Sam and Steve visit another historically traumatic film from the 80's to see what its like as adults. 

Episode 66 - Return to Oz

Double Drop

R3mark - Cryptid
Keyto Dubz - Xtermination Machine




R3mark & Keyto Dubz - Cryptid Machine

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
I, The Mad Catter, am back! 
I bring you a brand new episode of Twisted Teatime as part of my relaunch of this podcast. I know I haven't been around since Halloween, but life has been raining lemons and nobody seems to want to buy lemonade! 

In tonight's story, our protagonist just wants to beat the heat and visit his family, but traffic is a separate layer of hell unto itself so he decides to go off the beaten path. Well, when he does this, he tells us "I found a Dark and Lonely Road"

I Found a Dark and Lonely Road - by Shadowswimmer77 
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Found_a_Dark_and_Lonely_Road

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Twisted Teatime E71 I Found a Dark and Lonely Road

https://time.com/7199246/brain-rot-oxford-university-press-word-of-the-year-2024/
https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken_Jockey
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone

Oliver Edgelord - Dead Internet Rot God Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
(Yeah)
Brain rot, I'm a triceratops! I'm scrolling on my phone a lot (Rot)
Straight Ohio cow pie shit, skin walkers trippin like I dosed a drop
Nighttime nightmares forever, but I hate Christmas 
Always online, sleepy, sad, and folded like a cot
Bullies mock, hoes slob, the internet told me to lock in
The internet is my only friend, she's smart enough now to speak and generate assistants
Forever in the dark, unaligned A.I make me rot from within
NPC parents, endless fucking errands,
Chores to the ceiling, my mom is so unfair and shit
Dad is a lame and square as shit, they both hate my rot 
They know I'm on that very funny, very scary shit

(Then who was phone?)
(Who? who was phone?)

(CHORUS)
Rot god, Rot God, Rot God, my gamertag is spoiled and maggots rub me a lot (Rot)
I'm surfing through the woods, chased by a cryptid covered in spots
I'm riding on Big Foot’s back, it's A.I generated slop,
The Internet is fucking dead, just ask all the bots
(The Internet is fucking dead, just ask all the bots)

(Dark future go Brrrrrrr)

(Verse 2)
Boomers are shit, I'm cross with Gen X,
My Millennial parents bug me a lot
I'm ignoring their calls, I'm dissolving into bits, I'm a Roblock
Young goat here, getting Thicc from eating so much online slop
My guts burst open and out came a flood of rot
These chickens are jockeying for me, girls want my memes, they're hot
Stole yo girl on FarmVille, she lives on my plot
Haters have a lot to say but they're eternally mogged
I'm puking in the booth right now and have on sticky socks
Holding a funeral for the Internet that bitch is spoiled rotten
Flushed my Skibidi soul down the toilet and became a god of rot
My meme rot is virulent, I’m forever on message boards and my creepy reels are shock

(CHORUS)
Rot god, Rot God, Rot God, my gamertag is spoiled and maggots rub me a lot (Rot)
I'm surfing through the woods, chased by a cryptid covered in spots
I'm riding on Big Foot’s back, it's A.I generated slop,
The Internet is fucking dead, just ask all the bots

(I bought the Ohio stock)
(A glue pony in a jar? That shits rot)
(I bought the Ohio stock)
(A glue pony in a jar? That shits rot)

Dead Internet Rot God

Fresno Nightcrawlers

@WYTCHR - BIGFOOT FT. @FAT-MANE PROD. @TELLEMRACK

WYTCHR - BIGFOOT FT. FAT MANE ( PROD. TELLEMRACK )

Tune in to today's episode as we are diving back into the world of cryptozoology with a classic cryptid - and that my friends is none other than El Chupacabra(s). In this episode we'll get into the origins of this strange creature taking a look at the Puerto Rico sightings of the mid-90s as well as some other mysterious encounters including the Moca Vampire. We'll also look at how the myths and tales evolved over time and if there are any viable theories as to what was terrorizing the island of Puerto Rico all those years ago. Was it an alien? a dog/coyote hybrid? a government experiment gone wrong? or perhaps a demon? tune in to find out... All of this and more in this episode!

Music Credit:
Clyde Lewis - El Chupacabra Song




#135 - El Chupacabra - The Moca Vampire

ForgottenSon as Saturn
Badger DryW4ter as The Wendigo

The Wendigo (0:24) 
SEE NO FILTER - Wendigo gnaws a skull, off the dome
WEAK TO SILVER? - For I take gold, hear the whistle blow?
SEEM OFF KILTER - Shake like leaves as I stalk from the fog.
BREATHING THINNER - Lungs freeze as a Giant’s gas is cut off.

Rings like egypt, no Anubis, as your death drops in,
Jupiter’s mini me sees only red droplets.
Fuck Loch Ness, this monster is locked in
Going off script, pile bodies like a mosh pit

I prowl on beats, this planet cant plan to flow with me!
Your one big thing is a fun fact for buoyancy
Named from a god of time? And yours is running low
Relevancy drops dead, when that ring’s slowly going ghost

Saturn (1:00)
Why you running fades? When your run’s faint
You got them hunger pains, and yeah it left you changed
I’ll keep it plain, got the most drip in the milky way
So tell me, why is the Gas Giant faced with another Rake?

Causing hella killings? Wendigo, learn wendi-stop it
Cuz you’d make hella killing as a mascot for hot topic
Got 7 rings of rock, that you’ll be sent through
You’re gone now, no mystery solved, no Wendigoon!

yo girl attracted to me, I call her my Orb-itch
We look into 69 - you look like 96
A lifeless figure of sticks; built like a twig
Lost to the Loch Ness, There’s no shot kid you’re locked in


The Wendigo (1:35)
OH - Is the asteroid done belting? FINALLY
IS JUPITER’S RED SPOT DONE SPIRALING?
Ironic, like the void you dwell in, your fame’s vanished
Pluto’s more important than you and he’s not even a planet


Saturn (1:47)
Call me an asteroid, you meat-eater-ologist,
And maybe get a taste of fame skyrocketing,
Your found footage is faker than the moon landing
Guess this cannibal got canned, since his fame was abandoned!

Beat Produced by NetuH
Art by Grasman & DryW4ter
Written by DryW4ter & BirdJormungandr | Addiontional Writing by Elizakin
Mixed by Box

BDGR Bites! - The Wendigo vs. Saturn (Prod. NetuH)

The three hosts are back to talk about the premier hvz destination, Survival Fest: The Shadow Under Athens! it's a heart fealt reunion on this episode :)

Take the Lead by Kevin MacLeod
Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4458-take-the-lead
License: filmmusic.io/standard-license

Survival Fest 2025

We pitch a film where cryptids have come out of hiding... and they're shilling their brand new currency!

Deleted Scenes: The Cryptid Coin (With Eden MW)

Welcome to Optimal Reach Collective Artists (ORCA)! This is a musical and visual arts project involving 41 virtual artists given life through Artificial Intelligence. My music can be found on Instagram under Orcasongs and on Youtube as Optimal Reach Collective Artists.

All lyrics are original and I am the sole writer on all songs posted. The instrumentals, vocals, music videos, and album art are generated in collaboration with multiple A.I softwares. Songs are explicit and for adults, lyrics are in the description. Thank you for visiting and having an open mind to emerging technology and ways it can be used to enhance our artistic abilities.

My goal with this project is to learn to better use generation tools, dispel stigma about them, and show that A.I music and virtual A.I artists can be as enjoyable and commercially viable as conventional music. I own the rights to all music and characters posted here, the characters, situations, views, are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. If you would like to use any of my songs in your videos or other projects reach out through email at: optimalreach3@gmail.com, thanks!

Contribute (Cash app): $Moneytummi

https://www.instagram.com/orcasongs/
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The Virtual artists of Optimal Reach Collective:

1. Maleena Cassius: Dark Pop, Experimental Pop, Hip-hop, Rock

2. TELNU: Hip-hop, Emo rap, SimpCore, Mumble rap, GamerCore, E-Girls, Anime, Memes, Internet culture, Technology

3. HipGrind:  Rock, Post-hardcore, Melodic Rock, Metal

4. Pierce Plank:  Country, Folk, Experimental Rock, Hip-hop, SimpCore

5. Spooky Entanglement:  EDM, Electric, Hip-hop, Futurism, Pop, Singularity, Artificial Intelligence, technology

6. GOONFOOL:  Hyperpop, GlitchCore, DigiCore, Party, Memes, Rave, Internet culture

7. Ellison Maggot:  Horrorcore, Hip-hop, Pop, HalloweenCore, Horror Rap, Rock, Creepy pasta, MonsterCore

8. Paulette Park:  Country, Country Pop, Folk, Electric Country, Dark Country, Cryptid Country, Hip-hop

9. Bebe Too Niiice:  Hip-hop, Twerk, Lyrical rap, R&B

10. Jupiter Signals:  Rock, Faith based Rock, CommunityCore, FaithCore, FriendshipCore, Religion

11. Billy Bait Car:  Hip Hop, Pop, Alternative Rock, Racing, Singularity, Virtual Reality, Artificial Intelligence, Futurism

12. Nora Ganymede:  Dark Pop, CellarCore, Phonaesthetics, NumberCore, ScrambleCore, SynesthesiaCore, Word Salad, Retro, Reality, Cosmic Horror, Time Travel

13. Violette Zinnia:  Folk, Dark Pop, Pop, Mystery, Supernatural, Ghost, Monstercore, creepypasta

14. Fortuna Pelk:  Folk, Pop, Synth Pop, FairyCore, Environmental Conservation, Communitycore, Climate Change

15. Vouple Goalz:  Pop, Pop Rock, Post-hardcore, Horrorcore, Monstercore, Vampire Fantasy

16. Preppy Gxd Steven:  Hip-hop, Pop, PreppyCore, PrepCore, Crypto, Finance, tech bro, Robotics, memes, Internet culture, technology

17. EverSong Mall:  Dark Pop, LiminalCore, 90's Pop, Retro, Horrorcore, Creepy Pasta, BuildingCore, MallCore, Monstercore

18. CHOMP CHAMP!!!:  Rock, Pop, ZombieCore, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Video Games, memes

19. Gene, The Lich: Hip-hop, Pop, HorrorCore, Scramo, Singularity, Futurecore, Robotics, Gene modification, Body Modification, Artificial Intelligence, technology

20. Victor Vibe:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental Rock, Friendshipcore, Positive Vibes, Kindness, Self Help, Motivational Speech, Meditation

21. Katherine Caroline KateFish:  Hip-hop, Pop, Experimental, RealityCore, SimulationCore, Cosmic Horror, Clown, Horror 

22. Devon Debonair:  Hip-hop, Pop, Emo Pop, Horror, MonsterCore, RPG, Monster Hunting, HunterCore, Hero, Supernatural, video games 

23. Miranda Annalise Odo (Mad Honey Mandi):  Hip-hop, Post-Hardcore, Hyperpop, Sex, Relationships

24. Parental Troll:  - Hip-hop, Married Life, FamilyCore, Anime, Memes, Relationships, Drugs, Partying

25. The Deviled Eggs:  Rock, Country, Techno, MonsterCore, Supernatural, Monsterhuntercore, Creepy pasta, Monstercore

26. Vetabayrhimrah:  Horrorcore, Dark Pop, Hip-hop, MonsterCore, Creepy Pasta

27. Inner Shu:  Pop, Country, Hyperpop, Fantasy, Supernatural, Cosmic Horror, Monsterhunter 

28. A Woman With A Sword:  Reggaeton, Hip-hop, Fantasycore, Adventure, Video Games, RPG, MonsterCore, HunterCore, Hero

29. Imogen Darp:  Dark Pop, Reggaeton, Rock, Love, Extraterrestrials, Romance, Existentialism, Relationships, Monstercore, Horror, Cosmic Horror

30. Imelda With Dragon Hands:  Rock, Synth Pop, Choir, Fantasycore, Monstercore, RPG, Adventure

31. Rowan Frey:  Death Metal, K-pop, Monstercore, Zombiecore, Horrorcore, Horror, Technology

32. Super Millennium Troop:  Rock, Hip-hop, Monstercore, Hero, Cosmic, Superhero, Supernatural

33. Oliver Edgelord:  Hip-hop, Brainrot, Memes, Creepy Pasta, Horror, Singularity, Emo, Internet culture

34. Deep Aberration Lab: Orca (D.A.L.O):  Pop, Rock, Paranormal, Monsters, Monstercore, Supernatural, Science, Hollow Earth

35. Qwicked Fast: R&B, Hyperpop, Superhero, Love, Cosmic Horror, Supernatural, Battle

36. Sybil Psychonaut:  Triphop, retro, 90s, Supernatural, Paranormal, Psychic, Psionics

37. Beatrice Cone:  Alternative Rock Folk, Folk, retro, Supernatural

38. Max Malarkie:  Alternative Rock, Hip-hop, Supernatural, Paranormal, Monster, Monstercore

39. Infinite E-Girl:  Pop, Retro, Singularity, Robotics, Digital Human, Artificial Intelligence, Chatbot

40. Beatrice Cone:  Folk, Alternative Rock, Math Rock, Honeybees, Nature, Climate change, technology

41. Madeline Mayflies:  R&B, Folk, Cult, Apocalypse, Death, Horror, Creepy, Immortality,

Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell! 

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Befalling Silence Productions is a label releasing music within the Dark Ambient, Drone, Death Industrial, Power Electronics, Noise, Dungeon Synth and Soundtrack genres with occasionally forays into unknown territory.

Welcome, my Creepy Kitties, to Twisted Teatime! A podcast of stories sinister and strange! 

Wherein I, your host, The Mad Catter, regale you with Creepypasta's, classic horror tales, and even a few original pieces. So sit back, enjoy a goblet of fermented grape tea, and settle in for some relaxing musical screams.

Join us as we bring you tales of all things beyond scientific understanding and the laws of nature whether they be fictional or true. Taking a look at popular shows, books, films, the people who create them, real and fictional influences, fan theories, conspiracy theories, cryptid legends, aliens and plenty of other topics along the way! Turn on, tune in, nerd out.

Tyler, Scotty, and Brain (Brian) are three Humans vs Zombies players from the northeast Ohio and southwest Pennsylvania area. They have a combined almost 30 years of play experience and have attended almost 200 hvz games. These are their stories.

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Album alterations for special episodes made by Brain.

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