What can I say about dead celebrities that hasn’t been said already? A lot actually. Which is why I’m not going to say anything. I’m really not. So anyways, we’re continuing the investigation we last left off with on the previous episode. I mean, we have our answers, we know where things are going, right? Maybe not literally but how could you possibly know where part three is going to end. Will our loose cannon cops play by the rules? Will they even fire their weapons at innocent minorities? Not a real story if neither of those things are happening. Vampires are real, though. I’m not budging on that one. But I am edging on it. Anyways, enjoy the rest of this story with these here boys. They had a good time, because I know they did. I made them. DUH-DUHN. 
So We’re About 99% Sure the New Guy in Town is a Vampire(20:33) by TheJesseClark
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Episode Two Hundred Eighty-Two: The Vamp-Wire Part Two

This one has strong feminist themes about respecting and listening to women, as well as messages about looking after each other.Have any of you ladies ever felt like you would have been taken more notice of if you were a man? Ever heard the classic kiwi safety measure fob off, she'll be 'right? Ever been to a music festival beset by extreme weather events? This one's for you.
All you witches who know how to check a weather forecast and have a basic knowledge of physics, tell'm! 

Tighten up the mainstage,
Strop it down fast,
Reef the starboard shade sail
Before we lose the mast!

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Shout out to the Ferals of Mohua - Golden Bay and the salty festival crews that put on spectacular events all the time, with high regard for safety, care and inclusiveness for everyone.


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She'll be Right

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Warden

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