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Because everything else is just a podcast.

It's surprising that a film like Small Soldiers exists, and the Slice of Cherry Guys are lucky to have been born in a time where they can watch it (repeatedly). A weird mix of edgy adult comedy with toy-oriented merch - both in the real world and the film itself - that ends up being a strange tonal mess which, honestly, is kind of a minor miracle just for its sheer existence. Who knew we'd want Tommy Lee Jones as a four-inch-tall action figure spouting war one-liners, or an extended battle sequence involving toasters shooting flaming CDs, or Phil Hartman as *the worst* neighbour you could have in the 90s? (though Hartman himself is the best; RIP to a legendary actor)

Not only do we think this film still rules, despite its messiness. Not only do we find a lot to talk about. But in a series-first for us, the Slice of Cherry Guys spend *far* too much time mapping the sequel we'll likely never get, but would absolutely watch. It involves AI, a power-mad techbro and a sort-of crossover with Alex Garland's Civil War film. Trust us, it's a great idea. 

If any executives at Disney are listening to this podcast, tell us what you thought at sliceofcherryguys@gmail.com!

EXTRA LINKS:
Behind the scenes of the puppetry of Small Soldiers, via Stan Winston School: https://www.stanwinstonschool.com/blog/small-soldiers-puppets-battle-rehearsal

Short behind-the-scenes video of the making of Small Soldiers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cIL__jwWY8

Short article on the rating of Small Soldiers and how it impacted the Burger King toyline, via E! News: https://www.eonline.com/news/36690/small-soldiers-big-controversy

Simon Abrams' interview with Joe Dante on his career, including some chat on Small Soldiers, via RogerEbert.com: https://www.rogerebert.com/interviews/like-going-to-church-joe-dante-on-the-movie-orgy

Variety article on the (sadly cancelled) Toymageddon remake of Small Soldiers: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/fox-buys-toymageddon-justin-lin-674723/

Small Soldiers (Slice of Cherry Guys #77)

got 40 and you know -oh -oh ok

you drivin down bloody roads oh oh ok

walk em down with a pole oh oh ok

bloody red is the new bloody black ok 

got 40 and you know -oh -oh ok

sort it out wit a lot of cocaine ok

icey as a mother fucker like im buying johnny dang 

lookin down on muther fucker like im standing on your grave 

let the metal talk 

let it scream bang bang 

giving out some dumb brain 

dumb brain 

bang bang

gang gang 

mother fuckers screamin that shit every day 

shut the fuck up and get paid 

got 40 and you know -oh -oh ok

you drivin down bloody roads oh oh ok

walk em down with a pole oh oh ok

bloody red is the new bloody black ok 

bloody black ok 

bloody black ok 

bloody black ok 

bloody, bloody, bloody 

somthing bad and you know that its following aye 

80 mags to the face with the hollow tips 

100 racks in the case with a bitch in my name 

100 racks in my name but the trap stay the same 

got some tress under lights and you know its that pain 

got some tress under lights that taste like lemonade 

got some tress under lights that be growing gelonade 

got some bitches in the night that be takin pain away 

jump 40 and you know -oh -oh ok

you drivin down bloody roads oh oh ok

walk em down with a pole oh oh ok

bloody red is the new bloody black ok 

get 40 and you know -oh -oh ok

sort it out wit a lot of cocaine ok

icey as a mother fucker like im buying johnny dang 

lookin down on muther fucker like im standing on your grave 

making money making money making money dollar sighn 
   
making money making money making money every night 

making money making money making money for my life 

making money making money making money cuz i die 

got 40 and you know -oh -oh ok

sort it out wit a lot of cocaine ok

icey as a mother fucker like im buying johnny dang 

lookin down on muther fucker like im standing on your grave 

let the metal talk 

let it scream bang bang 

giving out some dumb brain 

dumb brain 

bang bang

gang gang 

mother fuckers screamin that shit every day 

shut the fuck up and get paid

40.50k

song from a month ago, a did a lot of new mixxing and mastering tricks on it. idk if i post on spotify

s/o nevermore btw for givin me sum sauce

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please dont leave baby i need ur fuckin love
tilt my head back while im loadin up the slugs
i was at my lowest never got a fuckin hug
now my wrists scratched like im rollin on the rug
please dont leave baby i need ur fuckin love
tilt my head back while im loadin up the slugs
i was at my lowest never got a fuckin hug
now my wrists scratched like im rollin on the rug

push my head down and cry inside the stall
u love to be around but not pick me up while i crawl
looked into the mirror but i see nothing at all
lost my fuckin mind while scratching at the walls

rolling on the rug (prod. frostedaway)

Driftframe Foldback

my favorite skeleton song, had on repeat when first dropped and got me thru the times. used new FL things

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You can hop in your car, I'm thirty hours away
So you could see me in a little more than over a day
I was four years old, I had a smile on my face
I know what happened, you did something and it caused me to change
I don't like it when they look at me in that kind of way
You can kiss me when you leave, but know I want my space
Hated hugging for the longest, so I pushed you away
But it'll never be your fault what really happened that day
These people, they all alarm you
I know it feels like they all wanna harm you
But not everyones the same as she was
You're capable, and you need love

You can hop in your car, I'm thirty hours away
So you could see me in a little more than over a day
I was four years old, I had a smile on my face
I know what happened, you did something and it caused me to change



thats life tho u get sick n die (wifiskeleton cover)

érase una vez

still learning fl studio
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World turned its back on me just like an orphan
I'm on the internet sellin' my organs
Said you would change, but my soul has been scorchin'
I guess that to you that your friends more important
Pretend I've forgotten his name
Down DXM but my thoughts stay the same
I feel like you poison my brain

I've been thinking that you are my consequence
You expect me to drown you in compliments
But those randoms were boosting your confidence
Satan tells me that you are my opposite
I would give him my soul if he offered it
I would give him my soul just to get you back
And you're in my bed but I'm not attached
Smokin' outside 'til my lungs black

you r my consequences... yeaaaa (wifiskeleton cover)

BlxxdS1pp1n9

"unravel" gec stolen midi remix v3.9 (patch -5.6lufs)

ALLTHINGS

when the mix is shit the master is shit and the lyrics is shit
got bored and made dis inna hour  (fuck knighton who the fuck takes family photos most white gay shit ever)

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after all this time u still never fucking changed
ive been goin hard but im still stuck up in my ways
been awake at night for at least 23 days
u can see my ribs but just know that i like the pain

i cant get on the meds cuz it just fucks up in my head
its the middle of the day but i dont wanna get out my bed
how the fuck do i get up after all the things they said?
its worthless, id rather rot and drop fucking dead







twenty-three days til my body decays (prod. wingsxrra)

witchbox cover

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Quick scope to my skull like I'm a target
Point it then I spray, I just reload it then I cock it
Got some gas it's pokin' out my pocket
Codeine in my trousers with a blunt I need to spark it
Smoking on this J I need my toxins
Greenin' out today I'm gonna hurl I'm feelin' nauseous
Baby I'll be happy in my coffin
Never cared this world is fucking stupid I want off it


lets blaze this spliff

We Never Learn

Had the honor of playing at Wolvenroedel - Dagkapers in celebration of the 10th year anniversary of being in Holland of Zo and some birthdays including mine. I ran some groovy, funky and tacky tracks which obviously generated some dancing vibes. Enjoy a listen :)

THEPOCKETDJ @ WOLVENROEDEL PRESENTS DAGKAPERS

135BPM
if u wanna buy - dm me in discord @3xcute or @igotswagfrom2007 in telegram

[FREE] NECROSOCIETY X FROSTTT X DIKLORDFENIL TYPE BEAT - "KILLING SPREE" [[prod. by 3xcute]]

Shawty you so fine

VAYY & Mawk Phoenix - Funny Valentine (short)

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We're Chris and Dave - best friends, gamers, and opinionated pop culture people!

Each week we talk about something that catches our fancy: movies, TV, video games, music, nothing's off limits. We often disagree with each other but we *always* have good chats with strong opinions and perspectives.

Settle in, order a slice and get a damn good coffee to go with it!

Silk Road Posse
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i hope my bro gets better

I'm a songwriter from just outside of Manchester in the UK, looking to work with artists from around the world. Here you'll find demos of some of my songs to give you a flavour of what I'm about. Thanks for listening!

i make edits.
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NUEVO TEMA EN YOUTUBE
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Let’s groove beyond the recipe, dance with the quake, and make the movie moving!

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