[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 8:15 AM.
The Flying S’more Hotel, Doom Island.

After putting away all of his possessions and overlooking his map of the island, Magnifico finally leaves his hotel room and heads to the bar. He figured a quick whiskey and some breakfast before his expedition wouldn’t hurt.

The hotel’s bar has a rustic feel to it, alongside having a large balcony on the right wall, giving a nice view of the ocean. Magnifico takes a seat at the bar table and is greeted by Ray, the bartender. Ray is a black man with short, black curly hair, wearing a button-up shirt with an apron.

Ray: Morning, sir. What can I getcha?
Magnifico: Just a glass of whisky, and I say, have you got any beans back there?
Ray: Haha. Yeah. We got beans.
Magnifico: Just get me a big plate of beans, old boy. It’s been a while since I’ve had a classic English breakfast.
Ray: Well, if you insist. One whisky and a plate of beans, coming right up.

Ray pours Magnifico a glass of whisky, and dumps a can of beans onto a plate. Ray grabs himself a beer from the fridge and cracks it open

Ray: As a wise man once said, “Fuck the world, feed it beans”.
Magnifico: Cheers to that!

The two collide their glasses before taking a sip.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xq9VTPX8XCGDudZHmsXfjUuz2kmmD6IewINEiroZqYY/edit?usp=sharing]

10 - Get Me A Fuckin' Beer

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[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 8:45 AM.
Outside the Flying S’more Hotel, Doom Island.

Magnifico stepped outside and lit a cigar. The sun was fully illuminating the beach. It was a warm morning, and Magnifico appreciated it as opposed to the cold weather he’d experienced in England.

Magnifico: Well I was wishing to begin my adventure today, but it’s already rather late in the morning. I think I’ll take the rest of the day to familiarize myself with the island, and perhaps visit those ruffians and take a gander at their armory. I wonder what that eyepatched hooligan and his friend are up to down there.

Once Magnifico had finished his cigar, he decided to check out the main trail into the jungle, which lay right between the hotel and its neighboring restaurant, The Soggy Biscuit.

Magnifico: This must be the trail into the jungle.
Magnifico: Well, there’s no time to stand here and gawk. Tally ho!

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hENvAfGKWpyKcwJL1NNoJ6umbmbOmyH1W6uEVnRORuk/edit?usp=sharing]

11 - Pendulum Jungle Sounds

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June 21st, 2019. 9:30 AM.
Killer Geckos HQ, Deep Jungle, Doom Island.

Jennings presses a button on the side of one of his butterfly knives. The blade of the knife launches towards Magnifico and blows up, creating a large explosion. Jennings laughs. 

The smoke clears, and Magnifico can be seen still standing, but dirtied from the explosion. He also has the blade lodged in his forearm. Magnifico grabs the blade and pulls it out with no blood leaving his body.

Magnifico: You underestimate me, old boy. Don’t you know? I’m English! I get stabbed in the streets for breakfast!
Jennings: Oh, I’m not done with you yet.

Jennings puts his other knife in his pocket, and pulls out two Mini Uzis from behind him.

Jennings: GUN ENTHUSIAST!!!

Jennings opens fire on Magnifico. Magnifico runs and hides behind a rock near the entrance to the HQ, managing to miss the bullets coming his way. Jennings empties his guns and makes his way towards the rock, whistling happily.

Jennings: Come on, Rockwell. Get up. We’ve got a lot more pain to endure.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jiwaTwLRRAivYPHoqqpbVhm4LKeb3SlfDqEGqrgWSAc/edit?usp=sharing]

12 - My Little Friend

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June 21st, 2019. 9:45 AM.
Killer Geckos HQ, Deep Jungle, Doom Island.

Jennings cocks his gun, ready to unload his bullets into Magnifico’s face. Magnifico holds his arm in front of his head, hoping that it might stop the bullet, but knowing that one way or another, death was ahead of him.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a blonde woman falls out of the sky and lands directly onto Jennings, completely knocking him down. He drops his gun.

Magnifico: Good heavens!
Jennings: What the fuck? Evelyn?

The woman gets up. She’s wearing a white tank top and gray sweatpants, alongside a pair of plastic cat ears, barely even on her head. In her hand is a half empty bottle of Smirnoff No. 21 Vodka, somehow still intact. This woman is Evelyn Okadi, Toby Jennings’ girlfriend.

Evelyn: oh hi *hic* honey bun.
Jennings: Evelyn? What were you doing in a tree?
Evelyn: i was bird- *hic* -watching... watching for birds. hehe.
Jennings: Are you ok? That was like 400 feet!
Evelyn: i’m fiiiiiiine my arms not broken your arms broken. could someone with *hic* broken limbs do this?

Evelyn jumps around like a drunken maniac and poses like Hercules to prove that she wasn’t hurt by the fall.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kqve_vOXWRCvySEa_ccHTqtwU7uqJl7U8RB9HzNH32E/edit?usp=sharing]

13 - Drunk Evelyn

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June 21st, 2019. 9:45 AM.
Killer Geckos HQ, Deep Jungle, Doom Island.

Jennings cocks his gun, ready to unload his bullets into Magnifico’s face. Magnifico holds his arm in front of his head, hoping that it might stop the bullet, but knowing that one way or another, death was ahead of him.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a blonde woman charges towards Jennings and punches him in the face, completely knocking him down. He drops his gun.

Evelyn: GET THE FUCK DOWN SPY MOTHERFUCKER!
Magnifico: Good heavens!
Jennings: What the fuck? Evelyn?

The woman beats her chest like an ape. She’s wearing a white tank top and gray sweatpants, alongside a pair of plastic cat ears. She seems like she’s downed 40 Red Bulls in the past hour. This woman is Evelyn Okadi, Toby Jennings’ girlfriend.

Evelyn: OH SHIT SORRY BABY I’M SO SORRY!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT SCARY GUY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
Jennings: No no no! He’s the guy right there! The guy with the mustache!
Magnifico: For the last time, you rapscallion! I’m not a spy!
Evelyn: THAT GUY’S NOT THE SPY THAT GUYS THE GUY ON TV HE HAD A CAMEO IN THAT ONE RED DWARF EPISODE.
Magnifico: See? She knows who I am!
Jennings: Aw shit. He was on Red Dwarf?
Evelyn: FUCK YEAH HE WAS!! HE WAS ON THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!

Evelyn runs towards a tree and begins punching it repeatedly.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MxdvsCt0sEwVEy_Rmg1bIozxmLzdow1nZVzM6ng2BYo/edit?usp=sharing]

14 - Crunk Evelyn

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June 21st, 2019. 9:50 AM.
Killer Geckos HQ, Deep Jungle, Doom Island.

Jennings types a code into a keypad next to the huge vault door, covering the keypad so Magnifico can’t see the code. The vault door begins opening, revealing the tunnel on the other side. A flock of birds sitting on a jungle tree near the door flies away. 

Once the door had fully opened, it revealed a dark, dank tunnel, overgrown with vines and likely full of spiders and other creepy insects. Jennings ushers Magnifico inside.

Jennings: After you. Oh wait, never mind. You have no fucking clue where you’re going.

Jennings leads the way through the tunnel, and eventually takes them to a door to their left. Next to this door was another keypad which Jennings stealthily inputs the code for, thus opening the door. The door leads them down a flight of dark, stone stairs, which eventually leads them to what looks like a nicely furnished computer lab, full of all kinds of machines, computers, and people operating them.

Jennings: Welcome to the Killer Geckos Headquarters. This is where we make our guns and our bombs and our drugs.
Magnifico: Well, It’s certainly homely I say.
Jennings: Here, come along. I’ll introduce you to the crew.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iNnPx717WpL8Azqr_VkNg9rhqnJz4RoWmf1iIlcCw4I/edit?usp=sharing]

15 - Killer Geckos

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[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

(BASICALLY JENNINGS TOTALLY DESTROYS TOBIAS MAGNIFICO IN A MATCH OF BLACK OPS 2 MULTIPLAYER BY HITTING A BALLISTA TRICKSHOT OFF THE ROOF OF THE WATCHTOWER IN STUDIO ON ANOTHER GUY, AND THEN SOMEHOW GETTING THE CARE PACKAGE DELIVERY GUY TO DROP THE CARE PACKAGE ON MAGNIFICO'S HEAD MAKING AN AWESOME KILLCAM THAT JENNINGS WISHES HE HAD RECORDED. SONGS WILL BE SUNG ABOUT THIS VICTORY.)

16 - BLACK OPS 2 EPIC TRICKSHOT + KILLCAM 2019 LIVE

*You got sticks and stones to turn to, but he has words to hurt you.

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Found an old Radiation FLP i downloaded years ago and decided to do something with it.

[Existential Oddities] RADIATION

* Shut up, furry.

track originally by djt0b3 (@imaybeasalmon) for existential oddities, reuploaded bcs banger

[Existential Oddities] - RADIATION v1

track originally by djt0b3 (@imaybeasalmon), reuploaded with permission

[Existential Oddities] - Blood In The Water wip

alt acc to post stuff ive made that isnt important or that has been deleted

An archive on everything related to the Undertale AU and music project, Existential Oddities.

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