Let’s be real: this album is like spilling your dirtiest secrets to someone you met three hours ago… only with a French Touch groove to keep you safe. Beats dripping with late-night sweat, hooks that smell like too many bad decisions, and lyrics staring you dead in the eye saying, “Yeah… so what?” It’s funky, a little filthy, dangerously improvised, and it dances where it probably shouldn’t. This isn’t just our confession — it’s yours now.

07.Still Got That Glimmer

03.Hailey

09.I don t owe you cool

13.Offset confessions

02.velvet happens

10.Kiss Me in French

06.She Shymes

08.City Starts to Breathe

01.Ego Glow

12.Cora

Hi. We’re Starsky & Clit.

We were born in a malfunctioning jacuzzi during a blackout.
We make tracks for elevators that flirt and hotel rooms that never checked out.

Synths? Yes.
Basslines? Unsupervised.
Genres? Somewhere between electro-funk, French shame, and a softcore documentary about regrets.

Sometimes it’s 120 BPM.
Sometimes it’s slower.
Always too late to turn back.

We don’t play live.
We sweat in private.
We don’t go viral.
We leave stains.

If it grooves, sticks, or makes your aunt raise an eyebrow —
that’s probably us.

Starsky & Clit.
Available in cassette, steam, and poor decisions.

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