Karanastic takes a wild ride through conspiracy culture with this tongue-in-cheek banger that questions everything from NASA to the shape of our world. With sharp wordplay and a heavy dose of alternative theories, this track dives deep into the rabbit hole of flat earth beliefs, simulation theories, and beyond. Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, this thought-provoking hip-hop journey challenges mainstream narratives while keeping that classic rap attitude.

Lyrics:
A brand-new track / return of the Mack
Bet you think that the Earth aint flat
Bet you think that the globe is a map
Shit is all wack / shit is pretend
Live for the moment don’t live for the weekend
Religion is peace gotta kill to avenge
Your own liberty you got to defend 
Cuz there ain’t nothing else cept ya family and friends
Walk to the wall wanna waltz off the edge 
Latest tick tock trends feeling so cringe 
See the world different switch up ya lens
See them selling all their souls for a couple of cents 
You don’t know the truth about most events 
And neither do I but I’m trying to advance 
Past the defenses of that Polar fence 
But they won’t’ let me past those coordinates

(Chorus x2)
No Blue Balls - Space is Fake
Science Fiction Paints this Landscape
Edge of walls – high and tall 
The Antarctic it surrounds us all   
Ain’t it weird these planes of earth they got no curve 
Moon makes tides, ain’t ya heard, all facts are blurred 
It’s not what you think it’s more absurd 

Unpopular is my conscious 
I never wanna hear from a helio-centrist 
don’t really care about a globalist interest  
I’d rather be pompous and not pretentious 
I’ll start ascending to the 4th dimension 
and elevate my mind past my education 
no exaggeration, cant take vacation, to the place on earth owned by no nation
Try it yourself, might get mowed down
What’s left is your soul like you in Motown 
Lost not found in the ocean now 
The elites all know that the earth ain’t round  
Rocket ships sent to Bermuda 
Backgrounds generated by computers  
State sponsored are the active shooters 
Can’t say you know who are a bunch of losers 

(Chorus x2)
No Blue Balls - Space is Fake
Science Fiction Paints this Landscape
Edge of walls – high and tall 
The Antarctic it surrounds us all   
Ain’t it weird these planes of earth they got no curve 
Moon makes tides, ain’t ya heard, all facts are blurred 
It’s not what you think it’s more absurd

Speak the truth with integrity 
Cuz my word is my bond it’s my legacy
My enemies hate that I’m righteous 
An I don’t burn out like a tank of nitrous 
Don’t huff balloons still got my vices 
Demonic folk always act the nicest  
Our simulation’s, in an infinite crisis 
They praying to Crowley and Dionysus
My advice is , just stay away 
The world you grew up in is not the same 
Ever since them towers didn’t drop from a plane 
Ever since the demise of the American dream 
I screamed when I went to the firmament  
Cuz I couldn’t get past or knew what it meant 
For NASA folks those pics are jokes 
It's photoshop with AI strokes 

Keep it real so yall don’t have to  
Run from the truth one day itl catch you 
Water on a ball don’t think that’s natural 
What’s propaganda vs what is factual?

Flat Earth Rap

they dividing up the nations
to keep you in simulation
they lie about creation
and say nobody made it
so sick of this world
i just fucking hate it
tell you you cant do shit
cause everything is fated
sometimes i give up hope
i guess thats why im faded
and nobody wanna listen
so now im fucking jaded
they tell you that its golden
but it aint even plated
got the plates in my vest 
cause they say that my thoughts dangerous
all my homies woke
so you cant fucking hang bitch
but if you hang with us then you will probably hang bitch
relocating all the people
the history they erasing
pack em up in trains
move em to a new location

everything connected
peep the misdirection
gifts that you neglecting
brush em off of the dust that they been collecting
i had to clear my mind
i had to take my time
its scary outside thats why i stay inside
chillin in my mind
seen from every angel
sometimes i miss my homie
but now he my gaurdian angel

i know the world is flat
cause i fuckign seen it
its been about a decade
but the team is still obscene bitch
everything distraction
divide the people into fractions
they hate when i say shit
cause they know that i speak facts bitch
came out of the mud
they buried it in mud
they drinking baby blood
everyone knows what it does
but they wont fucking do shit
ill really fucking shoot shit
ever since grade school bitch
i questioned the schooling
what they tryna teach us
why cant they fucking prove it
hanging out the damn whip
screaming what it do bitch
lets fucking make some moves
but you aint tryna do shit

Dust

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The self proclaimed and world renowned “Internet’s Best Rapper” has been recording songs independently for over a dozen years. This is hard-hitting, dope hip hop created with a fury of emotional intelligence that will rock your senses. People who don't like rap music like Karanastic.



The masterful lyrical flows found within the audio touch on subjects people care about - like life, pop-culture, conspiracy theories and a swarm of other nonsense that consumes the world.



Karanastic makes songs from his unique perspective of life as a thirty-something year old middle-class business professional. He spends entirely too much time philosophizing about living in the Matrix. Often lost within the depths of the internet, this West Coast rapper proudly admits to getting inspiration from pro-wrestling, Pokemon cards and fake news.

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