The world had not heard a bass drop in years. When the draconic army attacked from the south, they didn’t just burn cities—they stole the groove. Among the hardest hit was the legendary EDM duo, Dick Slangerz. Their ability to produce music? Gone. Their beats? Lifeless. Separated and broken, they faded into obscurity.

But then came the prophecy.

Deep in the ruins of UltraValhalla—the last festival before the dragons struck—lay an ancient artifact, said to restore rhythm to the world. With nothing left to lose, the Slangerz reunited.

Through scorched lands and forgotten raves, they fought their way to the artifact: The Holy MIDI Controller. As they touched it, a drop so powerful echoed across the world that even the dragons paused, heads nodding to the beat.

The silence was over. Dick Slangerz had returned.

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