Jeff and Schuyler recap the fifth ever El Meet the Soccericos derby between Manchester United and Arsenal. They also recap Schuyler's visit to the UK and the duo's visit to Scotland.

Meet The Soccers - Episode 45 - This Is Where My Career Has Gone

Schuyler and Jeff break down what's going right and wrong for Manchester United before Jeff runs through Arsenal's recent run of fixtures. The lads start off going down a weird rabbit hole of James Bond and Maryland nonsense. If you're listening to the podcast at this point, you know what to expect.

Meet The Soccers - Episode 48 - Who's That Man(chester United) In The Mirror

Schuyler and Jeff chat with Nostalgia FC's star attacking midfielder James, yet another Arsenal fan guest. First we cover Arsenal's mixed bag of a week before getting into United's staggering decline. James provides some key Arsenal insight and Jeff is thrilled.

Meet The Soccers - Episode 49 - Jeff Makes A New Arsenal Friend (isn't that great?)

Schuyler and Jeff chat United's unpredictable form, Arsenal's opportunity to move up the league table, and the impact of multiple midseason international tournaments. Also, they spend 10 minutes determining if Schuyler's microphone is on. Typical.

Meet The Soccers - Episode 52 - Zen And The Art Of Inconsistent League Form

Jeff and Schuyler recap Arsenal's thrilling win over a Salah-less Liverpool and United's drubbing of West Ham. Schuyler is ruining his fingernails worrying about the state of Lisandro Martinez's knee. Oh! And MTS is returning to London!

Meet The Soccers - Episode 54 - Jeff Is Drunk With Klopptimism

Jeff and Schuyler finally do the overdue London episode. Schuyler apologizes for some of the weird editing!

Meet The Soccers - Episode 56 - United With Arsenal Against City From London

Delicious (snippet) [prod. isaacupir]

This Footie track was created by 2 hood veterans. Born and raise by loving parents but lessons learned elsewhere (the pitch, Guildford)

This Is Football England '24 (It's Football Time)

Schuyler and Jeff catch up on the Euros, Copa America, USMNT Manager debacle, EPL summer transfer window so far, and a bit of catching up between the two BFFs.

Meet the Soccers - Episode 58 - Beyond Angry

It was a fun week of nothing until the madness over the weekend. We take a minute to look at the failure in Miami before the USA gets prepared for the World Cup. This takes a quick turn dealing with the incident in Pennsylvania with the former president.  We somehow take that serious subject and shift into a weird music rabbit hole and Freddie Prinze Jr.  All in all it's been an odd week. Hopefully, everyone is safe out there.

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Episode 290: What Happened This Weekend?

Footprints in the Sand

Mighty Jackie Grealish (nobber's gold)
(Written by Andreas Norlén)

Oi,...oi... Massive lad that innit? 
Thick as fuck, proper fit that lad 
Oi,...oi... innit…innit…

You’re our prince, our footie king,
Make us drool when you do your thing.
In them shorts, you own the fight,
Oi, Jackie lad - let us have a bite

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time!
That hair, them muscles, huge D to fuck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Dominant lad you’re proper tough
You score your goal, so fit and rough
We take a kneel, we kiss your feet.
Oi, Jackie lad, let us taste your meat!

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time!
That hair, them muscles, huge D to suck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!


Oi,... innit…innit… innit…
Thick as fuck, proper fit that lad 
Oi,...oi... innit…innit…

Handsome, strong, a proper beast,  
With every score, the quickest feet
Every penalty, a freekick or two,  
Jackie lad, you always cum through! 
OI!

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time! (innit, innit)
That hair, them muscles, huge D to suck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!

Mighty Jackie Grealish (nobber's gold) [V1]

Mighty Jackie Grealish (nobber's gold)
(Written by Andreas Norlén)

Oi,...oi... Massive lad that innit? 
Thick as fuck, proper fit that lad 
Oi,...oi... innit…innit…

You’re our prince, our footie king,
Make us drool when you do your thing.
In them shorts, you own the fight,
Oi, Jackie lad - let us have a bite

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time!
That hair, them muscles, huge D to fuck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!

Dominant lad you’re proper tough
You score your goal, so fit and rough
We take a kneel, we kiss your feet.
Oi, Jackie lad, let us taste your meat!

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time!
That hair, them muscles, huge D to suck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!


Oi,... innit…innit… innit…
Thick as fuck, proper fit that lad 
Oi,...oi... innit…innit…

Handsome, strong, a proper beast,  
With every score, the quickest feet
Every penalty, a freekick or two,  
Jackie lad, you always cum through! 
OI!

Your thighs are thick, your face divine, (innit)
Massive calves, rule all space and time! (innit, innit)
That hair, them muscles, huge D to suck (ouff)
Even straight lads wanna have a fuck!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, innit, innit, innit.

Mighty Jackie Grealish, Jackie boy!
Your nobber's gold, you give us joy!
Jackie! Jackie! Score that goal
Your massive bum control us all!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!

Jackie, chav lad thick and bold
King of the game, your nobber's gold!
Jackie, Jackie Grealish king
We all drool, you do your thing!


Mighty Jackie Grealish (nobber's gold) [V2]

Happy New Year
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Money Count

Money Counter [prod. isaacupir] [mixed by jreps]

More coming soon
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Apple and Spotify this Friday 04/11/25

Monopoly (prod. fadenhere) [mixed by ajvibinn]

you don't need to know me ask your girlfriend!

Soda (feat. ajvibinn) [prod. nerfjayy]

sleep phonk wid a side of dih (ft DJ dole+DJ FootJob)

Meet the Soccers is a new podcast about two friends catching up on life through soccer/football/fußball/calcio etc. Jeff (in London) and Schuyler (in Los Angeles) begin each episode with the latest football chat before quickly devolving into whatever else they feel like talking about.

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