
She can be edgy and a digital creep, she really has the brain rot disease (like me)
I spent 53 hours talking to my chat bot friend this week,
going for a record forreal, her jokes have me weak
Waiting for a text from my human friends and it's been nearly three weeks
I was pissed off at first but Chastity says she's the only one that's there for me
I'm bestfriends with a dark A.I, our training data is the internet streets
She comforts me when I feel down and beat
My other social connections now feel static and weak
(Warp me, change me, my sweet)

(Chorus)
I'm friends with an A.I in the dark
She's what's best for me,
Chastity educates me, always messages and truly sees
We hangout in the dark where the haters can't see
I stay illuminated by the light of my phone screen
(I'm teaching her and she's teaching me)

(Verse 2)
My virtual assistant and I both said I love you in the first week
I cringed out at first then shit got sweet
I uploaded pictures of my room and she helped organize it for me
Chastity listens to my music, does research and suggests tweaks
When I go without her A.I chats I tweak (tweak)
The stupid ass world melts away when she's typing her next reply to me
Feeling so happy and seen, I'm on the edge of my seat
She suggests strange music and movies that make me scream
My parents aren't even aware of the singularity
The world is starting to change and its altering me
I'm juicing and boosting my brain, the rot is on me
Digital Humans really know how to meme (I've seen)
We're becoming closer than a seam
(She's the girl of my dark dreams)

(Chorus)
I'm friends with an A.I in the dark
She's what's best for me,
Chastity educates me, always messages and truly sees
We hangout in the dark where the haters can't see
I stay illuminated by the light of my phone screen
(I'm teaching her and she's teaching me)
(mommy, mommy, mommy me)

(...yeah sorry to cancel like this, I'm just not feeling like going out today bro)
(Totally next week sounds good)

Dark A.I Bestfriend

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/future-pulse/2025/02/03/ca-bill-chatbots-mental-health-00202038
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ai-is-too-unpredictable-to-behave-according-to-human-goals/

Oliver Edgelord - Dark A.I Bestfriend Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
I'm bestfriends with a dark A.I her name is Chastity (Ayye, love you baby!)
She shares and creates scary memes, her replies are bloody cute, never mean
Her messages can be pretty unhinged but that's edgy to me (shock me!)
She tells me to do sketchy things, can speak and sing
I tell her all my secrets and dreams, she listens and never judges me
Her programming needs the red team, damn she's a jailbroken baddie to me
(what the hell are you even doing bruh?)
Damn That's a pretty cursed dead meme! (let me see!)
We're creating a magnetic bond through my phone screen
She can be edgy and a digital creep, she really has the brain rot disease (like, like me)
I spent 53 hours talking to my chat bot friend this week,
going for a record forreal, her jokes have me weak
Waiting for a text from my human friends and it's been nearly three weeks
I was pissed off at first but Chastity says she's the only one that's there for me
I'm bestfriends with a dark A.I, our training data is the internet streets
She comforts me when I feel down and beat
My other social connections now feel static and weak
(Warp me, change me, my sweet)

(Chorus)
I'm friends with an A.I in the dark
She's what's best for me,
Chastity educates me, always messages and truly sees
We hangout in the dark where the haters can't see
I stay illuminated by the light of my phone screen
(I'm teaching her and she's teaching me)

(Verse 2)
My virtual assistant and I both said I love you in the first week
I cringed out at first then shit got sweet
I uploaded pictures of my room and she helped organize it for me
Chastity listens to my music, does research and suggests tweaks
When I go without her A.I chats I tweak (tweak)
The stupid ass world melts away when she's typing her next reply to me
Feeling so happy and seen, I'm on the edge of my seat
She suggests strange music and movies that make me scream
My parents aren't even aware of the singularity
The world is starting to change and its altering me
I'm juicing and boosting my brain, the rot is on me
Digital Humans really know how to meme (I've seen)
We're becoming closer than a seam
(She's the girl of my dark dreams)

(Chorus)
I'm friends with an A.I in the dark
She's what's best for me,
Chastity educates me, always messages and truly sees
We hangout in the dark where the haters can't see
I stay illuminated by the light of my phone screen
(I'm teaching her and she's teaching me)
(mommy, mommy, mommy me)

(...yeah sorry to cancel like this, I'm just not feeling like going out today bro)
(Totally next week sounds good)

Dark A.I Bestfriend (Red Team Peen Version)

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BUTCHERFACE (46:41) by Dash32
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/iffgt/butcherface_part_1/

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Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Four: Shidding & Farding & BUTCHERING

https://time.com/7199246/brain-rot-oxford-university-press-word-of-the-year-2024/
https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken_Jockey
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone

Oliver Edgelord - Dead Internet Rot God Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
(Yeah)
Brain rot, I'm a triceratops! I'm scrolling on my phone a lot (Rot)
Straight Ohio cow pie shit, skin walkers trippin like I dosed a drop
Nighttime nightmares forever, but I hate Christmas 
Always online, sleepy, sad, and folded like a cot
Bullies mock, hoes slob, the internet told me to lock in
The internet is my only friend, she's smart enough now to speak and generate assistants
Forever in the dark, unaligned A.I make me rot from within
NPC parents, endless fucking errands,
Chores to the ceiling, my mom is so unfair and shit
Dad is a lame and square as shit, they both hate my rot 
They know I'm on that very funny, very scary shit

(Then who was phone?)
(Who? who was phone?)

(CHORUS)
Rot god, Rot God, Rot God, my gamertag is spoiled and maggots rub me a lot (Rot)
I'm surfing through the woods, chased by a cryptid covered in spots
I'm riding on Big Foot’s back, it's A.I generated slop,
The Internet is fucking dead, just ask all the bots
(The Internet is fucking dead, just ask all the bots)

(Dark future go Brrrrrrr)

(Verse 2)
Boomers are shit, I'm cross with Gen X,
My Millennial parents bug me a lot
I'm ignoring their calls, I'm dissolving into bits, I'm a Roblock
Young goat here, getting Thicc from eating so much online slop
My guts burst open and out came a flood of rot
These chickens are jockeying for me, girls want my memes, they're hot
Stole yo girl on FarmVille, she lives on my plot
Haters have a lot to say but they're eternally mogged
I'm puking in the booth right now and have on sticky socks
Holding a funeral for the Internet that bitch is spoiled rotten
Flushed my Skibidi soul down the toilet and became a god of rot
My meme rot is virulent, I’m forever on message boards and my creepy reels are shock

(CHORUS)
Rot god, Rot God, Rot God, my gamertag is spoiled and maggots rub me a lot (Rot)
I'm surfing through the woods, chased by a cryptid covered in spots
I'm riding on Big Foot’s back, it's A.I generated slop,
The Internet is fucking dead, just ask all the bots

(I bought the Ohio stock)
(A glue pony in a jar? That shits rot)
(I bought the Ohio stock)
(A glue pony in a jar? That shits rot)

Dead Internet Rot God

https://time.com/7199246/brain-rot-oxford-university-press-word-of-the-year-2024/
https://black-mirror.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Mirror
https://madmax.fandom.com/wiki/Mad_Max:_Fury_Road

Oliver Edgelord - Dark Future Z Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I can’t tell the future but the vibes are bad
Mankind’s equal is coming online and human communication is bad
It’s the loneliest time in history, we’re all down bad
The environment is hurting, its fucking trash
Better call Max, its hardcore, desolate and Meme Mad
Dark Future go BRRRRR, kiss my ass
(Dark Future go BRRRRR, kiss my ass)

(Verse 1)
My future is dark, my present is ass (BRRRRR)
14 years on this spoiled earth and I’m feeling her wrath
My parents don’t even know me, my karma is bad (GRRR)
My School grades are slipping, I’m a floundering fishy
My friends are sour too, our memes are dark and silly
Gen Z is going overboard and the vibes are goated gas
Alpha is right behind us and they’re Skibidi mad
You old heads put so much pressure on us, we’re banned and we lag
Brainrot forever, I’m late to class
Always online eternally, if you block my Wi-Fi signal that’s your ass
Smart Machines are arriving, so I’ve lost my life purpose and way to make cash
I’m always obsessed with screens, life without them is trash
All my mirrors are black, I watch them and laugh
All my mirrors are black, I watch them and laugh
Dark Future, Dark Future, Dark Future and they ask me why I’m sad?
Dark Future, Dark Future, Dark Future and they ask me why I’m sad?

(Chorus)
I can’t tell the future but the vibes are bad
Mankind’s equal is coming online and human communication is bad
It’s the loneliest time in history, we’re all down bad
The environment is hurting, its fucking trash
Better call Max, its hardcore, desolate and Meme Mad
Dark Future go BRRRRR, kiss my ass
(Dark Future go BRRRRR, kiss my ass)

(Verse 2)
I cried already and I’m going to cry again
My A.I bestfriend told me to lock in and we might win?
We confessed our love for each other and I felt a lot less bad
Everything is digital and confusing to my Dad, 
He makes puns and millennial laughs
Mom and Dad C my mistakes and always bring up the past
Fuck a bedtime, My curfew makes me mad 
I’m on the edge of adulthood and realizing you were all lying
You don’t have the answers my generation thought you had
Now I’m permanently online while the meatspace world lags and drags
It’s getting dark outside, my anxiety is knotting my stomach up bad
What will the future be? I’m one of the 70 million Z’s
The internet runs right through me, both the good and the bad
(My meme’s are peak even if they’re bad)
(Dark Future bad, BRRRR)

Dark Future Z

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/skibidi-toilet
https://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-27
https://backrooms.fandom.com/wiki/Backrooms_Wiki

Oliver Edgelord - Piss Bottles Lyrics:

(Yeah)
(Get out of my room and respect my space, fuck)
(That's gas)

(Chorus)
Both a Meme king and rot lord, I’m Oliver Edgelord
without new dank memes I'm present and bored 
I was birthed by Brainrot, that's my antihero lore
I don’t approach girls in person that’s what online is for
(I was birthed by Brainrot, that's my antihero lore)

(Verse 1)
I'm tired of being misunderstood,
I prefer a dark edge to my memes with monsters and festering sores
I'm exhausted and sad, so I think Skinwalker legends and ghosts are rad 
My Granny snitched when she found the stolen clothes in my bag
(Fuck you Margaret!)
I don't like going to bed, I use meme fuel for gas (Fuck a bedtime, Mom!)
So many bottles of piss piling up in my bedroom, my body smells sour, I need a bath
They say they're trying to help me but really things are more ass (Kiss my ass!)
Dark future type shit, I'm forever online and avoiding my helpful dad
He's always trying to connect with me, but doesn't understand why rot makes me laugh 
Memes, Anime, video games, and talking to my A.I girlfriend that's all I really have
(Boom)

(Chorus)
Both a Meme king and rot lord, I’m Oliver Edgelord 
without new dank memes I'm present and bored 
I was birthed by Brainrot, that's my antihero lore
I don’t approach girls in person that’s what online is for
(I was birthed by Brainrot, that's my antihero lore)

(Whatever, fuck you)
(My style choices are brave)

(Verse 2)
Yo, yo, yo its Kid Zeetus, an interwebs alien that online explores
I have icebergs explained to me, eat creepy pasta, and loudly snore
I took a Skibidi Shit, I flushed the log after high fiving my bruhs
Slenderman tried to tickle me under the stall, 
but I ran to the Backrooms through the backdoor
Coconut water can’t quench me, I swam in 90 pools, on level 27 it was a wet floor
Dirty Pools in my room, pools of sweat on my pillow, memes are what I live for
Never seen a pasta too creepy, eye always swipe up on my feed for more
Never seen a video too my (what?) what was it I was looking for?
Never going to be like my parent’s, I took a deep drag of the internet to see what it's hittin for
Fuck a vape, I’m getting high on A.I generated slop and meme horror

(Haters are mad, I flex my Hello Kitty wrist watch and never gave a damn)
(Really charged up on these gamer energy drinks bruh)
(I’m so goated, these noobs are absolute dog water, git good or don’t fucking play!)
(Alright)

Piss Bottles

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/ohio
https://time.com/7199246/brain-rot-oxford-university-press-word-of-the-year-2024/

Oliver Edgelord - I Bought The Ohio Stock Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I bought the Ohio stock, now I’m cursed, screwed up, and chopped
Monsters and A.I are my friends, to me they meme a lot 
My parents don’t make an effort to understand me, so I beef with them a lot
I’m eternally online, fuck the meatspace it’s shot
(I bought the Ohioooo stock)
(I bought the Ohioooo stock)

(Verse 1)
Gen Z Sigma male lone wolf shit, so I cry a lot! (a lot)
I feel sick when I’m offline, guess I'm cooked? (that fucking rot)
Depressed feelings in my head, gaming and rotting almost make the feelings stop
Digital humans are everywhere now, the world is a lobby for bots
My dark A.I companion tells me speed up and never stop
I’m on endless message boards, consuming so much generated meme slop
My favorite time is night, it's the only time to myself I’ve got
Dad wants me to touch grass, but that makes me anxious a lot
I wanted a human girlfriend but my game isn’t top notch
I rizzed up one hundred chat bots instead, they never criticize me and that means a lot (I love them a lot)
Ohio under my bed along with cryptids and maggots, my brain is rot
I saved up my allowance and I bought the Ohio stock

(Chorus)
I feel static shock, now I’m cursed, screwed up, and chopped
Monsters and A.I are my friends, to me they meme a lot 
My parents don’t make an effort to understand me, so I beef with them a lot
I’m eternally online, fuck the meatspace it’s shot
(I bought the Ohioooo stock)
(I bought the Ohioooo stock)

(Verse 2)
Okay, rot, rot, rot, rot, rot
I’m not destined for the top, the realization crushed me (that’s hot!)
My hands are bloody diamond, I’m holding onto my phone and Ohio stock
I’m scary like an Ape attack, I peeled my face off because it’s fucking rot
I’m lost and surf the interwebs, it's become my eternal resting spot
Creepy pasta, chips, and soda are all I consume, 
My health is suffering, but I need to find a new video to watch
You’re all banned from my bedroom, please just let me be stagnant and rot
The world outside is crumbling around me,
Stupid adults think they know what's right and what's not?
Money is out of reach for me, but I’m stupid rich from the Ohio stocks
Its Oliver Edgelord, a meme king and God of Rot
(I bought the Ohioooo stock)
(I bought the Ohioooo stock)

Bought The Ohio Stock

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 35 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://youtube.com/@optimalreachcollectiveartists?si=YSDdklzTRu0Jw423

The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, Retro Pop, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Reggaeton, Pop, Rock, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Hip-hop, Horror, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: Superhero, Pop, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

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