Song originally by Baby Giraffes(Rip) (Cover)

Why We Got Married

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The first song that will be released on our EP Multidimensional Massacre
I Kidnapped The Princess coming at you with some violent Nintendocore

Lyrics:

Princess was taken into a new castle
Nintendo has tortured me just for the numbers
Just like a Pokémon forced into battle
Bloodshot red eyes as I never get slumber

She was kidnapped by a turtle
As I stab it with a piercing knife
It’s a hazard to eat these reptile corpses
Come on man, old tricks make you die
It’s kind of hard to see with a knife in your eye
Come on man, you can’t win with those moves
Nintendo made this gimmick too damn overused

The princess was safe but this story won’t end
Your foolishness won’t give you time to repent
Nintendo will milk you till they’re satisfied
They’ll cry out for mercy as they watch you die

This princess will be grateful that your ass is finally dead
The worst thing is when you died you saw the princess suck my balls

“Bowser is a bitch ass motherfucker, get the fuck up if you think you can fucking take me, try to take what you want all you’ll see is my fist, try to run up on me I’ll put you in a ditch”

Uuuughhhh

I'M TIRED OF SAVING THE GOD DAMN PRINCESS

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Second single off of our upcoming EP Multidimensional Massacre

Lyrics: 
Why I oughtta be way more blunt 
I oughtta be way more blunt 
I’m weighing thoughts on my tongue 
Like I’m a scale for a whale shark 

Where's my strength when I need it damnit? 
I acknowledge things but I can’t understand it
I thought we’d be together till the end of the planet 
I feel despair as I’m the one who ends our love

We’ve reached the end of our bond, I feel despair 
I don’t want to let go just yet 
You’re still attached to my heart, I’m in distress
When you’re gone I feel missing

If you're gone I’ll have a part of me missing 
Half of me just lived for you 
Even if we’re not together 
The worst part is I’ll still fucking love you

Hang tight, it’s gonna be alright
You’ll be okay when you’re through this
Hang tight, it’s gonna be alright
You’ll be okay when you’re through this

If it’s the end of our bond, then it’s okay 
I guess love’s not meant for us 
I’m still attached to your face, but I’m alright
I’ll be fine once I adjust

Toasty

Our relationship is dead
And I’m not a necrophilic 
Our relationship is dead
And I’m not a necrophilic

Scorpion's Spear Was Her Favorite Rose Toy

Will be on all streaming platforms soon, sorry for the delay

Lyrics:

Keep that man away from my dog 
Or they’ll be a disaster 
Keep that man away from my dog

Snapchat premium is a waste of money
It’s also a new way to reveal you’re single 
If you’re gonna waste your money on fake pills
Maybe you should not make false promises

Whoever put somebody on doxbin 
Has casted a horrific fate on themself
They have permanent virginity 
They’ll never feel the touch of a woman 

This is what you deserve 
You have always been a nuisance to our Minecraft world 

We’d be very reckless if we ever let you join back
Aware you can’t be trusted with information we hand out
We are dinosaurs and now with you gone we stand out
We’d be intoxicated if we ever let you join back
Must be some laced up chemicals in our own drinks that made our brains not work

You took some Adderall and thought you were tweaking out 
Stop harassing the fat man, or you’ll get everyone killed 
You want to be a thug huh? Well step one get out of the cornfield
Didn’t know a gang banger lived up in the country mountains 

Your music is a cheap bootleg game to the artist you copy
The only opp you have is intelligence, you two can’t work together 

Marker man

Keep the peanut butter thug away from my Pokemon

I'm a Unicorn! (1-800-ZOMBIE Cover)

DANCE LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT BITCH!!!! (Bonus Track)

Nerd Ragefest Totality

The cake is a lie...

In 2011 I played an event in Detroit called Ultra Mega Awesome Extreme. At the show a fan, rather overwhelmed by my presence, asked me if I'd be playing You're A Bad Cat Man. Due to the nature of the show, I had already made the setlist and couldn't deviate from it, but I said I'd try to work it in.
In the midst of playing the set, I completely forgot about trying to play the song.

The following year, I was asked to participate again, so I made sure to put it in the setlist and play it. However, the song is so old that it says nothing of where I am musically, so I reworked the entire song. This is what I did for that show... and then I recorded new vocals for some reason.

You're A Bad Cat Man (You're A Bad 2012 Man mix)

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botch up and die

REJECT IRONY
EMBRACE DISCOMFORT
LOVING BLISS AT LIGHTSPEED

SPAZZPOP FOREVER
(2005 - FOREVER)

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br00tal karaoke-core digi-grind 
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